I second that notion,

a job? got it.
A girlfriend? got it.
My own apartment? got it.
Mouths to feed? 2

try that.

Owned yet again.

A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0

[quote="Animal Mother":e8faf]A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0[/quote:e8faf]

got to admit though, your pretty lucky to live with your parents.

Im only 15. Im not gunna bethere when im 30 or nothing.
Ill be gone by 18

[quote="Animal Mother":91156]A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks[/quote:91156]

rofl and im president bush

How do you do, Mister President?

[quote="Animal Mother":7e73e]A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0[/quote:7e73e]

lmao that just confirmed my prediction of you.

A 15 year old white boy living in suburbia with his parents, everythings paid for, no girlfriend, no job and computer games are the center of his world.

No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.

[quote="Animal Mother":82265]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:82265]

One vagina for over 3 months = More vagina for me happy:

[quote="Animal Mother":0a5fe]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:0a5fe]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.

[quote="[muted]strvs":d5326][quote="Animal Mother":d5326]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:d5326]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.[/quote:d5326]

How about we all just stfu and let eachother spew the bullshit that we put infront of ourselves. You arguing just proves you are a bigger nerd.

OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":39861]OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.[/quote:39861]
Jesus calm the shit down.

[quote="[muted]strvs":eae38][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":eae38]OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.[/quote:eae38]
Jesus calm the shit down.[/quote:eae38]

lol, he is calm, that's how blitzie is. happy:

I want the stank of burning flesh and I want it now.... oOo:

[quote="[muted]strvs":55e63][quote="Animal Mother":55e63]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:55e63]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.[/quote:55e63]

Its not hard...
Just go to a party. Talk to a girl, ask her if she wants to talk somewhere private.
Then do it.

lol AM, if you find a girl like that....and got in bed with her..it would probobly be like fucking a pillow case -- cos that means she = hoe

I dont find girls that i plan to learn their name.
Just a one night stand.
They dont even have to move. Just shut their mouths and spread their legs
rock:

lol nice story kid. that's not how it works. I dont even think you've been to a real party before. the only pussy you've ever seen is ur mamas

this internet fighting is getting super gay

I agree, i cant say one fucking thing without getting flamed, this place is starting to piss me off.

[quote="[muted]strvs":b6215]I agree, i cant say one fucking thing without getting flamed, this place is starting to piss me off.[/quote:b6215]

This is aa.com, get used to it.

[quote="American-Graffiti":fbcfd]lol nice story kid. that's not how it works. I dont even think you've been to a real party before. the only pussy you've ever seen is ur mamas[/quote:fbcfd]


... Are you kidding?
It is that easy.
It requires nothing but alcohol to get a 1 night stand.

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guys its getting a tad off topic. and AM stop being such a arogant lying schmuck

oOo:

lol I know what it takes, but it dont sound like u do. If you wanna hook up with a girl you're gunna need more than alcohol, sorry but American Pie is far from reality. And you're not gunna have much luck if u dont learn her name (even if u think u sound like a pimp sayin that u dont know her name).

eh yeah, took me about 2 weeks to get in the sac with my girl, without alcohol eek: . But i get it more often now though happy:

I just spot the drunkest chick in the place.


Ive never even seen American Pie it looks like it sucks.

[quote="Animal Mother":44bfa]I just spot the drunkest chick in the place.[/quote:44bfa]
Heh. i have the same strategy, unless shes ugly. but im usually too drunk to tell.

Who cares if she is ugly?
Its not like you're gunna be dating her.

[quote="Animal Mother":c8983]Who cares if she is ugly?
Its not like you're gunna be dating her.[/quote:c8983]
No, you are going to have sex with her.

Exactly.
A pussy is a pussy. Who cares what its owner looks like

[quote="Animal Mother":6bebd]Exactly.
A pussy is a pussy. Who cares what its owner looks like[/quote:6bebd]
Hmmmm, i dunno, it may be just me, but fat chicks dont make me want to have sex. but yea, if i were drunk i would. so yea.

Fat chicks is another story.

[quote="Animal Mother":7ef31]Fat chicks is another story.[/quote:7ef31]
heh biggrin:

eek:
ok... hmmmm... i have different outlooks on a lot of people now.... hmmmm.... nice way to get laid... beer: ... if shes worth havin sex with ... then you shouldn't have to have beer.. and p*ssy.. isn't just p*ssy.. this day.. you don't know what your gettin unless you know what your gettin ... but.. what do i know... i am just a girl... and i have been in the situation of getting too drunk and have passed out and found things out the next day.. and it ISN'T the best feeling.. so try to think of girl of less than a body part.. cause one day that one body part could either.. one kill you of aids.. OR give you a STD that you can't get rid of... just a thought...

anywho.. this thread has gone WAY offtopic:

i wanna get married though oOo:

i luv meh girl biggrin:

So, punky? you wanna talk some place private?