I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.

[quote:a59eb]"Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" [/quote:a59eb]

LMFAO happy:

That would be considered an OOZE OUT my friend

ROFL ZAP!! thats one of the best stories ive heard in ages

Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?

i used to shit my pants on a weekly basis ...i had to clean them out by hand in th ebathroom sink

[quote="Cpl. Eames":3d1fe]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:3d1fe]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":ea1c4][quote="Cpl. Eames":ea1c4]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:ea1c4]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:[/quote:ea1c4]

Hey, I was thinking of going infantry too...thats what the recruiters wanted me to do when i went up their for the nrotc scholarships pft and i almost maxed it, the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son"

[quote="Cpl. Eames":079b9][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":079b9][quote="Cpl. Eames":079b9]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:079b9]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:[/quote:079b9]

Hey, I was thinking of going infantry too...thats what the recruiters wanted me to do when i went up their for the nrotc scholarships pft and i almost maxed it, the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son"[/quote:079b9]

You "maxed" what? The SAT or ACT? You have to take those two tests to qualify for the NROTC scholarship.

[quote:571ad] the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son" [/quote:571ad]

He means, your an idiot and don't have the mental capacity to do anything else.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":28b3e][quote="Cpl. Eames":28b3e][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":28b3e][quote="Cpl. Eames":28b3e]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:28b3e]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:[/quote:28b3e]

Hey, I was thinking of going infantry too...thats what the recruiters wanted me to do when i went up their for the nrotc scholarships pft and i almost maxed it, the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son"[/quote:28b3e]

You "maxed" what? The SAT or ACT? You have to take those two tests to qualify for the NROTC scholarship.[/quote:28b3e]

no...definitly didnt max the sat only got an 1170, i almost maxed out the pft which is part of the nrotc marine option scholarship requirements...if you dont know what the pft is, its a "personal fitness test" and once u get to paris island you will become very familiar with the pft. The pft for the marine corps consists of a 3 mile run, 100 points is 18 minutes or less, u get -5 for each additional minute...i maxed this portion did it in 18 15 they gave me the 15 seconds because they said they round down. The next segment is crucnches...the easiest part 100 crunches is 100 points i did 107, the next thing and the hardest is pull ups, 20 is 100 points 3 is passing i did 14 and i got -30 for that. So I got a 270, still a damned good pft score but not quite maxing it out, I will at the Citadel though.

[quote="Cpl. Eames":5b29b][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":5b29b][quote="Cpl. Eames":5b29b][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":5b29b][quote="Cpl. Eames":5b29b]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:5b29b]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:[/quote:5b29b]

Hey, I was thinking of going infantry too...thats what the recruiters wanted me to do when i went up their for the nrotc scholarships pft and i almost maxed it, the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son"[/quote:5b29b]

You "maxed" what? The SAT or ACT? You have to take those two tests to qualify for the NROTC scholarship.[/quote:5b29b]

no...definitly didnt max the sat only got an 1170, i almost maxed out the pft which is part of the nrotc marine option scholarship requirements...if you dont know what the pft is, its a "personal fitness test" and once u get to paris island you will become very familiar with the pft. The pft for the marine corps consists of a 3 mile run, 100 points is 18 minutes or less, u get -5 for each additional minute...i maxed this portion did it in 18 15 they gave me the 15 seconds because they said they round down. The next segment is crucnches...the easiest part 100 crunches is 100 points i did 107, the next thing and the hardest is pull ups, 20 is 100 points 3 is passing i did 14 and i got -30 for that. So I got a 270, still a damned good pft score but not quite maxing it out, I will at the Citadel though.[/quote:5b29b]

Haha of course I know what the PFT is... I dont think Milla does though eek:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":74a05][quote="Cpl. Eames":74a05][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":74a05][quote="Cpl. Eames":74a05][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":74a05][quote="Cpl. Eames":74a05]Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?[/quote:74a05]

Intelligence, and Milla is a grunt, hahahaha sucks to be you Millz! happy:[/quote:74a05]

Hey, I was thinking of going infantry too...thats what the recruiters wanted me to do when i went up their for the nrotc scholarships pft and i almost maxed it, the msgt a former infantryman was like "you ever think abou the infantry son"[/quote:74a05]

You "maxed" what? The SAT or ACT? You have to take those two tests to qualify for the NROTC scholarship.[/quote:74a05]

no...definitly didnt max the sat only got an 1170, i almost maxed out the pft which is part of the nrotc marine option scholarship requirements...if you dont know what the pft is, its a "personal fitness test" and once u get to paris island you will become very familiar with the pft. The pft for the marine corps consists of a 3 mile run, 100 points is 18 minutes or less, u get -5 for each additional minute...i maxed this portion did it in 18 15 they gave me the 15 seconds because they said they round down. The next segment is crucnches...the easiest part 100 crunches is 100 points i did 107, the next thing and the hardest is pull ups, 20 is 100 points 3 is passing i did 14 and i got -30 for that. So I got a 270, still a damned good pft score but not quite maxing it out, I will at the Citadel though.[/quote:74a05]

Haha of course I know what the PFT is... I dont think Milla does though eek:[/quote:74a05]


lets hope he figures it out before he gets to infantry school...

OK, umm zap, i have a few questions first.....did it smell bad( like throughout the entire classroom?? and 2, what happened after they started to chant dookie or whatever??

Well, if it makes you feel any better i shit my pants in kindergarten...

I shit my pants in grade 3, and it was a hot and muggy day, it wasnt pretty

rofl man....i hate having to take shits at school because the bathrooms are so fucking nasty...man but shitting your pants...wow, u guys are hardcore.

But heres the worst shit story thats ever happend to me....last year during track season it was always a race after school to get to the locker room and take a shit, normally I avoided having to take a shit in the locker room by going to the only other sanitary bathroom in the school, but the only reason it was sanitary is because it was locked most of the time...and sometimes I couldnt get into it after school because it was locked. So the bell rang and I made my way to the sanitary bathroom and the fucking door was locked! And I had to get rid of my lunch before practice or I might have shit my pants, so I went in to the locker room's bathroom and of course there was a line...now imagine the worst smell in the world and the biggest black guys you've seen. I was waiting in line behind the entire offensive line. I had to take my shit after the offensive line of the football team the toilet seat was disgustignly warm because like 10 other people were on it before me and the smell was so bad that if you actually breathed you would vomit...man that sucked...and the worst part is it happend more then once! But still...shitting in your pants is way worse!

[quote="Cpl. Eames":f69af]rofl man....i hate having to take shits at school because the bathrooms are so fucking nasty...man but shitting your pants...wow, u guys are hardcore.

But heres the worst shit story thats ever happend to me....last year during track season it was always a race after school to get to the locker room and take a shit, normally I avoided having to take a shit in the locker room by going to the only other sanitary bathroom in the school, but the only reason it was sanitary is because it was locked most of the time...and sometimes I couldnt get into it after school because it was locked. So the bell rang and I made my way to the sanitary bathroom and the fucking door was locked! And I had to get rid of my lunch before practice or I might have shit my pants, so I went in to the locker room's bathroom and of course there was a line...now imagine the worst smell in the world and the biggest black guys you've seen. I was waiting in line behind the entire offensive line. I had to take my shit after the offensive line of the football team the toilet seat was disgustignly warm because like 10 other people were on it before me and the smell was so bad that if you actually breathed you would vomit...man that sucked...and the worst part is it happend more then once! But still...shitting in your pants is way worse![/quote:f69af]

I guess you could say their shits were... offensive! Oh man, I crack myself up.

i shit my pants 15 minutes ago

HAH! Did it smell bad? Well of course it did! When I got up to put my reading book away in the back of the room, I HAD to walk thru the aisle (sp) of kids to get to the back and everyone was like "Whats that smell??". They didn't figure it out until next period when I was walking around with a huge shit stain on the back of my sweat pants.

No one really cared about it except this one insecure kid who called me "Dookie Brown" that entire year until one day I snapped and beat the fuck outta him. Believe it or not allot of people shit thier pants in thier lifetime and it's a natural cycle. Most people don't give a rats ass if you shit your pants or not... but it was still embarrasing to sit in 5 pounds of shit for an hour.

It was 5th grade, and I when I look back on it I think it's kind of funny. By the way Eames, that's just fucking DISGUSTING. I would rather dig a hole outside the gym and take a shit there then use a toilet that 20+ men just used... FUCK THAT!

Shit standing up...Only the toilet water splashes ur crack...still worth it

just trying to make you feel more secure about shitting your pants by telling u the shittiest thing that happend to me...hope it helped beer:


btw...you must have some nice kids at your school, the kids ive gone to school with since elementry school would never have forgoten if anyone shit their pants...lol especially in 5th grade....

HAH, I moved in 7th grade to a school up here in New York. But I still have like 5-6 friends I go back every few years and visit down at my old school. No one really remembers but if someone mentions shit they'll be like "Hey Zach remember the time you shit your pants in 5th grade? ROFL !!"

lol your lucky you moved

[quote="Cpl. Eames":09cdc]But heres the worst shit story thats ever happend to me....last year during track season it was always a race after school to get to the locker room and take a shit, normally I avoided having to take a shit in the locker room by going to the only other sanitary bathroom in the school, but the only reason it was sanitary is because it was locked most of the time...and sometimes I couldnt get into it after school because it was locked. So the bell rang and I made my way to the sanitary bathroom and the fucking door was locked! And I had to get rid of my lunch before practice or I might have shit my pants, so I went in to the locker room's bathroom and of course there was a line...now imagine the worst smell in the world and the biggest black guys you've seen. I was waiting in line behind the entire offensive line. I had to take my shit after the offensive line of the football team the toilet seat was disgustignly warm because like 10 other people were on it before me and the smell was so bad that if you actually breathed you would vomit...man that sucked...and the worst part is it happend more then once! But still...shitting in your pants is way worse![/quote:09cdc]

Goddamn that's hilarious haha

damn j00 Mr. Slater bastard gym teacher!1
 

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I pissed myself a few times at about 13 but that was because i was laughing so hard and my mate locked the bathroom after he felt a damp patch too, haha. He had this old 1970s weird kid singer called "Katinka"on vinyl that we both found instantly hilarious and whenever he put it on we'd laugh till we had no breathe left. Ha! there was also a time at 12 in gym class when the teacher simply would not let me out of class but i had to run out coz my bladder had heart failure and luckily no-one saw the piss start flowin like a hosepipe out of me as I sprinted my ass off to the changin' rooms...yeah everybody laughed at me but so fuck, lol, damn teacherz can't keep us from keepin our tiddlers in tip top shape and free from ailment biggrin:

WEll. i might as well share my s*** stories too.


Well back in the 9th grade( 2 1/2 yrs ago) i was in my computer class on the 3rd floor of the high school around about 9:00 am. I had to take a dump really bad and i knew it was gonna be one of those liquidy s**** this time ( you can just tell, can't ya?) Anways, i asked the teacher could i get a hall pass to go to the b'room, she told me "yes". So i go to the 2nd floor and enter the b'room. It was some dork in there (who appeared to be late to school because he was kinda rushing but not really) when i entered the broom but he left out soon enough. So here i am in the broom (doesn't have any doors at the entrance of the broom but does have doors on the stalls) stall and the s*** is coming and FAST!. I didn't want it to come out too fast because i knew that it was gonna be loud and bubbly sounding so i just kinda took it one fart at a time. So i kept on pooping slower and slower until every inch of it was out of me. All you guys probaly know that with diarhea (sp) type poop that if you don't get it all out at once then your screwed.. and so i was. I wiped, washed, and left the broom only to see a hot girl like 25 ft away in a desk outside of her classroom looking right at me disgusted, almost. Remember, this was in the 9th grade. I'd muc rather had went through this this... tramatizing experience much ealier in my life..

should have smiled and winked at the girl as you were walking out.

LOL ^^^^ thats exactly what i would have done....then strutted off rock: