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Innoxx 08-14-2004 02:25 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

YES! Level 8! I rule!

KTOG 08-14-2004 02:37 PM

hhaha awesome quiz


The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Machette 08-14-2004 02:41 PM

Level 8...

Fireal 08-14-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Level 8...


Himmler 08-14-2004 02:57 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

wintersforge 08-14-2004 02:58 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

bukdez 08-14-2004 03:14 PM

only level two... i'm nicer than i thought... for a heathen...

[quote:49351]You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.[/quote:49351]...

Bean 2 08-14-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
only level two... i'm nicer than i thought... for a heathen...

[quote:ed7de]You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

...[/quote:ed7de]

Only lvl 2, pussy. jk. biggrin:

bukdez 08-14-2004 03:25 PM

thats what i thought too... it's cause i pity the poor... oh well, an eternity with Helen of Troy aint too bad...

KTOG 08-14-2004 04:15 PM

I think the only reason i'm not at the bottom is becaue of my stance on war.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-14-2004 04:26 PM

[quote:890a6]You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low[/quote:890a6]

This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. Its so-so.

Pyro 08-14-2004 04:29 PM

When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.

Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.

bukdez 08-14-2004 04:32 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e38a7]
This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. Its so-so.[/quote:e38a7]

lmao...

griffin family vacation...

Inertia 08-14-2004 04:37 PM

Level One,

My only vice would be my disbelief in God and love of oral sex!

Short Hand 08-14-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.

Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.

potters grave ?

Short Hand 08-14-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.

Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.

potters grave ?

bukdez 08-14-2004 04:43 PM

paupers grave?...

Pyro 08-14-2004 04:45 PM

I don't even know what that is.

Madmartagen 08-14-2004 05:10 PM

sweet, level 1 here i go. rock:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

I dont get it, I guess my vices are oral sex and swearing

Kraut Killer 08-14-2004 05:53 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Akuma 08-14-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Damn Pagan! The Builder will smite thee with his mighty hammer! biggrin:

(Thief 3 joke)

The Trickster God will killze thee!

Akuma 08-14-2004 06:30 PM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv




Good thing Hell doesn't exist or I might be in trouble. happy:

Innoxx 08-14-2004 06:41 PM

*high fives Akuma* We're going paint the town red!

Akuma 08-14-2004 06:48 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":59b04]*high fives Akuma* We're going paint the town red![/quote:59b04]
beer:


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