[quote="Sgt. Paine":f9d3c]men dont bring flowers to other men.[/quote:f9d3c]

indeed, they bring beer and pretzels

I slammed a kid's head in a locker. I ran while he was unconscious. He doesn't remember anything of what happened so I don't get in trouble.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":a4cae]men dont bring flowers to other men.[/quote:a4cae]

of course they do. what the fuck is wrong with you. gay guys do it all the time so i am told.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3f58d][quote="Sgt. Paine":3f58d]men dont bring flowers to other men.[/quote:3f58d]

of course they do. what the fuck is wrong with you. gay guys do it all the time so i am told.[/quote:3f58d]

stupid:

Bullshit Alert.

Never sent anyone to the hospital, but I made this one kid on my football team cry, lol.

2 years ago, during practice we were doing tackling drills.

Like 2 on 2, where everyone watches etc.

I was playin as the linebacker on defense where he was offense running the ball, I go to tackle him, he moves or something and my fore-arm ends up in front of his neck when I tackle him. Not my fault, that pecker shouldn't have moved weird like he did. Anyway, he was on the ground for a while, heh.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c7e56]Bullshit Alert.[/quote:c7e56]

how old are you?

I've been in a fight with someone who was arressted afterwards.

In 3rd grade, we were playing the "red rover game" (the one when everyone chants...Red Rover Red Rover send JULIE over! And then Julie, in this case, would run over to the other group of kids and try to break through the chain of arms). The one girl tried to run by me and I broke her arm cause I lunged my body foward as she ran at me.

[quote="Garry Coleman":336ef]In 3rd grade, we were playing the "red rover game" (the one when everyone chants...Red Rover Red Rover send JULIE over! And then Julie, in this case, would run over to the other group of kids and try to break through the chain of arms). The one girl tried to run by me and I broke her arm cause I lunged my body foward as she ran at me.[/quote:336ef]

rofl, yeah that game was banned from our school

"Too Dangerous" pfft

I was in Disneyland once, (I was like.. 8.) and turned real fast in one of the shops. The little metal rod thing that they hang merchandise off went into my eye socket right past my eye. I was allright, but it was freaky.

I tried to kickstart my dirtbike once wearing sandals. I wasnt even sitting on the bike. The kickstarter shot back up and slammed into my shin. Broke the skin and hurt like fucking hell.

When I was like 10, I was over at a friends house. We were playing "guns" and were on the roof. We were gonna jump from his roof onto his trampoline, cuz he did it all the time. I threw my gun down, a bigass metal and plastic piece of crap, onto the tramp. Well, I jump down, my knees collapse, and the fucking gun launches up and smashes the bridge of my nose. I'm so lucky it didnt break, but it left a huge mark.

Again, when I was about ten, I was on my neighbors fence. It was an old fence, all falling apart. It was about 6 feet high. Well, I slipped forward, the top of the fence board sent five inch slivers into my shin, and I fell flat on my face. God that hurt, and I still have a scar in my shin.

your like final destination. "death IS lurking"

Never sent anybody to the hospital. But, once, in 7th grade, I was on the swings, jumped out, real high, did some stupid move thingy and tried to catch myself with my left arm. Since I'm a big fat ass, it broke both forearm bones.

It was wierd, it didn't even hurt for like 30 mins. After that, hurt like hell. Was in a full arm cast for about 5 months with that one.

HI GUYZZZ
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i ran down the catcher in a baseball game once, landed wrong and seperated his shoulder and a minor minor concussion, and went to the hospital, not much really

When I was lilttler I was jumping on my parents bed, and I fell and hit my lip and busted it on the wood frame, blood everywhere, had to get stitches in my lip...

Another time I was at my grandma's ranch on one of the motorcycles, my bare right leg got burned on the muffler. Still have a big scar on my calf.

Another time, I was playing football with a group of freinds, was about to make a touchdown (Endzone was the street) and my freind pushed me at the last second, I tripped, fell face first on the concrete, busting my lip again (no stitches this time) and leaving a small scar on my hand.

Add that to my post, and you get the conclusion that you should always, always wear boots.

I just remembered I did send one kid to hospital when i was about 6, we were fighting and I busted his head open on the wall. rock:

I had to go to the school nurse loads of times for falling over etc, last time I went I had to have some stitches on my cheek. We were messing round in the changing room, all the people in there would pick guys up & try to put em in the bin. After the first three people were manhanlded into the bin the guys thought it would be a good idea to try & put me in there. ed: I didn't quite agree with this but one can't exactly argue when about 5+ people lift you off the ground & carry you to the bin. Anyhoo, I put up a struggle & they dropped me & I cut my face open on the bin kus it was metal & had sharp edges.
About a week later we were playing rounders (baseball) and I was using my hockey stick as the bat, we were playing field hockey, not that indoor or ice stuff. I thought it was kind of boring to use a field hockey ball so I told this big Fijian guy to throw the medicine ball at me.
This is a medicine ball;
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I thought it looked rather soft as it was made of leather etc but I was mistaken. This huge Fijian guy threw the ball right at me so I went to swing at it w/ my hockey stick.
The medicine ball hits the stick but the stick dosen't have much effect and the ball keeps on coming towards my head, stick & all. The stick + ball smashes into my face where I had the stitches. oOo: It must have looked funny as fk, but It didnt feel it. annoy:

I also had to go to hospital kus I bust my lip open at work when myself + some other guys were trying to put a huge beam of wood into a skip & it swung round & hit me in the face. oOo:
Another time I was going down a hill by the dockyard really fast on my bike & I was trying to act all cool, I was on the pavement (sidewalk) and the curb was coming up so I thought it would be smart to try & do a little jump off the curb. I did the jump & it looked ok till I got to the landing part & the bike wheel went 90 degrees to the rest of the bike & I went flying right over the handlebars headfirst. I was still holding onto the handlebars at the time so the bike also went right over & landed ontop of me. I still have a scar on my hip from when I did that. Mark you, the nurse that bandaged me was fine biggrin: I remember her sayin oooh, boys. rock:

One kid that basically tried to rape my little sister. I'm definitely not the fighting type, and I'm not even a big guy, but I just went fucking insane and beat the shit out of him in his own house.

I then waited for his parents to come home while he bled on the carpet and explained to them what happened and that they could call the police on me, but he'd be riding in the same back seat.

They never called the police and all the kids are scared to date my little sister rock:

[quote=Merlin122]how old are you?[/quote:858df]Old enough to know you're bullshitting us.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2393e][quote=Merlin122]how old are you?[/quote:2393e]Old enough to know you're bullshitting us.[/quote:2393e]=13 or under.

my mums got a hernia - docs are thinking of removing it soon.

I was playing proper football - i.e. the game u play with the foot and the ball biggrin: and my m8 went to shoot like 2 foot away the ball smacked me square in the face

my face/nose was a mess, luckly my nose wasnt broken.

Another time i had my hands in my back pockets of my jeans - and tripped on sommat my chin smacked the ground pretty hard...had a HUGE brose on my chin for weeks... even scabbed over. - wasnt even a cut.

im a peaceful person. But I have hurt a couple people on accident. I sprained my ex's thumb by closing into an icecream cooler (complete accident). bad luck for me. She works at the towns only market and everyone was asking what happened....I got a rep for beign a wife beater. oOo:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":14e6f]....I got a rep for beign a wife beater. oOo:[/quote:14e6f]

that aint good.

I tackled someone in football...He had a broken leg. he was the quarter back of a diff team and they were the best team till i tackled there qb then they came in last. rock: