cum in her eye

...yeah, but she also would really be hurt if you tried to ram
ur massive pensi into her ass....so she got off lightly IMHO. eek:

Re: Am I a bad person???
 

ah I love this, you have a girlfreind yet you still did this and you think it's still not cheating

[quote="[muted]strvs":4b944]If you kill her afterwards, it never really happened.[/quote:4b944]

[quote="Eight Ace":59355]...yeah, but she also would really be hurt if you tried to ram
ur massive pensi into her ass....so she got off lightly IMHO. eek:[/quote:59355]

yep... lmao...

[img]http://tblaze.20m.com/About/BullShit.JPG[/img]

^

Yep, well just think about this: If your girlfriend is willing to blow you off and ride your dick, then she's probably doing it to all the other guys as you read this right now. Your girlfriend's "friend" is really her sex partner that sports a six-pack and a 12 inch pen0r.

you sir are a fucking hero. gg

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice


eh...after a certain event with my exgirlfriend, i've decided to lay off sex right now, not worth the risk and not being able to sleep for 3 weeks, i like foreplay anyway...

Re: Am I a bad person???
 

LOL BEST FUCKING QUOTE EVER!!!!... rock: rock: rock:

What is with this guy!

this is a very tough position man. I have no clue what I'd do. It's like one of those things, I could've done anything to avoid this happening. Or something like that, this is one of those things where you're fucked, plain and simple.. really tough part you're in, I'm trying to thing what I'd do.. In 6 months you'll forget about this, that's what happened 6 months ago to me in this kind of situation.

LOLOL i am going to use that line everytime ANYONE asks me what do I wanna do.

ex.
Whoever im hanging out with
"Well, what do you wanna do tonight?"

Me
"i always wanted to put it in your butt"

Them
"well, ok, but only because I love you"

How do you not call making out, fingering the front bottom, and pentrating the balloon knot, fukz0ring

Tonight, on Jerry Springer ...

Sloi comes out of denial about his small penis and " manly " girlfriend.

Sloi: Well what do you wanna do. I always wanted to put it in your butt.

Man: Sloi!!!!!!! well ok but only because i love you.

The Genmay Troll was so much better.

This is a great thread, oh, I'm a poser.

[quote="Pick Axe":14651]I'm a poser.[/quote:14651]

stupid:

what you need to do is put the fire in the hole HARD FUCKING CORE...make that shit cherry red..then pull out leaving a huge gaping anus and bust a huge phat ass fucking nut in it. Then have her suck her butthole down to normal size and have her fart with your face inches away from her balloon knot..IT WILL SPRAY YOUR FACE WITH HOT MAN BUTTER!!!

rock: rock: rock:

your going to hell for saying that oOo:

GODDAMNIT I was gong ot say that saying...
oh well. mike is that you name? yeah your going to hell either way. First you cheated on your gf. bad man. burn. second if htis is bullshit your lieing and youll burn for that too. so you get teh shaft and sent to hell.

I thought it was a general understanding that if you join AA.com you're going to hell. Oh perhaps in real life your a good god boy or something. The fact remains, the people here at AA.com will corrupt you and god will smite you just as he will smite us all. Son of a bitch loves to smite.

As to this situation. I call bullshit... Reasons being if she broke up with you, she may come over under the lie of "i still want to be friends". Under that you wouldnt get pussy. If you broke up with her, then why the fuck would you call her over, you hate her, thats why you broke up with her.

Also, on what planet is eatting someone out, and generally fooling around, not cheating? You obviously dont love your girlfriend, you love pussy more, stop pretending she means anything to you aside from being someone to fuck.

Taking all this into account my solution is simple. Kill Yourself.

Stick in your own butt

go wtih guys, or dogs

Gimmie Dat Dick, then.....MGNNNKCUUUM IN MY MOOUTHNGKMMM!

lol

LOL

since you did her stinker

answer me this

"Is it true chicks fart when you blast them in the ass?"
rock:

no, they dont...but i supose it could happen, would be funny as hell!

/me adds this thread to my favorites

you woke up on a trampoline ROFL date rape

my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians

[quote="Fantastic Blowjob":4aa70]
my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a
totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians[/quote:4aa70]
Hmm...when the moods right, suggest to him that you'd like
to maybe experiment a little?....maybe try something a bit "different"...? freak:

[quote="Fantastic Blowjob":9c04f]my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians[/quote:9c04f]

lets first clear things up right away. are u a guy or girl?

If its a girl, the boons on this site will scare her away. Thats why its rare to see Punky here nowadays. annoy:

Punky's 8, right? oOo: