throw big fuckin rolls of toilet paper in the toilet
steal from workplace (but they dont know hehe)
hmm...i just realized i dont piss people off oOo:

I purposely flirt with guys girlfriends because they know I can fuck them up if they say anything about it.

I act like a snob.

I act stupid, but when people try to hold that against me, I get smart on their ass and own them.

OH, did I mention I was a sarcastic bitch? wink:

i cut people

I do a lot of that stuff too;

arrogant snob
make fun of peoples misfortunes
when I get drunk I swear a lot
I'm clumsy & accident prone [I've broken two things at my mates house in 2 days & wasn't even pissed at the time & I also fell down a hole in his celler] eek:
I can dislike people for no particular reason
I sterotype & prejudice
&tc

[quote=Quze]You don't do any of that....[/quote:1f9d5]

NO SHIT!!!

Here I corrected it. oOo:

[quote="Infection_Smith@":99d73]-Say I'm communist and proud of it
-Say the soviet Union was always right
-Call Bush Gay
-Put Posters of Osama Bin Laden is Great everywhere
-Go into a bus strapped in fake dynamites and shout out "Praise Allah, I will destroy you infidels", quickly run out and say "haha you fool ya"
-Go up to school girls, put a knife to their neck and say "Dont make any noise or I'll cut ya bitch". Usually it annoys their parents
-Say Saddam Hussein is a saint[/quote:99d73]
The USSR was always right...
j/k

I talk to much.

[quote="Infection_Smith@":f0dae]Here I corrected it. oOo:[/quote:f0dae]

Sir, I do believe you should grace Comedy Central with your talent.

i always smoke...

stfu.

[quote="Tripper.exe":2f22b]raping virgins[/quote:2f22b]

You forgot to add "copying TGB!".

I used to cut myself.

[quote="Garry Coleman":a2e85]always have my away message up on AIM even though I talk with it on.

I play obnoxiously loud (trumpet)

i tell people that their favorite bands suck (they usually do)

i correct people when they say, "I could care less."[/quote:a2e85]

Especially Milla's choices.

hake:

Are you serious? eek: ed:

I rub anal cream in dudes eyez babes.... wink:

YES! I CUT MYSELF SO THAT THE DARKLORDS CAN BATHE IN MY BLOOD!



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Go play football and break your collar bone.

Vance fucks gents.

beer:

oOo:

-driving 140 km/h down to wasaga beach while a convoy of 4 cars have to follow you. It's also 2 am in the morning.

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It'd probably take me to type out a list the size of a small novel, so i aint gonna bother. sleeping:

Just give us the goodies then, munchkin.

[quote="Short Hand":2c139]-driving 140 km/h down to wasaga beach while a convoy of 4 cars have to follow you. It's also 2 am in the morning.[/quote:2c139]

Or going 40km down a road and a convoy of 4 cars are right behind you, and can't pass because of oncoming traffic.

who's the hot bitch in your avatar?

rock:

[quote=Quze]Or going 40km down a road and a convoy of 4 cars are right behind you, and can't pass because of oncoming traffic.[/quote:b211d] eek:

talk in spanish
say "it's friday, what day is it?" to people 50 timeswhen its tuesday
take bites of cookies and pt them back
tap my pens
chew other people's pencils
fart in elevators
press buttons to the top floor in elevators
eat loudly and complain others eat loudly
ask for things i dont need
wave to people who are going through serious road rage
throw m&ms at people in the theater
stare
break out in song in the middle of a movie
talk in AOL Instant messenger lingo during a conversation in person

and last but not least: i go into porn shops, buy a penthouse, flip to a random page, point at some penis in the magazine and say to the cashier, "that's me" when it's obviously not.

I believe you do all those things..........






























oOo: oOo: oOo:

He does it cause he's exxxxtreeemme and likes the rushhhh!!

you are an official asshat

Please die. Now. The gene pool is better off without you.