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BlackJackal 02-27-2004 03:39 PM

dude, your not gonna be saying that at the great white thrown judgement or the comming of Jesus again. it says in teh bible that "every knee shall bow" if it happens in your lifetime, you're gonna be one of em.

Recycled Spooge 02-27-2004 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
dude, your not gonna be saying that at the great white thrown judgement or the comming of Jesus again. it says in teh bible that "every knee shall bow" if it happens in your lifetime, you're gonna be one of em.

All the cool kids go to hell anyway.

ninty 02-27-2004 05:17 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":b1395]Please!!!!!!!!! Im tellin yall, God is real, yall are just not excepting him into your lives!!!!![/quote:b1395]

Well, you convinced me.

Machette 02-27-2004 05:20 PM

Hear 100 minutes of the movie is complete blood. And some lady died wacthing it. oOo:

snipes 02-27-2004 06:03 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":c5379]I am defiantly gonna see it!!!!! I love watching movies that portray the Bible! And
I RECOMEND ALL THOSE GUYS HERE WHO WERE ARGUEING WITH ME ABOUT RELIGION A FEW WEEKS BACK TO GO AND SEE THE MOVIE!!!
Cmon! Its only an hour out of your life, go see it!!! Please!!!!!!!!! Im tellin yall, God is real, yall are just not excepting him into your lives!!!!![/quote:c5379]

Amen. Well I'll be seeing it pretty sooon I think, probably this weekend.

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Originally Posted by Machette
Hear 100 minutes of the movie is complete blood. And some lady died wacthing it. oOo:

Yeah she had a heart attack while watching the crucifiction scene oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 02-27-2004 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by snipes33
Yeah she had a heart attack while watching the crucifiction scene oOo:

we should all be happy for her. i am sure she is with jesus right now telling him all about the movie.

Merlin122 02-27-2004 06:12 PM

you know he dies in the end oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 02-27-2004 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
you know he dies in the end oOo:

[img]http://sigs.servepics.com/sigs/booker.jpg[/img]

Merlin122 02-27-2004 06:20 PM

I said that once to a girl reading the bible in CCD. (CCD is so gay.)

Swill 02-27-2004 06:26 PM

haha
 
[quote="Airborne Butters":7fa1d]Jesus is the man, and Mel Gibson took on Jet Li so I think I owe it to him at least.[/quote:7fa1d]

definetely a amen to that butters lmao...

I`m Catholic so i must see it rock: but i will enjoy it i hope..

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-27-2004 06:44 PM

So whens the movie about the prophet Mohammed?

Pick Axe 02-27-2004 07:22 PM

I'll see it, prob satarday.

Eames 02-27-2004 09:24 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":efa81]So whens the movie about the prophet Mohammed?[/quote:efa81]

They made it already, its airing at goatse.cx

Recycled Spooge 02-27-2004 09:37 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":0b4af]I am defiantly gonna see it!!!!! I love watching movies that portray the Bible! And
I RECOMEND ALL THOSE GUYS HERE WHO WERE ARGUEING WITH ME ABOUT RELIGION A FEW WEEKS BACK TO GO AND SEE THE MOVIE!!!
Cmon! Its only an hour out of your life, go see it!!! Please!!!!!!!!! Im tellin yall, God is real, yall are just not excepting him into your lives!!!!![/quote:0b4af]
Ok, just because someone made a movie about Jesus doesn't mean Jesus is real. Same goes for LOTR.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-28-2004 03:04 AM

Hollywood isnt real? OMFG!!!!111

guarnere 02-28-2004 07:05 AM

[img]http://24.58.175.68/gib.jpg[/img]

BlackJackal 02-28-2004 07:07 AM

jesus is real

MinorThreat 02-28-2004 07:25 AM

baby jeebus is REAL!

[img]http://www.second-skin.net/item_images/adult_toys/Devine%20Inspirations/jesus.jpg[/img]

haha
http://www.second-skin.net/details.php?item_number=200

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-28-2004 08:08 AM

Is that what I think it is? eek:

MinorThreat 02-28-2004 08:16 AM

the link under the picture tells you what it is.

