[quote="Old Reliable":a735f]haha holy shit, if you are actually going to get back at your mother for something, you are truly a piece of shit[/quote:a735f]

Dude u have no idea how fucked up she is. I havent done shit to her and she hates me. She sends me to physcologist because i dont talk to her sometimes. How fucked up is that. Shes a slut and a bitch and ill never forgive her for what shes done to me.

Well, first off.. That's pretty fucked up for a mother to say about and to their children.. I don't blame you for wanting to get revenge.. mad:

but realistically. You're probably not going to move out at 18.. even if you try, you're not going to be able to afford it working at the local best buy or gas station.. You'll have Rent, utilities, food, gas (if you own a car) a car (if you don't already have one).. or you're going to be a loafer and mooch off your friends and crash on their couch until you over stay your welcome....

In which case you'll probably be begging to move back home where you probably don't have to pay for shit...

So the realistic thing to do is call Jerry Springer and get on the show if you want to throw a chair at her... Sounds like perfect material for them.. Then at least you can lock your self in your room 24/7 watching dumb and dumberer on your new VCR that the show gives you.. oOo:

but in any case.. Good luck..

[quote="Bean 2":58694][quote="Old Reliable":58694]haha holy shit, if you are actually going to get back at your mother for something, you are truly a piece of shit[/quote:58694]

Dude u have no idea how fucked up she is. I havent done shit to her and she hates me. She sends me to physcologist because i dont talk to her sometimes. How fucked up is that. Shes a slut and a bitch and ill never forgive her for what shes done to me.[/quote:58694]

Sounds like the other guy's mom who post in this forum. You know he makes a living washing dishes. Whats his name?

Why does Jerry Springer come to mind when i read his posts? eek:

Butters has a situation like that

good God!

makes me glad I have normal parents

anyway, as to your problem, hire me and I'll make her think the mob is after her evil: fire1:

That's Nice
 

Wow, for being such a thorn in your side you are certainly going to be nice and put her in a home? That should cost a penny or six, at least here in the states.

I had a great mom, she died last March at 83 and I miss her. But in your case, IF she did cheat on your dad, being without him now should have bent her stick a little. Maybe that's why she's a unhappy person.

Pay back? She's probably getting it now without your dad's income. I can't say why she cheated so won't mention your dad's part in that.

Pay Back !!! - Hmmmmm - Get up, do what she says, get a mate to take you to drivers ed, and remind her often that regardless of how she makes you feel due to HER LOUSY LIFE, you appreciate her.

That'll drive her nuts

Lee

Yes Butters is the guy I'm talking about.

Re: That's Nice
 

I do something like that. I always tell her that its not my fault her life is fucked up and she made her own decisions to end up like this.

...tell her that her personal freshness leaves something to be desired, that type of thing.

before you worry about other peoples lives, make yours better

ignore her and she'll slowly get the hint if she isnt a complete moron . my mom said some stuff like that about me and we still dont talk and she doesnt see her grandson at all . she always asks me why she cant see him and i tell her becuz you're a total biatch . its the little things that hurt people the most .

Sell her to a SweatShop in Africa

Let It Go
 

Oh well, she's a lost case. Try, like they said, to get your own life in order and pass her off as a bad episode in your life. There will come a day when she will need you and when you help she'll feel bad about how she treated you.

PS: Todays my 15th anniversary. Flowers, dinner, limo service for the girl I love. Hoping your life turns around and you enjoy the time we get for living.

Lee

Re: Let It Go
 

My life has gotten better over the past two years but its still fucked up. Im sure itll get better though. I dont think it can get any worse.

I think the best thing you can do is to be a self sufficient person - show your mother that you are able to to depend on yourself rather then others to get by in life.

Punture the fuel line in her car so that the spray lands on the exhaust. That should start a small engine fire. Using a rubber cement or other from of flamable sticky goo run a fuse of "goo" to a gasoline bomb you have premade and set infront of the drivers side. Rigging the gasoline bomb with shrapnel that resembles engine parts, perhaps even going to a junk yard to get bolts from the same model car, the more in depth the better. After that gas bomb detonates killing the occupants, the car should continue to burn, hopefully disposing of most of the obvious elements.

Or say take the "fuck you" approach. Do everthing yourself, never telling her shit. Going out? Just walk out the fucking door without a word. Never speak to her again, she sends you to a head doctor because you wont talk to her, tell the doc, and quote me "She's a fucking skank bitch who i want nothing to do with, unfortunatly she brought me into this world and the law dictates she fuck up my life for 18 years. Im simply doing damage control." Then proceed to walk out.

If its really that bad, walk out now. get a job, or two via lying if needed. Find some dank hole appartments that cost $400 and sleep on the floor for a while. If your sister is in the same position as you and is old enough, bring her along. Get teh hell away from her, and quick.

As for all this "be nice, she'll realise your a good kid" BULLSHIT, people dont think like that. Be as nice as you want she will always treat you like shit. first chance you get dissapear and never look back.

[quote:3d79d]my mom said some stuff like that about me and we still dont talk and she doesnt see her grandson at all . she always asks me why she cant see him and i tell her becuz you're a total biatch . [/quote:3d79d]
I wouldnt even give her the chance to ask. One day i would just have everything in my life in order enough to walk out the door without a word and never see or talk to her again.

and oh yeah... I did leave my house at 18, i joined the service. Yes i now live on my own, and no i have not talked to my mother since. Im 20 with a roomate and an otherwise normal life.

[quote:cf3ad]Or say take the "fuck you" approach. Do everthing yourself, never telling her shit. Going out? Just walk out the fucking door without a word. Never speak to her again[/quote:cf3ad]
do that and make her want you to speak with her

you're actually asking in the wrong place since some of these people live in disfunctional families and will tel lyou to disrespect other people...that seems to be the motto around here

I just found out some good news. My mom is selling our house and is moving outta state and i get to live with my dad. There is one bad thing however, my dads girlfriend is moving in his house with her two kids. There pretty fucking annoying so i dont know if thats gonna be good. At least the bitch is gonna be gone and i wont have to see her anymore.

You can always whack her and collect her death benefits.

Or stop compaining about everything...
Is it just me, or do you find things you dont like everywhere?

STFU, Only people with shitty parental relationships are aloud to post here. If you dont have advice dont critique lives. Sometimes people dont mean to have a life like that its just the way things come out. hake:

What have i been "compaining" about. Besides the useless retards like u that post here now. Im not complaining im just asking how do i get revenge. U and DoomOnYou are fucking pussys. I dont do shit to anyone and i get yelled at by peasants. So shut ur fucking mouth and dont post unless ur told to.

Hah, pathetic excuses once more. I myself have great fuckin problems, but do you here me moan about it?
NO! So stop being that little pansygirl and get your life sorted instead.
If you want to know about my problems, ill tell you.
My dad has been stealing from his company for several years, which led to my parents getting divorced.
And now they argue all the fuckin time about having us kids, and about money.
Thats all me and my sibblings seem to be to them, an excuse for arguing about money.
So if you think that i dont have any problems with my parents, you were wrong.
.. hake:

Keep this thread civilized, fuckers, or it gets locked.

Sorry Zoner, but i dont like people who think they know you.

I hear you, man.

Just forget about it and move on.

So all this does is change over the plan from rigging her car to explode and burn, into... Rigging her moving van to explode and burn. Same basic principals apply, but you can take advantage that most do it yourself moving suppliers have shitty maintainance records.

Sorry zoner I dont like people who tell others how to live their lives.

fuck all you mother fuckers hake:

Well this is going to bbe locked soon

I never said u dont have problems. If u stopped smoking crack for two seconds ud see that. And im not complaining about my problems. Im merely trying to find a sloution to how to get revenge just at the name of the topic suggest. Ud should probably read the post before u start making assumptions. I think u just wanted to state ur problems. Well go ahead its a free country, mostly. Its filled with morons like u yet its still a free country.

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