[quote="Da_Bian":2a11c]good times happy: i still remember my first time... oh Joy biggrin: oh oh Joy, and she's like OH OH ooooooooooooh! jizz[/quote:2a11c]

women fake orgasms because they think men care.

Me and my mates get a big rush on country road rallying. There is no feeling like losing the rear end and the ploughing into a brick wall at 140mph.
Its an expensive hobby oOo:

Dirtbiking. Doing a good 45 mph on a singletrack in an orchard, and hitting a square edge rock. I thought for sure I was gonna be in some serious pain, but somehow I kept it up.

How about this:

I do this tiny jump, maybe 6 inches off the ground. Land funny, go towards a barbed wire fence. Slam into the fence, fly over the handlebars and the fence, slide 20 feet. That was a rush.

smells like bullshit

[quote="Simo Häyhä":13607]smells like bullshit[/quote:13607]

day sha vu

so why arent you and your cousin in jail?

Stealing a car, willingly being in a stolen car, under the influence of drugs, no doubt youre underage to drink too (i dont know) but if so, then underage drinking.
Your cousin should be in jail for speeding while under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and both of you charged for probably not reporting this accident and leaving the scene. correct me if im wrong about the latter.

So unless this story of yours is infact bullshit, i suggest you correct yourself because if i ever become rich i will do a jay & silent bob and find out where you live. The police will be able to use this in connection with an anonymous car accident and reported stolen vehical which will be on their records. If infact any of this even happened.
If it is true, then you and your cousin are fucking morons who deserve to be in jail anyway. 100mph when high and drunk hake:

wow again.

Yeah, I'd say that guy and his story about the car is quite "Bull-Shitted Out, Dude!"
Also, Newt - It's DE JA VU ....Not sure if there is supposed to be a space between the De and the Ja, though.

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":5fb07]3) well theirs always the odd party crashr where the cops crash the parties & everyone takes off. but those happen so often i dont even get much of a rush anymore.[/quote:5fb07]

That reminded me of one of the other biggest rushes that used to occur often...:

Down here, house parties in West Auckland in the weekends are the norm. If you have one and tell a couple people at your school, then by the time your party starts, about 4 whole West Auckland high schools have found out about it, and most of them will be attending.
You get like 1,000 drunk kids pouring around the street and the front lawn of your house, and sooner or later you get a "Sty-Run."

Now - This is where the fun is at. A 'Sty-Run,' is simply when about 100+ Police turn up at the end of the street, in full riot gear, with empty Paddywagons, all lined up ready to charge.
It's usual for the head cop to count too 3, and begin a show down on the street, in which the police slowly march foward shouting out shit, and tapping their batons on their shields to kind of rally us up, or phaze us or someshit. I think what they're trying to do, is round us up like sheep away from the party.
The beauty of it is, it has happened so often, that if you have been to a West Auckland party before, you know the drill.

The drill = Charging towards the police in a full drunken manner, and hope you make it past without being caught.

Biggest Rush Ever.

Heaps of you might call it irresponsible....Well - Suck My Cock.

.....And besides, I think the cops have fun with it. I've seen them do some brutal shit when they catch kids, which, in my view, they have every right of doing.... freak:

that would be awsome! happy: here its just about 5 fat cops.

Yeah shit like that happens up here all the time tripper. We used to hold parties at this old rock quarry outside of town. I mean we had huge parties, hundreds of people. Anywho it got outta control and like all the cops in town came to break it up. 150+ cops in riot gear + a thousand drunken kids + rock quarry = front page on newspaper. Over 50 people got arrested, over 300 kids got injured and I got hit in the face with a rock, a beer bottle and a police baton. They said we caused an upwards of $90,000 worth of damage. That was the last real party I went to.

when i went skydiving

Cool you actually did it?

I wanna try shit like that. Skydiving, cliff diving, bungie jumping, BASE jumping, hang gliding.....

FUCK! my nipples are getting rock hard just thinking about doing that stuff.

[quote="Old Reliable":2faab]when i stood up from my computer chair and took a step[/quote:2faab]

I think we've all felt that.

But mine would have to be either this huge ass roller coaster i went on last year, or playing paintball for the first time, i was so afraid of being shot thinking it would hurt like a bitch, but once i got hit (Which just happened to be in the fucking neck) it wasnt as bad as i thought.

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you must love that pic

thats a hairy girl.

My biggest rush? Prolly the time i made this girl have 5 orgasms in one night. It was very exhausting but fun none the less.

prolly had asthma

Well, after i was done with that pu55y, i'm sure she did !!

i accually thought about this one, and the biggest rush for me was when i scored 4 unanswered goals in a hockey game in the playoffs to win the game, during the game i didnt feel it but when we won 4-3 i got such a rush i got teary eyed, not that im a pussy, it was just so exhilirating, and exciting, i didnt knwo what to but cry, and the second would be the next game we played, we lost in OT, 5-4 after being down 4-0 in the 3rd period, we fought back and almost pulled it out, it was the best loss ive ever had...nothing gets me goin more then roller coasters and ice hockey

i get a rush yelling at people on SOCOM (ps2 game) ive had some good fights mwah:

also when i used to dirtbiek i went over this huge jump...............CRASHED AND BURNED. because i swear when i was in MID air it started to rain and i remember thinking to myself "WTF" and i sorta lost control, banged my chest on the handel bars, got winded and scraped up very well after laying in the feild for 5 mins in the rain muddy and scraped up trying to catch my breath.

that happened in showboarding too got totally winded after fucking up on a 7 foot drop. i know its not much but when the showboard digs into the ground and you do a face plant your fucked.

then there was the 1st roller coaster i ever went on.

and like lastmonth i fucked up BMXing on this small ass jump i was so emberassed. atleast i made the gap to the pavement biggrin: but i didnt fucking land it i got crookede in the air i was a bloody mess adn had to walk home with a pulled muscle in my leg draging my bike. well it was like a 7 foot gap i suppose it was good enough lol

good thing my post showed up eh? oOo:

To many to list.

1. Free climbing a 100ft rock face
2. Dirt biking and going 45 off a jump i wasnt supposed to jump... There was a fence awaiting me upon my landing.
3. 40mph dirt biking in the back woods on trails no wider than the bike.
4. 135 mph top speed run in car. (Mid day, open free way in the middle of no where, 100% straight, no other cars on the road for miles, for all you safty nuts)
5. 500 ft repel off cliff
6. Firing M-203 (40mm grenade launcher)
7. Firing 240b (7.62 machine gun)
8. Firing M-249 (5.56 machine gun)
9. Squad tactics training, live fire.
10. Live fire night crawl.... M-60's (7.62 MG) firing over your head on a 300m crawl, explosions from 1/4 sticks of dynomite for simulated arty, barb wire hazards, pitch black.
11. Night time flare training. It had a erie sense to it.. walking out in a field with your platoon, then hearing the flare go flying up, and diving to the ground. I found a nice rain rut so i acctually was under ground... it was crazy fun.

There are more dirt biking, paintball, army, rock climbing stories but like i said... To many to list.

Damn man you put far far too much effort into sex. Whatever happened to good old wham bam thank you mam?
Youre making sex sound like a chore that the girl needs to get some attention.
Shag her, fart, roll over and fall asleep, then be out of her apartment before breakfast.

[quote="Captain Bunny":557d1]Shag her, fart, roll over and fall asleep, then be out of her apartment before breakfast.[/quote:557d1]
you've been reading my diary again

You would definently fit in out here in NH. Especialyl the dirt biking in the forest, sept we do it with trucks.

[quote="Captain Bunny":5851b]Damn man you put far far too much effort into sex. Whatever happened to good old wham bam thank you mam?
Youre making sex sound like a chore that the girl needs to get some attention.
Shag her, fart, roll over and fall asleep, then be out of her apartment before breakfast.[/quote:5851b]

Bunny, good advise...but man, you had to see this chick !! After that night, she wouldn't leave me alone....lol.

I just remembered my codine expierence. Ok now for all you stoners out there this may not be big news for you. But for me I am not a drug person. SO after I had my wisdom teeth out the doc. gave me codine ot ill the pain. Well I later found out Codine+ 2 pints of blood in your stomach dont go good together. Made me sick as hell. But after the blood left wow. I accidentily took too many pills in too short of a time and I couldnt feel my legs and I had to walk down some pretty steep stairs while out of it. THat was pretty intense

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":38f31]I just remembered my codine expierence. Ok now for all you stoners out there this may not be big news for you. But for me I am not a drug person. SO after I had my wisdom teeth out the doc. gave me codine ot ill the pain. Well I later found out Codine+ 2 pints of blood in your stomach dont go good together. Made me sick as hell. But after the blood left wow. I accidentily took too many pills in too short of a time and I couldnt feel my legs and I had to walk down some pretty steep stairs while out of it. THat was pretty intense[/quote:38f31] lol i saw some kid like 8-10 run and not see the stairs ahead it was like a one foot drop but just lol

[quote=newt] lol i saw some kid like 8-10 run and not see the stairs ahead it was like a one foot drop but just lol[/quote:904f9] NOT a foot for me. The stairs I had to go down were like 11-12 feet. Adn the steps were very narrow.

just roll down you big whimp. or crawl down if you have sufficient strength.

anyways how is that a rush? just because you felt pain and could not move your legs that's a rush?

no there was no pain. I OD on the pain killers thus killing the pain and the feeling in my legs making it really hard to walk. it also made me sick and really really light headed.

was your adrenalin up? did you sweat like crazy? and were you in fear of your health/life?

Ok i just had a huge rush tonight the 4th of july, i was incharge of our fireworks display (since most shit in VA is illegal the trip i took to myrtle beach i stocked up on good stuff). I bought this really nice mortar thing, that shoots out GI joes on parachutes and flames come out. <Cap_Miller> we had this fire works display, it was a mortar type thing i set it down, lit it and some started to shoot off.

Next thing i know the fucking thing falls over and people are running and screaming, i pulled a fucking wesley snipes behind my sisters car, flames are everywhere, parachutes flying, i felt like i was in a fucking war.

Fucking edit, i copied part of that from mIRC sorry if it doesnt make sense at the end of that paragraph lol.

i had a similar experience back in taiwan, we had this firworks thing, called a whirlwind or hurricane forgot. the thing was a box or tube i think and it shot out these tracer or flare type things at a high speed. and we got it tilted soemhow and it flew twards us. looked like the cheap tracers from the movie platoon

some paintball battles i have been in became so hopeless for me and my team only 2 people were left surrounded in a fort in 10 degree weather. felt like stalingrad ed:

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