This is so crazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy...........

i got caught smokin weed by the 5.0

[quote="Cpl. Eames":3d31d][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3d31d]I never have been, or even been close, theres no way any1 would know, locked door in bedroom, then I always have my night cloths near me so if someone nocks on my door I just say, "Hold on Im changing" and come out with my night cloths.

But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:3d31d]

rofl, and im guessin your sister is definitly not hot[/quote:3d31d]

She didnt shave then and she got plastic surgery now, I still dont really look at her, I mean of course when I talk to her but I try to avoid looking lower then her chin...my friend thinks shes hot though and wanted me to get her to go out with him until I told him the story...

thats fucked up

how do you stick something in a clit?

ive been caught having sex.......

2 year olds cant have sex, sorry.

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fuck you.

Once again, you couldnt fuck me. You're two.

you are realy fucking retarded. how could i do any thing if i was 2? you shit face!

you spelled really and anything wrong, dumbass

You're right, a 6 year old is more like it. You act like an idiot.

[quote:80b0f]INTELL SHEI S SLEEPING< ITZ EZER.[/quote:80b0f]

Ok, learn how to fucking speak, you idiot. Its not that hard.

BURN IN HELL

HEY SHIT FACE.STOP FUCKING FLAMING EACH MESSAGE! YOU HOMO!

Fucking ROFL...oh wait I already said that

GG contradict yourself, you fucking hypocrit.

You're a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. Die, you fucking idiot.

im all ready dead....caues jason died at camp crystal lake. and yes i do look like that. the_finger:

... oOo:

what? ya im insane. do so much drugs cant keep my eyes on the key bord
oops. cant spell right...


dagk hoe twge ftyfk idgod bidtg


i can spell yay


bitches

Shut the fuck up, it seems that each post that you make, you get dumber, and dumber.

its seems each post you blah blah blah

why dont you go find your self a pig to fuck?

(from FreddyVsJason,in the corn field)

That has to be one of the funniest and stupiest lines I've ever heard.

I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.

[quote="Cool Fool":b3bdd]I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.[/quote:b3bdd]

your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your are a retarded little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.

[quote=Jason]your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your a dom little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.[/quote:cd5ad]

You're a dumb little bitch for falling for his little plan to see you write some more idiotic comments.

[quote=Jason]your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your are a retarded little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.[/quote:bb2ff]


Error, Error.

Im guessing this is what you said.

"You're really fucking STUPID, you know that? You're a retarded little bitch that cant get out of this fucking box"

Is that right? If it is, it doesnt make sense.

oh im sorry ill talk like you...

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there you go.... injoy

Im not even going to attempt that piece of garbage.

I will however tell you, its ENJOY, you fucking dolt.

lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

There already is one, if you ever need help with the big words, just look in the fucking dictionary.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

make a spelling page


hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

I can't believe he said this.

very good idea! i think i will... if i had one.... wink:

He quit posting, right when i was having fun. cry:

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":8074c]i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.[/quote:8074c]

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":6ca76]i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.[/quote:6ca76]

im sure my parents suspect something tho

AM and Jason lets get back on topic ok? You both are like little grandmothers feuding over who did what and whatnot.

Yea i had a few close calls.

Funny story, my friend took some mock viagra in school and 4 hours later he was in science, and they were watching a slideshow, and he had to go since the mock viagra started kicking in, and teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom so he just ran our and jerked off all over the walls. It was gross, noone wiped it off either.

sure

What was the topic?

[quote="Sgt. Paine":ab04c]hah, i was five and i stole a pack of gum from the store! Didnt get caught.[/quote:ab04c]

HOLY SHIOT. Me too... only I got caught.