I would ride in a zepplin loaded with food, guns and hot women so i could jacksun sniper all the zombies, eat, shit and piss off of the basket and have lots of sex in mid air!

I'd get a band of sailors, soldiers, hookers, skanks and whores, and get all the food in jesus and all the guns, and go on a big giant boat thje biggest we can find with a whole bunch of food to last for million poo years and go for a cruise forever....stopping and going on snipez 101st missions for boat fuel.

mmm...eatin rootin & zombie shootin, sounds tops... you guyz have really thought this shit through. beer:

Why buy them .. everyone will be in like a state of panic, and now one would know what to do.

Steal an F150, ram it into the gun shop .. take as much as possible .. and drive off into your local strip club, pick up some girls .. and go to (____)

I could probably get away from the original Romero zombies, but not these sprinting motherfuckers.

I'd be nibbling on brains in no time.

rofl, as would anyone

[quote="Crpl. Crunch":27fdc]There is a gun shop down the street from my house. I'd stock up on all I could carry and go from there. It wouldn't be too hard to survive here, my home town is really small, so there wouldn't be sea of undead to get through.[/quote:27fdc]

didnt read the whole thread, so if someone posted this..stfu.

crunch...did you not see the movie? the guy in the gun shop died.

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B/c he was a fuckin idiot

he still died
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I'd cover myself in 1000 island dressing because everyone knows zombies hate that nasty shit.

and how do you know this? oOo: