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Pyro 06-25-2003 08:42 PM

ED, I thought you would be hot...but DAMN you fine dawg

the girl is very nice too, good catch

Old Reliable 06-25-2003 08:43 PM

hit what? rofl

Unknown_Sniper 06-25-2003 08:51 PM

ed: Wow. I imagined ed to be a....geeky little scrawny white kid of about 12 who reads harry potter and plays....geeky games. Damn.

Office Depot 06-25-2003 09:14 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":2148d]hit what? rofl[/quote:2148d]

bsh































(bob sagget humor)

Tripper 06-25-2003 09:47 PM

Ed! You Seckse Man!

I always knew you were a Brother.....It's refreshing too have some cultural diversity, even though you aren't even diverse from the rest of us. biggrin:

You're merely a Honkey in that body, aren't ya! angel:

What's the story with your ex-skinhead girlfriend.....Are you going to elaborate? Or just leave us hanging?

SoLiDUS 06-25-2003 10:01 PM

Ed! My black brotha from another mutha! Still hangin' out with dem crackaz
from the east side? You know damn well the west side is where the bitchez
is at! Nice mug, bug!

biggrin:

ED 06-26-2003 09:36 AM

[quote:5ca03]And for how much he seems to hate white people i find it funny he has a white ex skin head girlfriend. [/quote:5ca03]

A billion bucks to anyone that finds where I say I hate white people. I love you people. Your uncomfort allows me to act in ways a regular employee wouldnt be allowed to act.

"Oh he's just acting black" - evil:

And I have ALREADY stated where I work, although I did get a promotion to Program Officer.

And she was a skinhead in the way back, but shes alot better - yanno, "once ya go black. . ."

Zoner 06-26-2003 09:40 AM

You kinda look like Maven from the WWE. Separated at birth??

Ed:
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/ANDERSON-1ST.gif[/img]

Maven:
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/2Mavensmiling.jpg[/img]

Strik0r 06-26-2003 09:44 AM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":8cb96]
A billion bucks to anyone that finds where I say I hate white people. "[/quote:8cb96]

a technicality but...where's my money?

Tripper 06-26-2003 01:43 PM

[quote=Strik0r]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "ED! Ban #127":4a627
A billion bucks to anyone that finds where I say I hate white people. "

a technicality but...where's my money?[/quote:4a627]

.....LOL! biggrin:

I'm sure Ed has never said he hated us Milky Crackas.

I mean, there are only 2 known Black people on this board, why would he hang out here if he hated whiteys?

......This is a forum full of rednecks!

Judas 06-26-2003 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
......This is a forum full of rednecks!


[img]http://www.teamaftermath.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif[/img]

06-26-2003 01:52 PM

YEEE HAW!

Zap. USMC 06-26-2003 03:01 PM

Those pictures look like they came from a porn site... ever heard of "Dogfart.com" ??? It's a site where Black guys bone white bitches in the butt...

oOo:

pest 06-26-2003 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

......This is a forum full of rednecks!

You say that like its a bad thing.

Say it with pride!!!!!

06-26-2003 03:39 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":1337c]Those pictures look like they came from a porn site... ever heard of "Dogfart.com" ??? It's a site where Black guys bone white bitches in the butt...

oOo:[/quote:1337c]

Posting links to porn sites? hake:

Zap. USMC 06-26-2003 03:51 PM

[quote=Quze]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cpt. Zapotoski":a3147
Those pictures look like they came from a porn site... ever heard of "Dogfart.com" ??? It's a site where Black guys bone white bitches in the butt...

oOo:

Posting links to porn sites? hake:[/quote:a3147]

I mentioned it... I never linked it, jackass.

06-26-2003 04:48 PM

[quote:5c363]And she was a skinhead in the way back, but shes alot better - yanno, "once ya go black. .[/quote:5c363]

you never go back. so in that case you never had a black girl or you wouldnt have left? lol

ED 06-26-2003 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatever
[quote:6e958]And she was a skinhead in the way back, but shes alot better - yanno, "once ya go black. .

you never go back. so in that case you never had a black girl or you wouldnt have left? lol[/quote:6e958]

Yes. What astonishing logic. Seems even a black person can go black. Is there any reason why this fellow hasn't received the Nobel SmartPerson Prize?

