1 - some guy passes you going 80 or more on a 2 lane road, just to turn and make a right 20 seconds after he passes you!!!! mad: mad:

2 - people at a stop sign who don't use turn signals.

3 - going to school - 5 minute walk from the car to class, just to find out you left your id hanging from your car's rear-view window

4 - having a fuggin tub full of new peanut butter, with no jelly in the house. hellfire:

5 - getting stopped by a train, just for it to stop so that another train can go by the first train, and then the other train goes.... annoy:

6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:

7 - when explorer crashes.

8 - Blue screen of death

9 - when people keep quoting quotes
OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!


happy:

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":f8ea9]
7 - when explorer crashes.
[/quote:f8ea9]
Good Call. god i fucking hate that.

[quote="Da_Bian":1f35a]Taiwan[/quote:1f35a]


poor bian happy:

lol biggrin: biggrin:

Trying to get out of a parking space when the guy waiting for your space insists on not giving you any space to get out. eek:

Make a nice big batch of pancakes only to find you have no fucking syrup!

Same thing with peanut butter & jelly....this time, no bread!

Take a big dump at your girls house and you clog the bowl!

Cooking a nice thick steak on the grille and you run out of gas!

Looking foward to that last piece of pie only to find out someone in the family ate it already!

Burn a music CD and you find one song is clipped!

LOL, I havent done that yet, but I fear of it all the time. I pinch a loaf at my house and anywhere else before I step foot in her house. Mainly I fear filling her bathroom with funk after im done.

-having your regular tv lineup ruined by some stupid awards show.
-being the only person at work actually working...then wondering wtf is wrong with you.
-waking up at night to get a drink of water.
-waking up at night because a dog keeps barking.
-going somwhere to eat, buy something or get gas and you find out they dont take atm/visa.
-doing re-work.

taxes mwah:

Someone eating the last of the Dunkin Donuts. mwah:

[quote="Infection_Smith@":26fe7]Are you implying all nerds and atheletes are meat jobs?[/quote:26fe7]

not nerds, most of them have friends

athletes usually fit into the category but there are many exceptions.

Being awakened by a violent thunderstorm, realising the power is out and having to try to stay awake until the power comes back on so you can reset your alarm clock.

When youre trying to walk to your class and the retards in the front of the pack walk ever so slowly, preventing everyone else from getting anywhere. Ive started to use them just walk and if i knock someone over sucks to them

Getting all your shit ready only to find out you left something at home, wallet pens books homework.

When youre doing yardwork and some asshole interuppts me while im planting stuff and asks me what road this is, and how to get to somewhere.

When people talk about their c0k, only to fidn out later its small from their ex girl

When people tailgate me when im going over the limit, back the fuck off or pass me

When Im working and people cant figure out how to use the ATM, and the instructions are on the screen. Quit bugging me and read.

People who are convinced that they are always wrong, and not evena powerpoint presentation, a pie chart and a line graph shows them theyre wrong.

People who are flat out lazy, stupid and never do anything while working.

When people turn, but forget to put on their signal and magically theyre 3rd brake light is broke.

Ricers.

Rich people

Rich ricers

Having to have a poop without any reading material.... annoy:

being waken up an hour early by a cock sucking mosquito.

[quote="Eight Ace":d086f]Having to have a poop without any reading material.... annoy:[/quote:d086f]nah, having to poop but it feels like you drank cement and your shit is rock-solid...i don't know how gays do it oOo:

shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth

Ditto.

Piss in your mouth?..i'm not even gonna ask !!

I have dangerous meals.

Don't be all shy and silly...of course you can ask...just say
"Tripper, may I please piss in your mouth?"....go on... freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":7dc13]Don't be all shy and silly...of course you can ask...just say
"Tripper, may I please piss in your mouth?"....go on... freak:[/quote:7dc13]

We'll have a great time. rock:

[quote:77918]shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth
[/quote:77918]

Thats too funny. shitting your pants any where would suck.

Walking down the street only to be caught up in a crowd in the middle of the street thats moving slower than a tortoise and you have to overtake them. Seriously what is wrong with people? Theres so much space on the street and like a dozen people bunch up together blocking the fucking way.

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":ee411]
6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:ee411]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:

[quote="Maj.}{awke":47e2c][quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":47e2c]
6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:47e2c]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:[/quote:47e2c]

Not if you have a huge cart and theres a line behind you.

Really fat people that try to boss me around
Poeple that never take showers and/or never change their clothes and/or never wear deodorant

People who insist on sliding their finger into your anus whilst you are trying to concentrate
on making a "house of cards" or a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks.... annoy:

i hate it when: say your walking a few blocks home, and its straight ahead, but as you reach a corner, someone else turns onto your street, and is walking right next to you, same pace and direction... mad:

thats when you FUCKIN STAB HIM!!!!!!11

I hate it when I stab a hooker in a neck with a machette...and they squirt blood everywhere and it gets in my eye. Fuckin' squirters annoy:

i shit my pants for $40 one time when i was drunk.

Its better than you accidently blowing your load in her hair cool:

The "MODS" making me post here. oOo:

WOmen with shopping trolleys in supermarkets, usually you get a posse of them standing blabbing in one of the aisles right infront of the stuff you want to get from that aisle. You then haul ass so you can come up the aisle from the opposite direction only to find theyve moved 2 feet forward and are still obstructing you from getting the items you want.

oOo:

oOo:

haha, you crazy irish people call them trolleys. biggrin:

[quote="Garry Coleman":d9725]haha, you crazy irish people call them trolleys. biggrin:[/quote:d9725]

What do you call them then? Carts? oOo:


(Yes, its called sarcasm.)

or accidently falling into their asshole, after pissing in their cleavage.

BTW GUARNERE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CLIMB BACK INTO MY ASSHOLE?!?!