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strvs 12-27-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
hey, shut the fuck up

I second that notion,

Arch 12-27-2003 03:32 PM

a job? got it.
A girlfriend? got it.
My own apartment? got it.
Mouths to feed? 2

try that.

strvs 12-27-2003 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
a job? got it.
A girlfriend? got it.
My own apartment? got it.
Mouths to feed? 2

try that.

Owned yet again.

Fireal 12-27-2003 04:09 PM

A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0

Arch 12-27-2003 04:25 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":e8faf]A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0[/quote:e8faf]

got to admit though, your pretty lucky to live with your parents.

Fireal 12-27-2003 04:26 PM

Im only 15. Im not gunna bethere when im 30 or nothing.
Ill be gone by 18

Scalping Chief 12-27-2003 04:28 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":91156]A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks[/quote:91156]

rofl and im president bush

Fireal 12-27-2003 04:29 PM

How do you do, Mister President?

American-Graffiti 12-27-2003 05:41 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":7e73e]A job? WHy have one, when i can get shit for free?
A girlfriend? Fuck relationship, its all about fuckin random chicks
A apartment? NO, i live in a big room, and a big bed for free
Motuhs to feed? 0[/quote:7e73e]

lmao that just confirmed my prediction of you.

A 15 year old white boy living in suburbia with his parents, everythings paid for, no girlfriend, no job and computer games are the center of his world.

Fireal 12-27-2003 05:47 PM

No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.

Arch 12-27-2003 05:49 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":82265]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:82265]

One vagina for over 3 months = More vagina for me happy:

strvs 12-27-2003 05:58 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":0a5fe]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:0a5fe]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.

KTOG 12-27-2003 06:00 PM

[quote="[muted]strvs":d5326][quote="Animal Mother":d5326]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:d5326]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.[/quote:d5326]

How about we all just stfu and let eachother spew the bullshit that we put infront of ourselves. You arguing just proves you are a bigger nerd.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-27-2003 06:04 PM

OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.

strvs 12-27-2003 06:13 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":39861]OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.[/quote:39861]
Jesus calm the shit down.

Arch 12-27-2003 06:18 PM

[quote="[muted]strvs":eae38][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":eae38]OMG HES GETTING DEH PUSS I SMELL BS!!!Shutup fag.[/quote:eae38]
Jesus calm the shit down.[/quote:eae38]

lol, he is calm, that's how blitzie is. happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-27-2003 06:34 PM

I want the stank of burning flesh and I want it now.... oOo:

Fireal 12-27-2003 06:58 PM

[quote="[muted]strvs":55e63][quote="Animal Mother":55e63]No, i dont believe in relationship this young. I rather just go to parties.
One vagina for oveer 3 months= bad.[/quote:55e63]
15 yr old geek getting vagina? bullshit alert.[/quote:55e63]

Its not hard...
Just go to a party. Talk to a girl, ask her if she wants to talk somewhere private.
Then do it.

guarnere 12-27-2003 07:01 PM

lol AM, if you find a girl like that....and got in bed with her..it would probobly be like fucking a pillow case -- cos that means she = hoe

Fireal 12-27-2003 07:08 PM

I dont find girls that i plan to learn their name.
Just a one night stand.
They dont even have to move. Just shut their mouths and spread their legs
rock:

American-Graffiti 12-27-2003 08:14 PM

lol nice story kid. that's not how it works. I dont even think you've been to a real party before. the only pussy you've ever seen is ur mamas

catalyst 12-27-2003 08:18 PM

this internet fighting is getting super gay

strvs 12-27-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catalyst
this internet fighting is getting super gay

I agree, i cant say one fucking thing without getting flamed, this place is starting to piss me off.

Arch 12-27-2003 09:42 PM

[quote="[muted]strvs":b6215]
Quote:

Originally Posted by catalyst
this internet fighting is getting super gay

I agree, i cant say one fucking thing without getting flamed, this place is starting to piss me off.[/quote:b6215]

This is aa.com, get used to it.

Fireal 12-27-2003 09:52 PM

[quote="American-Graffiti":fbcfd]lol nice story kid. that's not how it works. I dont even think you've been to a real party before. the only pussy you've ever seen is ur mamas[/quote:fbcfd]


... Are you kidding?
It is that easy.
It requires nothing but alcohol to get a 1 night stand.

elstatec 12-27-2003 10:08 PM

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guys its getting a tad off topic. and AM stop being such a arogant lying schmuck

Fireal 12-27-2003 10:15 PM

oOo:

American-Graffiti 12-27-2003 10:20 PM

lol I know what it takes, but it dont sound like u do. If you wanna hook up with a girl you're gunna need more than alcohol, sorry but American Pie is far from reality. And you're not gunna have much luck if u dont learn her name (even if u think u sound like a pimp sayin that u dont know her name).

Arch 12-27-2003 10:23 PM

eh yeah, took me about 2 weeks to get in the sac with my girl, without alcohol eek: . But i get it more often now though happy:

Fireal 12-27-2003 10:25 PM

I just spot the drunkest chick in the place.


Ive never even seen American Pie it looks like it sucks.

strvs 12-27-2003 10:31 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":44bfa]I just spot the drunkest chick in the place.[/quote:44bfa]
Heh. i have the same strategy, unless shes ugly. but im usually too drunk to tell.

Fireal 12-27-2003 11:13 PM

Who cares if she is ugly?
Its not like you're gunna be dating her.

strvs 12-27-2003 11:14 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":c8983]Who cares if she is ugly?
Its not like you're gunna be dating her.[/quote:c8983]
No, you are going to have sex with her.

Fireal 12-27-2003 11:16 PM

Exactly.
A pussy is a pussy. Who cares what its owner looks like

strvs 12-27-2003 11:18 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":6bebd]Exactly.
A pussy is a pussy. Who cares what its owner looks like[/quote:6bebd]
Hmmmm, i dunno, it may be just me, but fat chicks dont make me want to have sex. but yea, if i were drunk i would. so yea.

Fireal 12-27-2003 11:20 PM

Fat chicks is another story.

strvs 12-27-2003 11:31 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":7ef31]Fat chicks is another story.[/quote:7ef31]
heh biggrin:

Punky 12-27-2003 11:47 PM

eek:
ok... hmmmm... i have different outlooks on a lot of people now.... hmmmm.... nice way to get laid... beer: ... if shes worth havin sex with ... then you shouldn't have to have beer.. and p*ssy.. isn't just p*ssy.. this day.. you don't know what your gettin unless you know what your gettin ... but.. what do i know... i am just a girl... and i have been in the situation of getting too drunk and have passed out and found things out the next day.. and it ISN'T the best feeling.. so try to think of girl of less than a body part.. cause one day that one body part could either.. one kill you of aids.. OR give you a STD that you can't get rid of... just a thought...

anywho.. this thread has gone WAY offtopic:

Arch 12-27-2003 11:54 PM

i wanna get married though oOo:

i luv meh girl biggrin:

strvs 12-28-2003 12:04 AM

So, punky? you wanna talk some place private?


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