plant drugs in their lockers then tell the principle on them

or rape at knife point

i was actually looking foward to your post in this thread. You seem to be the kind of guy that would have a blast off at school doing this stuff.

Actually i'll give you some stuff me and my buddies have done that won't get ya suspended.

Got a 100 hundred Taco Bell sauce packets and smashed them into the carpet.

Super glue locks

Stinkbombs

Roadkill

Whistle in the exhaust (bub rub wooo wooo)

Put mayonaise on their tires

A baggy of milk on the roof so when the car moves it spills down the windshield (good for vans or trucks)

I i have more but they don't work well in cold weather.

[quote=Coleman][quote="Short Hand":6d541]because he woukld get his ass kicked.[/quote:6d541]are you implying something there......

but the people who did this are 3 senior girls and 1 one freshman boy (looks like he's 70lbs lol)[/quote:6d541]

If one of those chicks had a gimp, they would still ruin you.

lol @ the tires and mayo

[quote="Scalping Chief":6f2ce]Amen.

Women belong in kitchens, not schools[/quote:6f2ce]
.....You better be kidding

[quote=strvs].....You better be kidding[/quote:57440]i'm guessing he forgot the almighty [/sarcasm] brackets

their fucking up my sarcasm radar. They be droppin tin strips.

If you have an opportunity (eg gym class) put something nasty in their shoes.

An open well placed can of tuna over winter break will fuck up a locker... I did it to a computer over winter break at my high school, they had to throw it away. I'd imagine the same principle applies to a locker.

If any of your friends drive a truck with a cover over the bed, put some dead fish in there.

Get them drunk and draw on their faces.

[quote=Coleman]i'm guessing he forgot the almighty [/sarcasm] brackets[/quote:75127]
If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.

i'll probably put tuna in their locker over turkey day break.

[quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:45ceb]

then call his mother fat while she wasn't on irc ? die.

*Get a few buckets of soil, and pour it ontop of the roof of the car. Works best in wet weather.

*Fill their cars/lockers with shredded paper/newspaper.

*Setup something in the lockers that will fall out ontop of them when opened, but won't do damage to the grounds.

*Shoot them in the groin/pussy lips.

[quote="Short Hand":ac9cd][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:ac9cd]

then call his mother fat while she wasn't on irc ? die.[/quote:ac9cd]

We call you names too man.

bust the side mirrors off their cars
take their mouth pieces so they cant play until the next day and have to buy a new one

- Fill their brass instruments with cocktail shrimp (include seafood sauce)

Things to do to their instruments:
- Rub the mouthpieces of their instruments on your cornhole. Take Polaroids and place them in their locker AFTER practice
- Go to a pet store and buy a pet chewing deterrent like "Bitter Apple". Apply to instrument mouthpieces.
- Go to the grocery store and buy a habernero pepper. Wearing plastic/latex gloves, cut it in half and rub it on the instrument mouthpieces

rock:

Get a lot of pictures of gay porn. Then when you get in their lockers, randomly stick them in their pockets, books, etc. Then, they'll walk around and pull out a book in class and gay porn will fall out in front of everyone. The best part, is that it will take them weeks to find everything. Don't be stupid and tell anyone though, because you'll probably get suspended. Also, don't get caught with a truckload of porn. Hard to live that down. rock:

If you have access to inside there car tie a rope from one door handle to the other (Front doors only) loose enough to let them open the door an inch or two. Thats mostly to tease them, since its funny to watch them try and ram there arm in a 2 inch gap. Then climb out the back door (or 60/40 fold down backseat) lock it and shut it. Hilarity insues as they are fucked. Often times this is done in tandum with a tp'ing said car, once the car is clean, they come to realize, it was all for nothing.

^ that's awesome...

go to your closest hunting store and get deer urine, it smells REAL bad


or



find the biggest offender and get thier phone number. In about 5 weeks put an ad in the paper that reads "Wanted used Christmas trees, top dollar paid"

put tampons in the gas tank

put sugar in the gas tank

put water in the gas tank

glue quarters in the key holes

slash the tires

put urine in the gas tank

put ______ in the gas tank

[quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:9fd41]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:

[quote="mR.cLeAn":d6f1d]put tampons in the gas tank

put sugar in the gas tank

put water in the gas tank

glue quarters in the key holes

slash the tires

put urine in the gas tank

put ______ in the gas tank[/quote:d6f1d]

put those cotton balls in there

[quote="Scalping Chief":9a720][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:9a720]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:9a720]


Scalp > strvs.

Put a slice of Baloney on there car at night, let it sit there over night and when they peel it off it will peel the paint off in that spot

rub vasiline all over their tires. they wont be able to drive straight.

put white out on the windows. put the car on cinder blocks. or not.

the flaming bag of poo is always a classic.

[quote="Scalping Chief":ff255][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:ff255]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:ff255]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands

[quote="@/\/G3L":259eb]rub vasiline all over their tires. they wont be able to drive straight.
[/quote:259eb]

Firey wrecks ending in death are always hilarious. eek:

[quote=Bleuachdu]Firey wrecks ending in death are always hilarious. eek:[/quote:62316]angel, what did i tell you before? Get out of my thread. I am not trying to kill anyone here...that is extremely dangerous and not to mention retarded.

run into your school cafeteria screaming allah akbar allah akbar shooting an AK47 into the air and then detonate a dirty bomb. when you wake up in paradise with 70 virgins, just say that you were kidding.

[quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":11ddf][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:11ddf]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:11ddf]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:11ddf]
by the look of strvs that doesnt apply here... oOo:

[quote="Scalping Chief":dbd51][quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":dbd51][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:dbd51]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:dbd51]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:dbd51]
by the look of strvs that doesnt apply here... oOo:[/quote:dbd51]

What doesn't apply here?

Found this on another site.

here are a couple of good get backs for you guys 1 destructive one not

1. the chicken bomb
take a quart jar and stuffit with bone in skin on chicken breast, then fill it to the brim with heavy whipping cream and seal it up, put it some where warm and where it wont be found, after about 3 days to a week (dpending on temp) the rot will build up enough pressure to break the jar ther resulting stench can not be taken out of anything , we trided this one in a junk car and after it went we stripped the interior, and the heap still stunk then we sand blasted the steel and finally ground on it and the car still stunk, so it is a safe guess you cannot reverse this one.

2. go to your local hunting shop and buy some doe estrus (used as a lure for bucks) this stuff is rotten and buy some cyote or wolf urine, then pour the bottles down the air vent ( the air intake in front of the windshield that leads to thier heater box) for their car, then the next time they turn the heat on you can imagine the smell.

second one is a goodie

milk chicken bomb is super bad, if you do that in someones house, and stash it in a heating duct, they might never get the smell out...

dance:

Update:


Ahhh, my friend's and I pulled some good stunts off. To the one girl, we distracted her and I took her gym clothes out to the hallway. There I put CRISCO all over the inside of her gym shorts. Ha, she told me afterwards she put them on and it got all over her legs and felt cold.


As for the other girl, we didn't really do anything destructive to her. I used her locker combo and got into her books. Do you know the porn adds in the back o f HUSTLER's magazines or something that have "Call XXXXXX for wild phone sex" and they'll have a little stupid picture of a couple fucking? Well, we took about 30 pictures and randomly placed them in her stuff. We made sure we put one in every text book in random spots. Ha, then we took a huge page and put it in her clarinet case. She told me later that she let a freshmen girl borrow it and was stunned at what she saw! ha!




Today i woke up and saw my car messed with. It is covered with ketchup, mustard, and popcorn. I'll just go outside quick and hose it down. That was a very stupid prank I'll tell you that.



Later, i have a few ideas to do to them. For instance, we're going to one of their homes at night and going to put vasaline on their windshield whipers so when they turn them on, it'll just smear all over the windshield. The other girl doesn't lock her house door at night (so I hear), so a bunch of my friends and I are going to throw about 20 fart bombs in the front door and yell "Fire in the HOLE!"

ahh, used the pressure washer to clean the car off. It took less than 10mins cool: