[quote="The Frenchman":ed31f]It's when your ass-sweat soaks through your pants causing an embarrasing sweat stain. You can solve this by powdering your ass cheeks and balls sparingly.[/quote:ed31f]

i HATE THAT lol happy:

hockey > soccer.


I got my first practice tomorrow.

[quote="Mr. maple":2a4e4]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:2a4e4]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:

most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

imwithstupid: except i dont play, im too busy fucking around w/ my friends

[quote="Eight Ace":ad445][quote="Mr. maple":ad445]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:ad445]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:ad445]

You just made me dry heave.

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..

[quote="Scalping Chief":0f25f]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:0f25f]

You just made me dry heave.

[quote="Scalping Chief":2c463]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:2c463] hake:

lmao, he must get alot of dingleberries

[quote="Eight Ace":e9251][quote="Mr. maple":e9251]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:e9251]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:e9251]
nice. thanks dr.eight ace

[quote="Scalping Chief":36279]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:36279]

umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries

imwithstupid:

[quote=Buckweed]umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:d50fa]
id rather have my ass hair tangle then have to deal with shaving it oOo:

but buck, i like your strategy

[quote="Mr. maple":ef716]

but buck, i like your strategy[/quote:ef716]

try it, it works wonders! happy:

[quote=Buckweed]umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:cd0cc]

Dude. wtf. How many goddamn images do I need in one thread?

ahh this is why i <3 you guyz happy: oh and i will convert you, i will happy: happy: happy:

picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....

[quote="Mr. maple":52495]picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....[/quote:52495]ROFL!

why tongue?

and ive taken a dump in the shower before, it was at a hotel... and i got it all to go down

wow that was a fun night.. i love stealing alcohol from other random people in a hotel....

becasue your arms are melted off from the acidity in your shit.

Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.

hate getting thoughs.

yeah. or when the log breaks the slides back into yer ass becasue its so long in total..

ya... sux

Funniest thread evar! happy:

I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech

ed:

WTF how do you get one INSIDE your eyelid?

I hate it when i get zits in my ear - fuckin soo hard sqeeze

wtf you wierd people, in your eyelids, ears....sakdg


sand paper works fine

Wash.

OMG this thread is hilarious

WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:

LOL. if you have a beard and you eat shit and its eft in your beard.. whats it called?

i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.


as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.

stfu

x344

I got a freaken nose zit last week. i didnt notice it until i got home. so it looked like i was walking around with a bugger in my nose. oOo:

lmao...

Zits that are really deep and just get red and wont pop fucking HURT!!

Its a bad idea to pop a zit prematurely. As it will lodge some of the crap deeper. Just let it dry out for a week, and pop it.