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wintersforge 06-29-2004 08:44 PM

offtopic:

[img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6765/rigsig.jpg[/img]

NO!

Bucknub 06-29-2004 08:47 PM

Re: Why does my cat hate me? :(
 
[quote=Gerard]
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
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Originally Posted by Eames
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Originally Posted by Gerard
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd":e4cca][quote="Gerard":e4cca][quote="BucKweEd":e4cca]The bastard doesn't even like it when I pet him.


[url="http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv
http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv[/url]

If i was your cat id hate you too so stfu. plzdie:

stfu and go buy parts for your PC, NERD

Don't need any nub so again i say plzdie:

LOL "nub" it reminds me of that cs video.[/quote:e4cca]
With that NERD in it right? heh, Gerard fits that discription perfectly.[/quote:e4cca]

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/bullshit.gif[/img]

Only nerd in this thread is the nerd you see when you look in the mirror.

Enclosing: plzdie:[/quote:e4cca]

omfg, how original, how long did it take you to come up with that Gerard? it must have taken you a while, since you dont have any free time because you're always busy with work and all.

geRV 06-29-2004 08:51 PM

Re: Why does my cat hate me? :(
 
[quote=BucKweEd]
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Originally Posted by Gerard
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
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Originally Posted by Eames
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Originally Posted by Gerard":3a3ab][quote="BucKweEd":3a3ab][quote="Gerard":3a3ab][quote="BucKweEd":3a3ab]The bastard doesn't even like it when I pet him.


[url="http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv
http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv[/url]

If i was your cat id hate you too so stfu. plzdie:

stfu and go buy parts for your PC, NERD

Don't need any nub so again i say plzdie:

LOL "nub" it reminds me of that cs video.[/quote:3a3ab]
With that NERD in it right? heh, Gerard fits that discription perfectly.[/quote:3a3ab]

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/bullshit.gif[/img]

Only nerd in this thread is the nerd you see when you look in the mirror.

Enclosing: plzdie:[/quote:3a3ab]

omfg, how original, how long did it take you to come up with that Gerard? it must have taken you a while, since you dont have any free time because you're always busy with work and all.[/quote:3a3ab]

About 2 seconds, whereas your extremely witty and well thought out comeback had you in deep thought whilst sitting on the shitter for a good 20 minutes.

offtopic: ban:

Maplegyver 06-29-2004 08:52 PM

LOL
when i looked up gerard. <3
http://wwwrsphysse.anu.edu.au/admin/photos/gerard.jpg

Machette 06-29-2004 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wintersforge
offtopic:

[img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6765/rigsig.jpg[/img]

NO!

plzdie:

geRV 06-29-2004 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by maple

Me in 30 years time. rock:

Infection_Smith@ 06-29-2004 09:53 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d7c93]I Eat cats at chin...uh I mean Chinese places....[/quote:d7c93]

Dont you have a bible study to attend? You F4GG0T

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-29-2004 11:00 PM

it is only natural for pussy to reject yuo

elitecloud 06-29-2004 11:06 PM

you don't have the proper brand of KY for it's liking oOo:

Eight Ace 06-29-2004 11:10 PM

...did he like you before you became a mod..?....

Pvt.Pinhead 06-29-2004 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
PMS

I used to go to that school!!!!! Pflugerville Middle School! Best middle school eva!

Short Hand 06-29-2004 11:42 PM

anybody have that clip from family guy when they show the irsh as an advanced civilization until they get their hands on alchohol. ? that was one of the funniest clips ever.

Mr.Buttocks 06-30-2004 01:28 AM

That cat has attitude.

Zoner 06-30-2004 06:26 AM

Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.

Consider this:

A golden retriever is a fairly big dog. They're smart, loveable, loyal, and great around kids. Would you feel so secure if you had a cat the size of a golden retriever? I fucking wouldn't.

Cats suck.

Tystnad 06-30-2004 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.

Consider this:

A golden retriever is a fairly big dog. They're smart, loveable, loyal, and great around kids. Would you feel so secure if you had a cat the size of a golden retriever? I fucking wouldn't.

Cats suck.

calmdown:

I agree. Through my childhood, ive had thirteen cats.

Coleman 06-30-2004 06:38 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d2fa2]it is only natural for a pussy to reject you[/quote:d2fa2]LOL

Eight Ace 06-30-2004 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.

Oh yes, and if the geckos in my backyard were dinosaurs I'd be decidedly
uncomfortable about them being there....FGS, get a sense of proportion man! annoy:

Zoner 06-30-2004 07:00 AM

Just saying that cats are inherently fucking mean, man. Of COURSE my point was a hypothetical one. Didn't pick up on that, did ya? eek:

Mr.Buttocks 06-30-2004 07:06 AM

A large domestic cat would probably be as dangerous as the average tiger.

mr.miyagi 06-30-2004 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Just saying that cats are inherently fucking mean, man. Of COURSE my point was a hypothetical one. Didn't pick up on that, did ya? eek:

"You're cra... You're crazy man. You're Crazy. I like you but, you're Crazy."

Xorcist [USA] 06-30-2004 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
At least cats don't bug you all the time.

Cats > Dogs

At least dogs don't bug me.............ever.

Dogs > Pyro

Zoner 06-30-2004 07:21 AM

[quote="mr.miyagi":f626f]"You're cra... You're crazy man. You're Crazy. I like you but, you're Crazy."[/quote:f626f]

HAW HAW! rock:

Pyro 06-30-2004 03:01 PM

[quote="Xorcist [USA]":dbef7]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
At least cats don't bug you all the time.

Cats > Dogs

At least dogs don't bug me.............ever.

Dogs > Pyro[/quote:dbef7]

I think lazy fat cats who just like to chill and don't need me to give them exercise.

Pvt Flagg 07-01-2004 03:26 AM

coolest cat in the world...


[img]http://www.5thesbclan.com/flagg_images/blaze1.jpg[/img]

Madmartagen 07-01-2004 02:08 PM

cats are way better, they dont bark all night long, they dont shit in your house, they dont knock all kinds of shit over the place, the dont require 50lb bags of food a week, they dont dig holes in your yard, they are independent, you dont really have to watch them all the time, they're clean, and their lazy asses.

dogs are fun i guess....

TonyMontana 07-01-2004 02:14 PM

[img]http://victor.project9studios.com/kitty.jpg[/img]

mein

Mr.Buttocks 07-01-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
[img]http://victor.project9studios.com/kitty.jpg[/img]

mein

Heil!

Pyro 07-01-2004 03:17 PM

I just wish my cat was still alive and I could show you a pic of him. I have one but it is framed and has my deceased dog Misty and cat Sammy sitting beside my brother and I about 12 years ago I think.

Mr.Buttocks 07-01-2004 03:30 PM

I don't have any pets. loney:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-01-2004 07:26 PM

that was the gayest thing ever, looked like u were stroking a sack.."OMFG JESUS CHRIST THE GAYZOR CAT=u, kk just petting"

Himmler 07-01-2004 07:36 PM

like everyone said, GET A DOG rock:

Fireal 07-01-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
cats are way better, they dont bark all night long, they dont shit in your house, they dont knock all kinds of shit over the place, the dont require 50lb bags of food a week, they dont dig holes in your yard, they are independent, you dont really have to watch them all the time, they're clean, and their lazy asses.

dogs are fun i guess....

The only thing true about my dog is the food. She doesnt bark, she doesnt dig, she shits outside, I dont watch her all the time, and she is a lazy ass

Madmartagen 07-01-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
cats are way better, they dont bark all night long, they dont shit in your house, they dont knock all kinds of shit over the place, the dont require 50lb bags of food a week, they dont dig holes in your yard, they are independent, you dont really have to watch them all the time, they're clean, and their lazy asses.

dogs are fun i guess....

The only thing true about my dog is the food. She doesnt bark, she doesnt dig, she shits outside, I dont watch her all the time, and she is a lazy ass

Thats cuz its not a dog...its a robot! kill it before it kills you!

Bucknub 07-01-2004 09:16 PM

[img]http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/beer-gut.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 07-01-2004 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
[img]http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/beer-gut.jpg[/img]

oOo:


BucKweEd, what's your evil cat called?

Bucknub 07-01-2004 09:19 PM

well, that FAT cat isnt mine, the one in the video is, His name is ELMO dance:

[img]http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/elmo.jpg[/img]

07-01-2004 09:19 PM

rofl

Mr.Buttocks 07-01-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
His name is ELMO dance:

I think Elmo might be possessed by Satan himself.


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