this thread is as ghey as this guy

EDIT: Pics of fake shit are fine...pics of REAL shit are not. Please use more discretion, man.

serriously i feel like gaging

...eeuww, that chaps so ghey...he's even had
plastic surgery on his thumb to make it cok shaped... ed:

TIME OF SHITTING: 9:35AM EST
COLOR OF SHIT: Brownish-yellow
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: Crampy, then euphoric
SMELL OF SHIT: Not overwhelming...kinda tame
LOCATION OF SHIT: The secret bathroom on the other wing of the building
OTHER: Large quantity, as I had no shits yesterday (which is unusual). Some popcorn flecks throughout. Wipe was of no consequence; little paperwork. A-

[quote="Eight Ace":163b3]TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT:overpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush[/quote:163b3]

almost brought tears to my eyes

TIME OF SHITTING: 11:30
COLOR OF SHIT: Brownish, a little loose
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: I felt like i just gave birth. So it was painful but a feeling of ecstasy after it was out.
SMELL OF SHIT: Without my courtesy flush, someone would have died.
LOCATION OF SHIT: Dorm bathroom. I hope my neighbors love me.
OTHER: Milk duds mostly, this was one of the ones where you have to use a whole roll to clean up.

Yay.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":f125e]I have a few questions for all of you...

Do you take daily shits, or is it like once a week?

Can you hold your shit in, or do you go when you get the first chance?

lol[/quote:f125e]

1-2 per day, I would rupture if it was only once per week
Never hold it unless no facilities availiable.

A good shit is like a well orchestrated symphony. It's very
relaxing and sooths the savage beast. rock: