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Eight Ace 09-07-2004 11:58 PM
probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.

Mr.Buttocks 09-08-2004 02:46 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":5f2a7]probably being sensitive to her needs and true to my word,
like if I say I'm only going to put it halfway in then there's no
way I'm going to put it all in until I am clearly directed to do so.[/quote:5f2a7]

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[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-08-2004 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:
I sitll have nightmares about you "grilling up a few hotdogs and burgers for lunch" your arm was like the fucking hulk.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-08-2004 10:26 AM
i sent my girlfriend a picture of my pensi

Scorched Earth 09-08-2004 10:49 AM
[quote="@/\/G3L":3ff5c]she likes that i listen to her. I am cute oOo:. i am different from everyone in band. oOo: oOo: im intelegent and mature for a 16 year old.[/quote:3ff5c] note the misspelling of intelligent ....and if it was sarcasm ignore this comment ....damn internet....cant show sarcasm

Zoner 09-08-2004 12:09 PM
Sure ya can:

http://images.google.ca/images?sourceid ... &q=sarcasm

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@/\/G3L 09-08-2004 01:52 PM
yeah it was sarcasm. i cant spell worth shit.

Milla 09-08-2004 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:
TEACH ME PLZ!@!!!1111111 dance:

Maplegyver 09-08-2004 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Hmm, what do women like about me. Well, from what they say, they feel secure when i'm in their presence and that i know the right buttons to press when we're rolling around in the love nest !! cool:
TEACH ME PLZ!@!!!1111111 dance:
you need a cigar and 30 inch biceps cool:

Proteus 09-08-2004 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Im understanding, caring, I love her (my girl that is), im sweet, sensative, funny, cute, and im always there for her. And im cool to be around.
Christ don't flatter yourself. happy:

Milla 09-08-2004 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Im understanding, caring, I love her (my girl that is), im sweet, sensative, funny, cute, and im always there for her. And im cool to be around.
Christ don't flatter yourself. happy:
/sarcasim

Im actually a dick rock:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-08-2004 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Im understanding, caring, I love her (my girl that is), im sweet, sensative, funny, cute, and im always there for her. And im cool to be around.
Christ don't flatter yourself. happy:
/sarcasim

Im actually a dick rock:
Sarcasm, do we need a fucking course for the whole forums on spelling Sarcasm?

Milla 09-08-2004 02:31 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":351e2]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Im understanding, caring, I love her (my girl that is), im sweet, sensative, funny, cute, and im always there for her. And im cool to be around.
Christ don't flatter yourself. happy:
/sarcasim

Im actually a dick rock:
Sarcasm, do we need a fucking course for the whole forums on spelling Sarcasm?[/quote:351e2]

Do you need a course on how to stfu?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-08-2004 02:38 PM
[quote=Milla]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":85574]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Im understanding, caring, I love her (my girl that is), im sweet, sensative, funny, cute, and im always there for her. And im cool to be around.
Christ don't flatter yourself. happy:
/sarcasim

Im actually a dick rock:
Sarcasm, do we need a fucking course for the whole forums on spelling Sarcasm?
Do you need a course on how to stfu?[/quote:85574]No zoner has pmed me with instructions.

Milla 09-08-2004 02:39 PM
lol yuo da man n0w dawg!!!

Vance 09-08-2004 03:35 PM
She says I'm nice, smart, funny (Everything everyone else has said basically eek:) plus I'm "sensitive to her needs" happy:



PS I have a big dick

Proteus 09-08-2004 04:19 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d067e]Sarcasm, do we need a fucking course for the whole forums on spelling Sarcasm?[/quote:d067e]

Well fuck he didn't give me much of a goddamn hint.

I'm a douche to chicks too. I should probably start being nice so I can get laid...

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-08-2004 06:29 PM
[quote=Proteus]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":5af02]Sarcasm, do we need a fucking course for the whole forums on spelling Sarcasm?
Well fuck he didn't give me much of a goddamn hint.

I'm a douche to chicks too. I should probably start being nice so I can get laid...[/quote:5af02]Chicks arent the only option happy: biggrin:

Milla 09-08-2004 06:50 PM
Actually from my looks of it, girls like dick heads, my friend total dick head gets layed so much, but he isnt really that easy on the eyes lol. ANyway im nice to girls and i get shit on.....GG LIFE!!!!

/suicide

Merlin122 09-08-2004 07:51 PM
women love your child bearing hips

Milla 09-08-2004 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Merlin122
women love your child bearing hips
Mine!?!?!! rock:

harpua 09-08-2004 07:54 PM
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/apricanicus/funny%20shit%20and%20gifs/baddonald.jpg[/img]

thats what i liked about my girlfriend....

she called me a pedophiliac, i said thats a big word for a 6 yearold...


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