Whatever indeed.

Eight Ace 06-26-2003 05:47 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":315e1]Is there any reason why this fellow hasn't received the Nobel SmartPerson Prize?[/quote:315e1]

...none that come to mind, and yes, his theory is the very essence of logic.

rudedog 06-26-2003 06:51 PM

Just wanted to say hi, Ed, Long time no talk.
It's been so damn busy with work. Don't get much time to frequent the off topic side of the board, not to mention the rest of the damn forums LOL.

Arkan 06-26-2003 07:35 PM

Well well Ed, i was right. I knew you were a brother.
Whats the tats on your girls shoulder?

Infernal_ 06-26-2003 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Well well Ed, i was right. I knew you were a brother.
Whats the tats on your girls shoulder?

seems to be another on her lower boo.....
*cough*

Tripper 06-26-2003 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

......This is a forum full of rednecks!

You say that like its a bad thing.

Say it with pride!!!!!

OMGOMG - I LURV REDNEX! biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 06-26-2003 09:12 PM

i always imagined ed as an old white guy. weird oOo:

Zap. USMC 06-26-2003 09:12 PM

I know ED bones that girl in the butt... biggrin:

06-26-2003 09:23 PM

cant take a joke do you know what lol, means? you bald uncle tom. lol once you go white you know you right. once you go black no one wants you back. its a joke brother get over it.

Simo Häyhä 06-26-2003 09:25 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":32770]I know ED bones that girl in the butt... biggrin:[/quote:32770]
thats mandatory

Zap. USMC 06-26-2003 09:30 PM

Jesus, I could hardly imagine the pain that girl must go through. Taking a bone from a 14 incher and having the circumfernce of a pepsi can in your ass isn't something most girls do now a days...

06-26-2003 09:34 PM

[quote:7b371]Taking a bone from a 14 incher [/quote:7b371]

what did Ed give you some loving for you to know how big it is. lmao

Zap. USMC 06-26-2003 09:34 PM

Well, don't most brothas have a guerilla dick?

Tripper 06-26-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatever
cant take a joke do you know what lol, means? you bald uncle tom. lol once you go white you know you right. once you go black no one wants you back. its a joke brother get over it.

Uncle Tom? Where the fuck are you from? 1950s Birmingham?

Grow the Fuck up!

06-26-2003 09:37 PM

its a joke. my new zealand friend. you guys can dish it out but not take it. lmao i even stated it was a joke. but i guess you are kind of dumb.

Eight Ace 06-27-2003 01:32 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":2bc72]...Taking a bone from a 14 incher and having the circumfernce of a pepsi can in your ass isn't something most girls do now a days...[/quote:2bc72]

now a days..? ed: LOL!

...yearns for that more innocent time...

Infernal_ 06-27-2003 01:36 AM

14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pepsi can!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed: ed: .........jesus

not cool lol

rudedog 06-27-2003 05:54 AM

Moderator mode **on**

with all due respect to everyone in this thread, watch the comments guys. Your taking it a little too far.

Moderator Mode **off**

06-27-2003 05:56 AM

lol the votes... 13 -13

extremes only way of life

ED 06-27-2003 09:12 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7a5b3]Well, don't most brothas have a guerilla dick?[/quote:7a5b3]

I do use some Guerilla Tactics to achieve the art of intercourse; hiding behind the bathroom door after she gets out the shower so I can get her already naked (half the battle).

And gorillas have small penis's. Fun fact.

Bald Uncle Tom? I dont have a bald uncle tom. If you're asking Whatever for someone to roleplay your child abuse with you, I'm sure theres NUMEROUS forums out there to accomodate you. Hell its the internet - "ANYTHING GOES!"

And yes the tat does go down to her breast, and its of flowers of some sort.

And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.

Zap. USMC 06-27-2003 10:26 AM

[quote:d3c74]And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.[/quote:d3c74]

So ya stick it in her ass, don't ya ?

ED 06-27-2003 10:30 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":95ffe][quote:95ffe]And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.[/quote:95ffe]

So ya stick it in her ass, don't ya ?[/quote:95ffe]

With subtlties like that - its no wonder youre so popular with the lady-friends.

White Rabbit 06-27-2003 10:35 AM

libacious black men lust for our white women!


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