I have no problem pissing in the shower, ive never taken a shit tho.

I will admit, ive pulled down my shorts and taken a massive dump in a lake tho... lol i really wish i was joking... but i had to go.. bad.

I used to take shits in the ocean all the time when I was little. Just go into the surf waist deep, pull down shorts and crouch so your the water is up to your neck - then shit. Swim away as fast possible straight after though....

I stopped pissing in teh shower when i was like 10 oOo:

that's just plain disgusting.

when im drunk, i will piss almost anywhere....my friends and i pissed all over my ex girlfriends car the other night. when im sober i try to only piss in the toilet, sometimes though the warm water will induce another piss so i let it go, unfortunatly i heard when i get to the citadel they make freshmen piss in the sinks in their rooms.....and remember u got a roomate and only 1 sink that you both use for everything.

Why the hell do they make you piss in the sink?

I can see how that builds good character. Sure...

its mainly during hellweek that this happens from what i heard...basicly you end up pissin in the sink because of the upperclassmen cadre see u in the bathroom they will flip out and smoke your ass, so to avoid the hastle alot of freshman during hellweek just piss in the sink, i was talking to one guy who told me he didnt shit all during hellweek, except for on the last day he waited till like 3 in the morning and quietly got out of his room went into a stall put his legs up on the stall so u couldnt see he was in there and took a massive shit.

in that case just go into their room, drop trow and drop a fat ass growler right on their floor.....you didnt use teh bathroom

why would they flip out on you just fo taking a dump? eek: oOo:

Wow, that sounds fucking stupid - What a bunch of homos.

yea, i piss int the shower.

i piss in the shower drain if i have to go at the moment, but i usually use the toilet before i step into the shower. the shower gets enough filth and mildew in it without me pissing on it.

steal a pistol from the commandant and shoot anyone who tries to touch you. just say its self defense if you get caught.

Nothing a couple 5kg satchel charges won't clear up.

i pissed in the shower this morning and thought of this thread stupid:

my penis is vassili vaitsev

[quote="Mr. maple":d24d6]my penis is vassili vaitsev[/quote:d24d6]
Your penis is hero to all Russian peoples.

[quote="Eight Ace":ff432][quote="Mr. maple":ff432]my penis is vassili vaitsev[/quote:ff432]
Your penis is hero to all Russian peoples.[/quote:ff432]
woot

I need to piss now....should i go in the shower ??

yes. or out the window.

whats the higest distance anyone has ever urinated from. me personally i urinated of a 300 foot cliff. goodtimes beer:

[quote="Mr. maple":10b37]yes. or out the window.

whats the higest distance anyone has ever urinated from. me personally i urinated of a 300 foot cliff. goodtimes beer:[/quote:10b37]


I've pissed off an over pass by the Mellon Arena. Good times ... the people driving underneat were probably thinking "WTF its not supposed to be raining"

i was riding a skateboard down a really long and steep street with my dong out letting the piss flow rock:

I pissed into a cavern that was at least 400 feet deep.

[quote="Mr. maple":0a8cc][quote="Eight Ace":0a8cc][quote="Mr. maple":0a8cc]my penis is vassili vaitsev[/quote:0a8cc]
Your penis is hero to all Russian peoples.[/quote:0a8cc]
woot[/quote:0a8cc]

may i hav the autograf of your pen0r? its the one that kild major koenig in eatg

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":02662][quote="Mr. maple":02662][quote="Eight Ace":02662][quote="Mr. maple":02662]my penis is vassili vaitsev[/quote:02662]
Your penis is hero to all Russian peoples.[/quote:02662]
woot[/quote:02662]

may i hav the autograf of your pen0r? its the one that kild major koenig in eatg[/quote:02662]
yup. he also killed adolf hitler in RL.!!!!!!!!!'



ill send you its autograph i nthe mail beer: