Re: Fond AA.COM memories (post some)
 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! a classic, i miss the albow days

rock:

wait....albow = back?!?!?!

Holy shat! rock: rock:

Hahahahahahaha

Milla Reaction Time: 1 post.

He's back alright... happy:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ohhhh shit. Well at least Miller hasn't changed his slower than molasses ways. Don't worry, he'll respond to this three times, and then somewhere on page 5 he'll come back with "Did...did you call me slow?"

What a beautiful baby. Does anyone remember the old chatroom on aa.net where we actually talked to a developer once?

boy, wasn't there face red to be involved with the game...

and the whistle goes whooooop whooooop

Hi Albow.

The canada pic is truly gone?

The developers (2015) chated frequently, at least 3 or 4 of them at least. I talked to that Rick Guolito guy er whatever, he was like the EA guy, still is i think. Good times.

I remember aa.net chatroom albow...good times man. Now we just go in IRC.

by the way:

I HEAR j00 CALLIN!!!! rock:

Yeah if there be a j00 callin, you know he's beggin for money

hehe indeed old friend biggrin:

holy jesusloops!

It's teh albows0rz! It has been long time, me likey you hot G.I.

HDYUWYGHJKWBHUIY&(Y#&*#YUDHSJKHDSKJHD7878877887SGJ GWHSG@^%^JGHGHSGYT&Y.

we = teh nerdz0r

Fuck, don't any of you people who matter use MSN?

I rarely use MSN

LAX71285@hotmail.com rock:

Americans tend to use AIM more for some reason. Most canadians use MSN.

everyone uses msn rolleyes:

[quote="Old Reliable":172a5]everyone uses msn rolleyes:[/quote:172a5]

Girls don't use MSN, its a proven fact. I'm sure it doesn't matter to most of you though.

Hey. Im strvs, doing a Bill Oreilly impression

hey, im bill oreilly

oOo:

ed:

I remember that one time that judas told that one guy to STFU...

Man that was funneh happy:

jc84corvette and the redneck chronicles,...also the apple controversy

[quote="Short Hand":9994c]Ok so this is how it goes. 2003 begins, new members join in lots of new posters who stay, Vets tend to get mad, but they are genrally excepted. Next thing ya know so members get admin and mod when they should not have, aka Bazooka Hoe...[/quote:9994c]

You sir, are thee worst storyteller I have EVER, had the displeasure of reading.

Let me translate his ramblings into something resembling a coherent sentence. At some point in 2003 Joe sucks off Bad Script, earning Joe mod, and if I recall, admin status. He does some stupid shit such as banning AA.com's more out spoken members. (R.I.P. Strik0r) Eventually the place gets hacked and goes down for a while. When it comes back so do all the "banned" "vets" using various new Ip's and names. Some are re-banned, some are not.

Eventually Anti-Hero hacks the place removes everyone else as admin and does a hostile take over. Since Bad Script had been MIA for quite some time it looked as if evil/the dark side had won. Oddly this dark side was cleaner looking with fewer stupid ass sticky's. However it was nearly lawless, warranting extremely asinine antics to earn a ban. Various "vets" were appointed mods.

Bad script eventually returned something like a week later. Probably to an e-mail box full of Joe's sobbing letters of weakness. Order is restored/destroyed, depending on your views. New mods are appointed and a "phantom admin" who may or may not exist continue to rule with a semi iron fist. Its probably more of a thin brass fist considering it holds no weight and crumples when trying to ban "vets" who simply rejoin with new Ip's.

Fast-forward to current and you have nothing of interest except spamming n00bs who post links to news websites about stories no one cares about. Toss in a few video links that have no value and you begin to see that even Off Topic is beginning to crash down under the weight of shitty n00bs.

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Blood controversy from way before the game was released and EA started to post those videos. Me and ballwook got into some heated arguements over if there was blood, I brought out these pics taken from the videos only to be still told there was no blood- I can still see the red blood splatter in these, wook would still say no biggrin:
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/blood1.bmp[/img]
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/blood2.bmp[/img]

My origional sig when we thought there might be "classes" like in RTCW, I had my heart set on being a medic haha I was so cute
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/sig1.gif[/img]

Not so much aa.com but this was for jc85corvette's little mod that never took off, it was modeled but the mod never was finished

[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/JFOMOmaha.jpg[/img]

Thats what I found from searching through my old computer sitting in the closet. There's probly more. I spent way too much of my early teen years on this site.

spiderman rock:

You actually wrote "lol" on the paper. What the fuck is wrong with you.

I was like 14 years old gimme a break That was a long time ago.... lol.. wait... rolleyes: annoy: happy:

[quote="Old Reliable":5a16b]jc84corvette and the redneck chronicles,...also the apple controversy[/quote:5a16b]

shit I remember that stuff.

I remember way back when I had my first fight. It was with tripper and I was royally owned. Then I met newt and we got married and had lots of funny looking children. The End.

[quote=Pyro]shit I remember that stuff.[/quote:cb40c]

True. True. That apple shit went way overboard but was real funny shit, corvette was a good guy...MIA.

There was this one guy though, always made me chuckle like a girl......his name was.........Albow.......or something.......man, the stuff of myth and legend

Shame he just disappeared all of a sudden like so many others.

*clicks link to page one of thread*

OMFG.

Don't actually remember corvette because it was at a time i had left the site for numerous months, just some nub that sprang outta nowhere it seems.

Jesuschrist1984chevroletcorvette was such a fucking goon. I hope he's dead. M8s.

Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow. My reason for existing. It's because of him that I got out of goat sodomy and into moose sodomy. Also, I remember when Albow came up with his Kraut Killer sniper theory.

[quote="Kraut Killer":e23fc]Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow. My reason for existing. It's because of him that I got out of goat sodomy and into moose sodomy. Also, I remember when Albow came up with his Kraut Killer sniper theory.[/quote:e23fc]

lol I remember that.

Ya, that was pure gold. More precious memories! rock:

Fuck that was....38,000 moose ago!

Kraut you dirty fuck, how the fuck are you? I do recall you were as close to Maddox as anyone on this forum ever got. I also remember we got fuckin tired one night and practically cybered on the forums

Maybe i shouldn't bring that up.

Essentially I'm pretty good, but if you want the full update, look at the "What have I missed?" topic I started, and you can see where my life of goat and moose sodomy has taken me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I hae to go masturbate to the picture of spooge raping a goat that I still have.

Maddox? ed:

comegetsome: Sinner among SINNERS!

html://maddox.xmission.com

Fucker.

And how are you you old bastard? Apparently everyone seems to think you're dead here!