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elitecloud 10-20-2003 03:02 PM

lmfao! i have the dvd actually...it's ok..i think that army of darkness was alittle better..

what about ''Dude where's my car?"

Neo Nazi Hitler 10-20-2003 03:04 PM

army of darkness was supposed to be a funny stupid, lol.

Yeah Evil Dead 2 was good too. Lil better than the first one, if I remember.

Bazooka_Joe 10-20-2003 09:22 PM

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.

It isn't out yet, but when it is, it will suck. Watch it if you have 2:11 to waste.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pict ... _skeleton/

Bucknub 10-20-2003 09:29 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":eb4b2]The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.

It isn't out yet, but when it is, it will suck. Watch it if you have 2:11 to waste.

[url="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/lost_skeleton/"]http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pict ... _skeleton/[/url][/quote:eb4b2]
ya that does look quite queer, only thing I liked, was the font they used in it

Arkan 10-20-2003 09:41 PM

Ok, this may not have been the worst movie but it was definately the most "let down" of any movie i ever watched......I'm talking about "Pet Cemetery". That movie was all hyped up into some scary assed shit and it turned out to be lame. I was very disappointed walking out of the theater on opening night.

snipeymagoo 10-20-2003 10:25 PM

there are so many i cant name, but house of 1000 corpses comes to mind, i hated that movie, major let down.... hake:

Wilko 10-21-2003 09:09 AM

It's obvious none of you Gents have seen Magnolia. There is a scene, and i shit you not, where it legitimately Rains Frogs. Yep. No Dream Sequence, no altered reality. Present day Los Angeles, and it's fucking raining frogs. *shakes head*

Also, 'Half Past Dead' is fundamentally a piece of shit (Steven Seagal + Ja Rule = Piece of shit), as are all of the movies listed at [url:6006c]http://www.somethingawful.com/reviews/[/url:6006c]

Bane 10-21-2003 09:48 AM

It really can rain frogs. It's happened before.

descry 10-21-2003 10:01 AM

28 days, wow

JBird 10-21-2003 01:48 PM

so, just because it rains frogs you consider it a worst movie of all time? stupid: dude, tom cruises' ultra male character's speech in the beginning is worth a rent right there! "respect the cock, tame the cunt" comeon?!! that ownz. no way thats one of the worst.

i think you guys need to recognize the thread title here. worst movies of all time, not stupid parts in movies, or sub par movies.

how about mchales navy, or down periscope with kelsey grammar. now those are terrible movies.

YourFragged 10-21-2003 01:54 PM

dude whatever. mchales navy owned all.

JBird 10-21-2003 04:45 PM

lmao stupid:

Airborne Butters 10-21-2003 04:48 PM

okay this is gonna get flamed but, worst movie I've ever seen was Fight Club. Just didn't like it. Bad acting, stupid story line and just poorly made.

sorry just me, flame on hellfire:

ShagNasty 10-21-2003 05:40 PM

[quote:3718e]there are so many i cant name, but house of 1000 corpses comes to mind, i hated that movie, major let down.[quote:3718e]

bullshit that movie is fucking great. go watch friend green tomatoes, or when harry met sally fag boy.[/quote:3718e][/quote:3718e]

ShagNasty 10-21-2003 05:42 PM

footloose sucked ass i hated that movie and song.

XanatosBMAGE 10-21-2003 05:42 PM

Yeah. Sphere was pretty fuckin' bad.

10-21-2003 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by YourFragged
dude whatever. mchales navy owned all.

I though it was pretty funny too,
I'm more a fan of the original but the new one was good.

Machette 10-21-2003 05:58 PM

[quote="Sicilian_Summers":a96a8]Kazaam, Godfather III[/quote:a96a8]

JBird 10-21-2003 06:49 PM

fightclub is confusing, wierd, and quite a dispicable film. i have to disagree with throwing it in the worst ever category. its a brilliant film, how can you not love the part where he beats himself up in front of his boss, then gets away with it?!!! oh man. you must watch it again to get it. then you will see how good it is.

Maplegyver 10-21-2003 07:42 PM

freddy got fingers was good for laughs. not mind bogiling coolness.
40 days and 40 nights was unbelivibly shity.same with all jost hartnet m,ovies

Wilko 10-21-2003 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JBird
so, just because it rains frogs you consider it a worst movie of all time? stupid: dude, tom cruises' ultra male character's speech in the beginning is worth a rent right there! "respect the cock, tame the cunt" comeon?!! that ownz. no way thats one of the worst.

i think you guys need to recognize the thread title here. worst movies of all time, not stupid parts in movies, or sub par movies.

how about mchales navy, or down periscope with kelsey grammar. now those are terrible movies.

