No particular order:

1. People who cut you off when their lane ends and merges into yours. Fuckers.

2. Coldplay.

3. Not replacing the empty toilet paper roll.

4. Co-workers who leave dirty dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is totally empty

5. Skim milk in coffee.

6. Disrespectful punk kids.

7. Radio stations who kill songs that you liked when they were first released.

8. People who say "Iron Maiden?? Are they still AROUND?!?!" I could kick them in the spine.

9. When your eyelid twitches uncontrollably for an hour (like it's doing now...GAH!).

10. Grapefruit.

that is really fukin annoying, i wana skull fuck each and everyone of them

1. People that drag the fork along their teeth when they eat so it goes "TINGggg" every time. (My whole family oOo: )

2. Girls who do all that superficial emotion crap, superficial relationship crap, superficial girly crap.

3. Guys that think they're super macho and are always trying to prove it by putting your head in their arm and smashing your skull by flexing their bicep

4. Internet going down

5. Statistics (test today cry: )

6. People that put the toilet paper on backwards, and while we're at it 1 ply tp. I use like fifteen yards of that shit.

7. Smelly people.

8. People that stand too fucking close to me. GET A FUCKING CLUE! If I back the hell away from you, I DONT WANT YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER. At work I have to run behind a counter sometimes. Goddamn!

9. When 7&8 happen together

10. Having to be nice to people at work who are assholes

Thats enough for now, because I have to go get ready for statistics annoy:

I dont know if you guys have them but OMFG!! stupid people at the U-scan checkouts...HOLY FUCK they need a test for this things. You should have to get a permit to use them. Im standing in line this morning
and this old bitch is just staring at the screen that clearly says "HEY FUCKING OLD BITCH PUT YOUR FUCKING GROCERYS BACK DOWN UNTILL THE ORDER IS FUCKING COMPLETE" Yet here she is fucking standing there with her bag of milk just staring.

.so then I get into the other lane and HOLY FUCK there is an asian couple..and the guy is piling his groceries into the cart his 10 bags of groceries even though the limit is 12 fucking items. While hes picking them up there is his stupid wife staring at the screen as it says "TELL YOUR FUCKING STUPID FUCKTARD HUSBAND TO PUT THE SHIT BACK ON THE FUCKING COUNTER SO WE CAN COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION"

I watched another old bitch staring at the screen and saying "I dont have any foodstamps!". Because it was asking for them after she hit PAY with foodstamps instead of cash...HOLY SHIT LADY HIT CANCEL BEFORE I HIT YOU!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH mad: mad: mad:

These stupid bitches wasted 10 minutes of my life

This is a good thread, I have some annoying sh&t that happens to me each day.

Today it wasn't the French people blocking my way.

It was ze Jermanz

I also found out a teacher whom I had great respect for was a leftist hippie f*** who wants Britain to join the Euro & couldn't give a sh&t if we all started talking French or German and handed over our whole countries money/armed forces/education/interests/policies to Brussels.

How many of you guys would be upset to hear that the USMC will no longer exist tomorrow kus GW has decided to unite America with Canada/Mexico to make the Kingdom of Camerixo?

Camerixo? Sounds like a gas station. If we have a slurpee machine, it's all good.

Gotta have roller chix tho! rock: