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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
Yeah, timing is everything...why call us up for dinner if she *just* ate... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What the hell are you talking about?! |
Here is the yummy female now, Lisa........
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heheh Lisa <--- yummers
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http://www.geocities.com/grl_int3rrupt3d/pic18007.jpg *ahem* me
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LOL.....agree...timing is very important in these things
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Women r sooo soft....i like that...specially after taking a long bath....ahhhhhhh.....
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Hey mister I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream, Maybe dip her in chocolate Hey mister on your way to work, In your Volvo, suit and tie We'll be crawling in your bed sir, Messing around maybe getting high. Its not what you did, its not what you didn't God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure Hey mister I really like your daughter when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water hey mister, how'd it get so bad you raised her so well now she's calling me dad in the back seat naked of her new Volkswagon the perfect little gift for high school graduation Its not what you did, its not what you didn't God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure (Rap Part) I eat all the food in your fridge Call my friends around the world Rack up your long distance too Breakstands neutral drops Wreck all your cars Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar Order stuff on your credit cards Leave boogers in the skippy jar Smoke your cigars Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars When you call in late from work tell your wife You're at the titty bars Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure I hope I never have a daughter I hope I never have a daughter I hope I never have a daughter I hope I never have a daughter Na na na na na... na na na na na |
I almost got caught, my gf was on me and we were making out and other **stuff** and my mom tried to open the door but it was locked and she was freakin for me to open the dorr cause the lights were off and my tv was on so my gf layed beside me and I unlocked the door and said we were jus watching tv, SCARED THE SHIT OUTA ME!! lol.
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HAH sweet, Bryan's singing to my dad!
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You know what kicks ass? Showing up at her house while she is in the middle of a bath with no parents home, ahhhhhhh its heaven........so soft, and warm, and wet, and soft, and wet............*Drools*
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http://www.geocities.com/grl_int3rru...edillusion.bmp <-- I SAW JESUS!
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Just me thinking but girls are actually something great now lol, I was just having before but now it totally changed my mind about my gf now, gotta start care'in more I guess
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Wet is good, hallways are fun, door frames are not, rugs with stains kick ass http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif
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You know what SUCKS< when your at your GF's and her mom is supposed to be gone at work till 7:30 the next morning, so you think its a good idea to go over there, well it is till about 5:30 in the morning when her mom comes home SICK!!!!!!......its really scary, lol.............
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hahahahah that sucks! i mean.. yeah that blew donkey arse.. :
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uhhhhhhhhhh what
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he came over to my house, my mom works night shifts, so we spent from like 11pm to 5am together and my mom spntaneously comes home at 5:30, 2 hours earlier than expected... it was fucked up.. luckily i was able to sneak him out after she fell asleep
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sweet i got a little metal beside my name like metal of honor in MOHAA yea
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this shit is already 3 pages long dude ....damn wtf
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Bah, Iv had that happen before, I slept ova @ my gf's house like last week and we were gonna walk to school together, but her DAD came in @ 7.am when were gettin rdy for school. I was like ohhh shit!! cause it was her dad and he would flip, but she just said I came over to walk to schoo wit her and it was all groovy, but once again I must say I was scared outa my mind LOL
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But come on guys and girls, r u that afraid of being caught?!......my mom doesnt have a problem, as long as we use condoms and such. Heck, she even talks about it all the time lol. I also guess, that all of u r awake at this time coz there is a new post about this topic every 3 min...lol
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haha, poor bryan was freaking out, i'm trying to keep myself AND him calm.. we sat in my room on my bed for like 45min waitintg for her to go to bed in total silence.. we like almost fell asleep a few times, it was fucked up
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *GEL* DeathStrike gm:
I also guess, that all of u r awake at this time coz there is a new post about this topic every 3 min...lol <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lol sorry im a nightwalker, but see not all of us are as lucky as that, my mom would kill me if she knew i was fakin in her house........she only lets me get away with smokin bud.. |
yea but *GEL* DeathStrike gm, your not 15 are you? lol, thats why my mom and ect.. people freak lol.
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HAHA good post GEL ......
i dont have no GF DAMNIT I FEEL lika loser damnit fuck ALL of you |
I think that might have pissed his pants...lol, yeah, i kind of feel bad for the guy. We all have being in those type of situation....now public places....have u guys done anything erotic in public places?
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Shut up mephisto, your a WHORE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $30.00 to fak this chick and nut in her hair lol your a WHORE!!!!
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Mephisto, just goto school dances or something, how I met my GF is when I was breakdancing every made a big circle around the peeps who were breakin', and she saw me and said I looked hot or something and her friends asked me if I would dance wit her and it all led to our relationship now http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/tongue.gif lol.
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nothing in public but have did things in the kitchen and also on the couch with my mom and her freind a room over being able to hear everything we were doing lol........
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phil, dude, join the croud, i don't have a girlfriend either and it gets frustrating and sometime si get all emotional (talking fast) and start freaking and spazing and going insane and then i take my ritalin and then i'm fine....
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