You can't say that a movie isn't terrible because of one incident, then go on to say that it's a good movie, also because of a single bit on it eek:
I was sighting one of the many reasons that movie was fucking gay.

Also, Down periscope wasn't that bad

JBird 10-22-2003 01:18 AM

wow. down periscope wasnt watchable to me. looks like this is turning into another "opinion" fight heh. i think major league : back in the minors is atrocious. when compared to the hilarious slapstick of the first major league (for its time in the late 80s it was really funny, now when i see it , its dated and not to funny)

Wilko 10-22-2003 01:45 AM

Lets never fight again biggrin:

In terms of Sequels, The sequels to 'Dirty Dozen' were all shitty. Also, both of the Batmans after 'Returns' were damned ordinary

JBird 10-22-2003 01:50 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":514f4]Lets never fight again biggrin:[/quote:514f4]

beer: rock:

10-22-2003 06:34 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":55432]Lets never fight again biggrin:

In terms of Sequels, The sequels to 'Dirty Dozen' were all shitty. Also, both of the Batmans after 'Returns' were damned ordinary[/quote:55432]

hey let's assign a black guy to a unit that's supposed to dress up as Germans and assasinate some high-ranking brasshat, I'm sure the Germans won't notice that one biggrin:

guarnere 10-22-2003 06:54 AM

i personally hate any movie on hbo at late night, movies on USA and Lifetime and W.E. and Oxygen (do they play movies?) and TNT, sometimes USA and TNT play good movies, but i hate it because they cut out EVERYTHING...but mostly chuck norris movies...although he could kick my face in...his movies sucked...along with Hulk Hogans movie...hmm and about the evil dead all 3 of the series are great, classics for people who like troma movies rock:

pest 10-22-2003 07:04 AM

AI
Fargo
Just about any hack and slash horror movie, especially sequels (exceptions for Nightmare and friday the 13th part one only)
Jack Frost - not the family one, the horror one.

Bane 10-22-2003 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pest
AI

Good call. I don't think it's one of the worst ever, comparatively, but it was definately a disappointment.

JBird 10-22-2003 11:55 AM

fargo? omg. oOo: seriously? thats a fantastic movie. (my brother lived in bismark for 2 yrs, i can relate to that movie lol)

Ferich 10-22-2003 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by guarnere
classics for people who like troma movies rock:


Troma movies are friggin' hilarious.

Toxic Avenger is down right a shitty movie, but it's cult status and corniness makes it good to me.

Killer Condoms was an alright German/Troma movie...lol.

Don't forget Cannibal the Musical.

Fargo was a wonderful Coen brothers movie.

MrLevinstein 10-22-2003 12:28 PM

Anything on life time. Not all men beat their wives constantly while harassasing their kids. I hate that channel, if it wern't for homemakers with shitty lives that channel wouldnt exist.

Snuff 10-22-2003 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane
Quote:

Originally Posted by pest
AI

Good call. I don't think it's one of the worst ever, comparatively, but it was definately a disappointment.

Forgot about that waste of film. It was terrible mad:

Unknown_Sniper 10-23-2003 06:31 PM

Spae Truckers. That movie sucks ass hard core style. I mean like in those freaky pornos that type of suck ass. it sucks that bad.

JBird 10-23-2003 06:37 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f5aca]Spae Truckers. That movie sucks ass hard core style. I mean like in those freaky pornos that type of suck ass. it sucks that bad.[/quote:f5aca]

Dennis Hopper i love thee, but the roles you accept in films either rock: or stupid:

Snuff 10-23-2003 08:00 PM

Here's a terrible oldie...Howard the Duck

JBird 10-23-2003 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hogman74
Here's a terrible oldie...Howard the Duck

omg. you got to be kidding me. i was just about to post that one here! annoy: you must have just got done watching tonights i love the 80s strikes back ...cuz howard the duck was featured in it. lol, the thing i first thought of while watching it was "damn! that is a great worst movie ever for that thread" oOo:

Swill 10-24-2003 12:41 AM

hmm
 
I`d have to say the old classic Killer Tomatoes hahaha... its funny shit but horribly done....but thats the technology in the 40`s or so...
Also i think legaly blonde was dumb though reese witherspoon is fucking hot rolleyes: biggrin: oOo:

Tripper 10-24-2003 02:49 PM

Police Academy 7 Sucked.....

bored 10-24-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Police Academy 7 Sucked.....

all Police Academy films sucked

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-24-2003 06:44 PM

Pluto Nash anyone?


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