[quote="CaP bUsTa":9a22b]ear surgery eh
thats the exact same surgery i was in for when i woke up
wierd eek:[/quote:9a22b]

It was for grommits (sp). Had an ear infection in my right ear.

I ended up having the opperation 4 times over 5 years or so 'cos I kept getting my head under water and washed the grommits out. Doh.

Thanks for calling me a liar. If you want, i can fax you my medical records you nerd.

oh
mine was plastic surgery, i was born without a right ear so I had a series of 4 surgeries to make me a new fake one

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":400c0]Dropped an impact wrench on my big tow one time. Toe hurt for weeks while the bllod under the nail slowly grew out.[/quote:400c0]
OMG YOU SPELLED TOE WRONG!

[quote="Super 61":8713c]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:8713c]

[quote="Super 61":91b3b][quote="Super 61":91b3b]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:91b3b][/quote:91b3b]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:

Varsity football
bench 145
squat 255
wide reciever

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":52661]why did u get punched[/quote:52661]

Because this stupid drunk fuck tried to attack me and two of my mates, with his 3 friends.
He ended up in hospital with a Broken Nose, Jaw and Hand. Which serves him fucking right for starting shit in the first place.

.....But of course, I did get thrown on the ground and punched in the temple. Still, it doesn't take a quantum physicist to tell who is worse off.

Oh yeah I had to have a hernia operation when I was 5 weeks old. Nearly died.

[quote="Eight Ace":dd4b2][quote="Super 61":dd4b2][quote="Super 61":dd4b2]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:dd4b2][/quote:dd4b2]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:dd4b2]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....

I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS

[quote="K-9NeXuS":741f5]I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS[/quote:741f5]

Ouch that sounds painful.

I never got a broken bone, I never got knocked unconsious for more than 20 seconds, I never got a concussion and I never got stabbed, shot neither a stitch. Never broke my ankle or fingers. The worst I got was a sprained wrist and ankle and some serious flesh wound which recovered rather quickly.
I guess I'm the only one whos clever or jsut the one with the common sense not to get injured in an accident or plain lucky unlike most morons out there who deliberately hurt themselves to show off to their friends with their scars.

1. shot in the neck with a paintball
2. WORST calf and foot cramp ever after major wipeout while bodyboarding...couldnt walk for about a week...
3.hit in the nuts with a lacrosse ball without a cup on....

was lined up in a firing squad, took 10 bullets to the chest and 12 to the head. survived that, and on the way back from the hospital, hit a deer in my car and nearly died

Climbing a tree, fell down on a branch 'bout the size of my upper arm.
Thing is, i took the fall with me nuts ONLY...
Couldnt use me bike for 'bout a week, and had major problems sitting down the first 2 days.. hake:

Was jumping up and down on my parent's bed, fell and busted my lip on the hardwood edge. Had to get stitches in my damn lip, I could only eat Cream of Wheat for like a week. It also hurt like hell when they took the stitches out.

1.Had a thing on my lip cut off, or something was done to it, and I didnt want the luaghing gas, I like to be aware of my surrondings, so I asked for a shot instead. They gave them to me in the top of my mouth, and I could fell them up in my nose. I shut my eyes so tight that when I opended them tears poured out.
2. At School we would hit ourslves and each other with things, like gluesticks. Yes I know its stupid, but we had nothing to do.
3.Paintball on the Inside Thigh

[quote=Tripper][quote="Eight Ace":0d146][quote="Super 61":0d146][/quote:0d146]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:0d146]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....[/quote:0d146]

wouldn't work, your stomach is already acidic and there's a thing that keeps acid from going to the bloodstream from the digestive system

taking it in the ass from an african american

[quote="Sgt Stryker":5d271][quote=Tripper][quote="Eight Ace":5d271][quote="Super 61":5d271][/quote:5d271]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:5d271]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....[/quote:5d271]

wouldn't work, your stomach is already acidic and there's a thing that keeps acid from going to the bloodstream from the digestive system[/quote:5d271]

Well, shit then, just dip your cock straight down in the acid.

Well in the sixth grade in shop class I cut off my finger. And had to have 7-8 hours of surgery to reattach it, i have the xrays i just need to get them in my computer

you work at Hot Tpoic?

Ripped the skin on the top of my thumb right open when putting some cups into a cup dispenser at work. Who said coffee shops like Tim Horton's wern't lethal.

im lying