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Duke_of_Ray 02-19-2004 09:26 PM

This is so crazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy...........

Bathroom Blitz 02-19-2004 09:27 PM

i got caught smokin weed by the 5.0

Pvt.Pinhead 02-19-2004 11:17 PM

[quote="Cpl. Eames":3d31d][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3d31d]I never have been, or even been close, theres no way any1 would know, locked door in bedroom, then I always have my night cloths near me so if someone nocks on my door I just say, "Hold on Im changing" and come out with my night cloths.

But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:3d31d]

rofl, and im guessin your sister is definitly not hot[/quote:3d31d]

She didnt shave then and she got plastic surgery now, I still dont really look at her, I mean of course when I talk to her but I try to avoid looking lower then her chin...my friend thinks shes hot though and wanted me to get her to go out with him until I told him the story...

Cpt. Obvious 02-19-2004 11:24 PM

thats fucked up

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:35 PM

how do you stick something in a clit?

Jason 02-19-2004 11:43 PM

ive been caught having sex.......

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
ive been caught having sex.......

2 year olds cant have sex, sorry.

Jason 02-19-2004 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
ive been caught having sex.......

2 year olds cant have sex, sorry.

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fuck you.

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
ive been caught having sex.......

2 year olds cant have sex, sorry.

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fuck you.

Once again, you couldnt fuck me. You're two.

Jason 02-19-2004 11:56 PM

you are realy fucking retarded. how could i do any thing if i was 2? you shit face!

Cpt. Obvious 02-19-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
you are realy fucking retarded. how could i do any thing if i was 2? you shit face!

you spelled really and anything wrong, dumbass

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
you are realy fucking retarded. how could i do any thing if i was 2? you shit face!

You're right, a 6 year old is more like it. You act like an idiot.

[quote:80b0f]INTELL SHEI S SLEEPING< ITZ EZER.[/quote:80b0f]

Ok, learn how to fucking speak, you idiot. Its not that hard.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:01 AM

BURN IN HELL

HEY SHIT FACE.STOP FUCKING FLAMING EACH MESSAGE! YOU HOMO!

ninty 02-20-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
BURN IN HELL

HEY SHIT FACE.STOP FUCKING FLAMING EACH MESSAGE! YOU HOMO!

Fucking ROFL...oh wait I already said that

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:04 AM

GG contradict yourself, you fucking hypocrit.

You're a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. Die, you fucking idiot.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:06 AM

im all ready dead....caues jason died at camp crystal lake. and yes i do look like that. the_finger:

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:07 AM

... oOo:

Jason 02-20-2004 12:09 AM

what? ya im insane. do so much drugs cant keep my eyes on the key bord
oops. cant spell right...


dagk hoe twge ftyfk idgod bidtg


i can spell yay


bitches

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
what? ya im insane. do so much drugs cant keep my eyes on the key bord
oops. cant spell right...


dagk hoe twge ftyfk idgod bidtg


i can spell yay


bitches

Shut the fuck up, it seems that each post that you make, you get dumber, and dumber.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:12 AM

its seems each post you blah blah blah

why dont you go find your self a pig to fuck?

(from FreddyVsJason,in the corn field)

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
its seems each post you blah blah blah
why dont you go find your self a pig to fuck?

(from FreddyVsJason,in the corn field)

That has to be one of the funniest and stupiest lines I've ever heard.

Cool Fool 02-20-2004 12:16 AM

I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:18 AM

[quote="Cool Fool":b3bdd]I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.[/quote:b3bdd]

your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your are a retarded little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:19 AM

[quote=Jason]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cool Fool":cd5ad
I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.

your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your a dom little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.[/quote:cd5ad]

You're a dumb little bitch for falling for his little plan to see you write some more idiotic comments.

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:20 AM

[quote=Jason]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Cool Fool":bb2ff
I want an enemy. Fuck you Jason, you're gay.

your realy fucking stupied, you know that?! your are a retarded little bitch. that cant get out of this little fucking box.[/quote:bb2ff]


Error, Error.

Im guessing this is what you said.

"You're really fucking STUPID, you know that? You're a retarded little bitch that cant get out of this fucking box"

Is that right? If it is, it doesnt make sense.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:24 AM

oh im sorry ill talk like you...

fagfaghafhardgghjhhjoovbnxaffhq rgfagahfrdwadfgahbnc


there you go.... injoy

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
oh im sorry ill talk like you...

fagfaghafhardgghjhhjoovbnxaffhq rgfagahfrdwadfgahbnc


there you go.... injoy

Im not even going to attempt that piece of garbage.

I will however tell you, its ENJOY, you fucking dolt.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:27 AM

lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

There already is one, if you ever need help with the big words, just look in the fucking dictionary.

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

make a spelling page


hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

I can't believe he said this.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

There already is one, if you ever need help with the big words, just look in the fucking dictionary.

very good idea! i think i will... if i had one.... wink:

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason
lets see...hm...hm...hm... if u are so smart. make a spelling page..lOL.

There already is one, if you ever need help with the big words, just look in the fucking dictionary.

very good idea! i think i will... if i had one.... wink:

http://www.dictionary.com

strvs 02-20-2004 12:35 AM

OOOOHHHH BURN!!!!!!!

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:40 AM

He quit posting, right when i was having fun. cry:

Wilko 02-20-2004 12:51 AM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":8074c]i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.[/quote:8074c]

cameltoe 02-20-2004 01:56 AM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":6ca76]i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.[/quote:6ca76]

im sure my parents suspect something tho

02-20-2004 05:12 PM

AM and Jason lets get back on topic ok? You both are like little grandmothers feuding over who did what and whatnot.

Yea i had a few close calls.

Funny story, my friend took some mock viagra in school and 4 hours later he was in science, and they were watching a slideshow, and he had to go since the mock viagra started kicking in, and teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom so he just ran our and jerked off all over the walls. It was gross, noone wiped it off either.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-20-2004 05:29 PM

sure

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 05:50 PM

What was the topic?

Proteus 02-20-2004 06:08 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":ab04c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
got caught stealing, once, when i was five...

hah, i was five and i stole a pack of gum from the store! Didnt get caught.[/quote:ab04c]

HOLY SHIOT. Me too... only I got caught.


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