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11-09-2003 03:01 PM

Way to go Zap! Give em hell Man!

Your decision will place you among the best in the world. And you will become one of an special breed my friend. Dont listen to the negative these guys have to offer , because if they havent been there you just dont know!

30 rounds and Godspeed sir!

3/3 Marine 11-10-2003 06:09 PM

Zap, Just remember one thing, when your doing your inspection arms a couple inches away from your drill instructors face, whatever you do, make sure you don't knok his smokey cover off. I did that once and only once. I paid for it painfully.

11-10-2003 07:23 PM

LOL.

Funiest thing I have ever heard a grown man say.....

I forgot my Field Jacket for a march , once we got to the range Drill did an inspection of our rucks.

oops , Im pushin!

The man called me a Pea-headed Swamp Nugget.

oops , Im KP for laughing at him!

jujumantb 11-11-2003 12:22 AM

Do you get a punishment if you get caught masturbating in the military you think?

11-11-2003 12:29 AM

The military developed a concotion that we knew as Saltpeter. It was in the "Kool-Aid" they served at chow.

Now this was supose to curve your sexual appitite. As I recall it worked quite well.
Also I would imagine it would be broadcasted that you were caught chicken in hand , but I dont think you would be punished. Just REALLY embarrassed.

Fireal 11-11-2003 01:18 AM

I plan on joinng the marines, i want to be a rifleman

Tripper 11-11-2003 02:35 AM

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":91782]The military developed a concotion that we knew as Saltpeter. It was in the "Kool-Aid" they served at chow.

Now this was supose to curve your sexual appitite. As I recall it worked quite well.
Also I would imagine it would be broadcasted that you were caught chicken in hand , but I dont think you would be punished. Just REALLY embarrassed.[/quote:91782]

They should put that shit in prison.

3/3 Marine 11-11-2003 11:06 AM

Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever rose to the occasion while in boot camp. Wierdest shit......


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