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Unknown_Sniper 01-31-2004 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:

Merlin122 01-31-2004 06:10 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6857e]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:[/quote:6857e]

i love gordon

Wilko 01-31-2004 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
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GIVE HER A KISS BOY! biggrin: happy: happy: happy:
hahahahahaha. Top Reference!

MinorThreat 01-31-2004 07:43 PM
aye... liquor... beer... let her have enough to get to the point right before she passes out, or pukes, which ever comes first. Let her sober up just a little, then ITS ON.

The novice may let her pass out or puke, but this is a mistake. The former may get you laid, but it also may equal a court apperance. The second is disgusting, but it's better then court.

KTOG 02-01-2004 04:43 PM
Show her your superior wang...and if you aren't as gifted as me ... stick a wad of paper towel down your pants.


If all else fails "Dead girls don't scream"

02-01-2004 04:47 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":79307]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.
says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:[/quote:79307]

Yeah, I noticed that a couple days ago oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 02-01-2004 09:55 PM
I just looked at this topic, and it is even sadder than me. oOo:

ninty 02-01-2004 10:07 PM
And you're pretty sad, aren't ya?

Red Rrabbit 02-01-2004 11:12 PM
i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time

02-01-2004 11:15 PM
[quote="Red Rrabbit":32bef]i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time[/quote:32bef]

but what do you do when the next day the police show up at your place with a heavily armed SWAT team in tow???

Eight Ace 02-01-2004 11:26 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0e32a]I just looked at this topic, and it is even sadder than me. oOo:[/quote:0e32a]
...hey, there's one about boys too, so don't be cross. oOo:

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Duke_of_Ray 02-02-2004 12:40 AM
[quote:98aef]And you're pretty sad, aren't ya?[/quote:98aef]

Very sad...........

bwolf 02-02-2004 12:42 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":72065][quote="Red Rrabbit":72065]i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time[/quote:72065]

but what do you do when the next day the police show up at your place with a heavily armed SWAT team in tow???[/quote:72065]

they wouldn't show up with a swat team the next day... aren't you up on your police tactics?

Unknown_Sniper 02-02-2004 11:13 AM
everyone knows she wouldnt tell them jeesus. rolleyes:

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-02-2004 12:27 PM
she would know that you did it because you truly love her & not call the cops.


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