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Poseidon 09-14-2004 01:00 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":14459]simpsons arfe fuckin ghey, prolly watched 2 episodes[/quote:14459]

I watched quite alot of episodes as a kid - but they just got repetative.

Zoner 09-14-2004 07:14 AM

Guys, FUCK OFF WITH THE SPAM!

And for fuck sakes, if someone spams, don't quote it, you dumb shits!

Now...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
[img]http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/fotogramas/2f13/09.jpg[/img]

G'day mates! What's the good word?

I love that scene. biggrin:

Tripper 09-14-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Guys, FUCK OFF WITH THE SPAM!

And for fuck sakes, if someone spams, don't quote it, you dumb shits!

Now...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
[img]http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/fotogramas/2f13/09.jpg[/img]

G'day mates! What's the good word?

I love that scene. biggrin:

That was a great episode.

"Could I have a chocolate milk?"

"A Beer?"

"No - I said, Chocolate Milk"

"Beer?"

"Choc-o-late mi-lk???"

"Be-eeer?"

Ferich 09-14-2004 01:01 PM

Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER


Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes... Yes, I do.

Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship.

Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States?

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV.

Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here?
U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way.
*Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way*
Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty...

Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
*Homer makes faces, hops around.*
*Guard punches him in the face*
Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!

Zoner 09-14-2004 01:29 PM

Marge: Oh we have those in America. We call 'em bullfrogs.
Aussie clerk: That's a funny name. I woulda called it a chuzzwuzzer.

Marge: I'll have a coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coff. ee.
Bartender: Be. er.
Marge: C-O...
Bartender: B-E..

biggrin:

@/\/G3L 09-14-2004 02:24 PM

dying tickles.

Teacher: Ralph go to sleep
Ralph: sleep thats where im a viking.

It tastes like burning.


Ralph is the greatest character ever. rock:

Art Attack 09-14-2004 02:33 PM

[img]http://ralph.simpsonsweb.de/frame/34.jpg[/img]
rock:
"I'm Idaho"
[img]http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6405/imidaho.gif[/img]

Fireal 09-14-2004 02:54 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":3d8a2]dying tickles.

Teacher: Ralph go to sleep
Ralph: sleep thats where im a viking.

It tastes like burning.


Ralph is the greatest character ever. rock:[/quote:3d8a2]

Homer > Professor Frink > All

geRV 09-14-2004 02:56 PM

[quote=Fireal]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "@/\/G3L":61cb5
dying tickles.

Teacher: Ralph go to sleep
Ralph: sleep thats where im a viking.

It tastes like burning.


Ralph is the greatest character ever. rock:

Homer > Professor Frink > All[/quote:61cb5]


mmmhey mmmhey biggrin:

Actually when i think about it frink is a lot like john carmack with the way he talks, all those little nervous noises and twitches. eek:

Scalping Chief 09-14-2004 03:02 PM

knifey spooney is leet

strvs 09-14-2004 03:06 PM

Moleman

udetingo 09-14-2004 04:53 PM

donut?
.........

@/\/G3L 09-14-2004 05:08 PM

[img]http://tvtime.sourceforge.net/screenshots/25-feb-03-simpsons.png[/img]

[img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img]

udetingo 09-14-2004 05:10 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":41bed][img]http://tvtime.sourceforge.net/screenshots/25-feb-03-simpsons.png[/img]

[img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img][/quote:41bed]


wtf?

Maplegyver 09-14-2004 06:52 PM

[img]http://www.snowladydesigns.com/designs/download/images/spring/leprechaun.jpg[/img]

@/\/G3L 09-14-2004 06:58 PM

True fans will know about this one.

[img]http://static.capsi.com/sa/ayatollah-simpsons.png[/img]

Maplegyver 09-14-2004 06:59 PM

[img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img]

nubs its sasquatch

Scalping Chief 09-14-2004 08:06 PM

[quote="Mr. maple":c5792][img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img]

nubs its sasquatch[/quote:c5792]
its samsquanch

Ape 09-14-2004 08:08 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":eb537][quote="Mr. maple":eb537][img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img]

nubs its sasquatch[/quote:eb537]
its samsquanch[/quote:eb537]

rofl bubbles

ninty 09-14-2004 09:14 PM

[quote=Ape][quote="Scalping Chief":c7bb2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr. maple":c7bb2
[img]http://www.doheth.co.uk/screenshots/lists/news_006.jpg[/img]

nubs its sasquatch

its samsquanch[/quote:c7bb2]

rofl bubbles[/quote:c7bb2]

ROFL

I saw that episode the other night.

"Guys, its a fucking samsquanch. The fucking samsquanch is gonna get us."

Old Reliable 09-14-2004 11:19 PM

where is teh funney?

JBird 09-15-2004 12:03 AM

"oh no, mojo what have they done to you?"

'pray....for....mojo'


i also love in that one when abe says "mmmm i cant wait to eat that monkey."

rock:

Tripper 09-15-2004 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Marge: I'll have a coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coff. ee.
Bartender: Be. er.
Marge: C-O...
Bartender: B-E..

biggrin:

Well, that's what I meant - needless to say, I haven't seen that episode in a while.

Zoner 09-15-2004 07:17 AM

heh heh...it was fresh in my mind since the episode was on a couple of days ago. biggrin:

bukdez 09-15-2004 07:52 AM

the "Max Power" episode was on yesterday... good shit...

Zoner 09-15-2004 09:25 AM

This is too cool for us Simpsons nerds:

http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/sprin ... index.html

(sorry if it's been posted before)

Sirus 09-15-2004 11:41 AM

thing I hate about the fox reruns of the simpsons, is it always seems like they show the same season..? or episodes over and over again, i dont know if its just part of a season b/c thats all they payed for, or if they are just lazy bastards and dont want to dig up, old ones you rarely see, ofcourse this does exclude the new ones taht show on sundays...if there still is new ones, hell if I know havnt watched the ones on sunday in forever. Sure once in a while they will throw in one you havnt seen in a while but most of the time its the same crap over and over, and whats up with them playing the same episode more than once within the same week, its bs


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