SQuiRT 02-28-2004 10:16 AM

i meen the movie the passion

02-28-2004 12:15 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":a1e8e]I also am no the type to watch a religous movie about Moses or something boring like that, even though I am heavily Christian, but I saw that movie this afternoon, and man, I was like wow....defiantly great, awsome, just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us, but yet most of us dont even care....its sad.....
Another GREAT movie like this is Jesus Christ Superstar, I love that movie!![/quote:a1e8e]

Well, I was born some 2000 years after Jesus. So he didn't really do anything for me.

Also, just because people don't see a movie, doesn't mean people don't care. i.e If someone didn't go see SPR, that means they didn't care that people fought for their freedom?

BlackJackal 02-28-2004 12:18 PM

what???

Eight Ace 02-28-2004 01:29 PM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/passion.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 02-28-2004 01:31 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":1ca73][img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/passion.jpg[/img][/quote:1ca73]

do you think cats believe in catjesus.

TonyMontana 02-28-2004 01:32 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":af388][img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/passion.jpg[/img][/quote:af388]

roflmao the cat's rendition

con Brio 02-28-2004 04:32 PM

check out these reviews...

[url:aecd0]http://www.zboard.net/index.php?act=ST&f=18&t=23287&s=477dae0dbd89128bcd 5b6d83be3ce4c2[/url:aecd0]

stupid:

TonyMontana 02-28-2004 04:47 PM

some hag passed out and died after she saw the movie, like wtf get a hold of yourself

Bazooka_Joe 03-03-2004 01:54 PM

$138 million opening weekend. . .I think he might beat Titanic. Even the people who don't want to see it are going to see it.

Sgt. Paine 03-03-2004 01:56 PM

never saw titanic, the people who saw it told me that the love scenes fucked it over; thanks to them i saved 8 bucks.

SoLiDUS 03-26-2004 03:47 AM

The Devil was pretty bad-ass... (hears gasps)

Crucify me ? ggkthx

geRV 03-26-2004 04:09 AM

[quote="con Brio":a9d60]check out these reviews...

[url:a9d60]http://www.zboard.net/index.php?act=ST&f=18&t=23287&s=477dae0dbd89128bcd 5b6d83be3ce4c2[/url:a9d60]

stupid:[/quote:a9d60]

Bible thumpers annonymous forum by the looks of it.

[quote:a9d60]Some of our friends showed up without tickets and it was by the hand of God that they happened to get 4 tickets[/quote:a9d60]


oOo:

Old Reliable 03-26-2004 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerard

[quote:6cdbe]Some of our friends showed up without tickets and it was by the hand of God that they happened to get 4 tickets


oOo:[/quote:6cdbe]

lmfao, either that or they found the tickets in their pocket after forgetting to search for them

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-26-2004 08:58 AM

[quote:8fb00]just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,[/quote:8fb00]

Are people too fukn stupid to know that Jesus died for our sins?

Do they need a move to show them this?

oOo:

So, who's this Jesus chap? I saw in the movie he died for our sins OmG I'm a Christian now!!!!!11

I got a booked room in heaven for watchin teh pashin rock:

Pyro 03-26-2004 10:57 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":42cdb][quote:42cdb]just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,
just goes to show you Jesus did so much for us,[/quote:42cdb]

Are people too fukn stupid to know that Jesus died for our sins?

Do they need a move to show them this?

oOo:

So, who's this Jesus chap? I saw in the movie he died for our sins OmG I'm a Christian now!!!!!11

I got a booked room in heaven for watchin teh pashin rock:[/quote:42cdb]

just proves how blind followers of religion are.

Kemikalie 03-26-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
negative. i dont like jesus or mel gibson.


agreed.

Mr.Buttocks 03-26-2004 11:44 AM

WORSHIP ME YOU FILTHY HEATHENS!

Akuma 03-26-2004 12:49 PM

They should do it through a Pagan's point of view.

Zoner 03-26-2004 12:55 PM

You hear that they're re-releasing "Monty Python's The Life of Brian" to contrast "The Passion..." in the theatres? I thought that was such a great idea!

I love that flick. Have never seen it in a theatre, too. Mint.

bukdez 03-26-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
You hear that they're re-releasing "Monty Python's The Life of Brian" to contrast "The Passion..." in the theatres? I thought that was such a great idea!

I love that flick. Have never seen it in a theatre, too. Mint.

that would be great.... spliters!!!!!!....


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