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Godsmack 12-31-2004 03:04 PM

an m203 wouldn't help you out much it would just knock em down

101stSpeirs 12-31-2004 03:22 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":ae6f2][img]http://img22.exs.cx/img22/7026/dchucknorris4gh.jpg[/img]


cool:[/quote:ae6f2]

yeah, he'd kick ass.. he'd shoot from the hip, never run out of ammo, and every bullet would hit.. (ok, i rented one of his movies biggrin: )

Godsmack 12-31-2004 03:24 PM

Look at that no hair on his body but a fuckin wolverine growing on his face

Ape 12-31-2004 03:27 PM

[img]http://cplshaunwebb.com/M1A1%20ABRAMS%2005.JPG[/img]

Innoxx 12-31-2004 03:52 PM

[img]http://www.libertyarms.net/images/Street%20Sweeper.jpg[/img]

Hmmm.

Eight Ace 12-31-2004 03:58 PM

[img]http://www.propellerheadhats.com/hats/bighat9.jpg[/img]

I would modify one of these propeller hats with a motor and really big
sharpened blades, whenever I was in the proximity of zombies I would
simply kneel down and laugh as the hapless undead were hacked in half,
....HL2/Ravenholm style. cool:

Jin-Roh 12-31-2004 04:00 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c249e][img]http://www.propellerheadhats.com/hats/bighat9.jpg[/img]

I would modify one of these propeller hats with a motor and really big
sharpened blades, whenever I was in the proximity of zombies I would
simply kneel down and laugh as the hapless undead were hacked in half,
....HL2/Ravenholm style. cool:[/quote:c249e]

Brilliant. ed:

Maplegyver 12-31-2004 04:21 PM

[img]http://web.telia.com/~u22104255/p226-9.jpg[/img]


[img]http://www.rolemancer.ru/sections/91/spas2.jpg[/img]


[img]http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/uc_rambo1.jpg[/img]


c'ya

Mr_Gl@ss 12-31-2004 04:28 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/mrglass/minigun.jpg[/img]

Milla 12-31-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
[img]http://www.rolemancer.ru/sections/91/spas2.jpg[/img]

Hell yah dude, i love that shotgun, first time i saw it was in Jurrasic Park.

geRV 12-31-2004 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
[img]http://www.rolemancer.ru/sections/91/spas2.jpg[/img]

Hell yah dude, i love that shotgun, first time i saw it was in Jurrasic Park.

That was a shotgun that tard had in jurassic park? oOo: I thought it was some kinda rifle the way he was sitting aiming it up, wouldn't have made any diff if it was a shottie, just point and blam.

Akuma 12-31-2004 04:43 PM

[quote="Mr_Gl@ss":96df7][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/mrglass/minigun.jpg[/img][/quote:96df7]
rock: rock: rock:

Milla 12-31-2004 04:43 PM

Nah watch it again, its that Shotgun.

philadelphia killing mach 12-31-2004 04:45 PM

i'd just hang with him, let the zombies (fucks, that they are) get him and gorge themselves on him
[img]http://www.10percent.org/image/rosie_odonnell.jpg[/img]

Hawke 12-31-2004 05:12 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":556f8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke

I would also go to the mall, food market or Wal-Mart. .... Only problem would be is that you would have to shoot the 5million rednecks that were shopping there at the time. mwah:


and this is a problem because .......?[/quote:556f8]
5million zombies would be trouble.... big trouble

Milla 12-31-2004 05:14 PM

Hawke in your sig, that M4 is on Semi....someones gonna get an ass chewing for not holding their weapon and not having it on safe.

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 05:16 PM

[img]http://www.unf.edu/~ddreibel/sauce/hotsauce.jpg[/img]

Nothing could stop me!

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-31-2004 05:18 PM

i like that one in the front row middle, DEATH

Hawke 12-31-2004 05:19 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":6cca6][img]http://www.unf.edu/~ddreibel/sauce/hotsauce.jpg[/img]

Nothing could stop me![/quote:6cca6]
Standing 500 yards away with a .50 cal sniper would.





p.s. the Spontanious Combustion stuff in the far back row is the hottest sauce I have ever tasted. Feels like it is litterally burning your mouth.

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 05:20 PM

[quote=Hawke]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":b8e2e
[img]http://www.unf.edu/~ddreibel/sauce/hotsauce.jpg[/img]

Nothing could stop me!

Standing 500 yards away with a .50 cal sniper would.





p.s. the Spontanious Combustion stuff in the far back row is the hottest sauce I have ever tasted. Feels like it is litterally burning your mouth.[/quote:b8e2e]

oOo:

Swill 12-31-2004 05:29 PM

I would have a small team with me.
Each with different assigned weapons."All of us will carry Kevlar and Helmet and Combat knife"
1.Rifleman- , M4a1 Acog 4x with drum magazine with 3 extra and strap for back, and duel glocks with holstersalong with 4 Grenades.
2.Rifleman(Me)- Akimbo Berretas` and holsters,with HK Benelli M1 Super 90 w/GRSC tactical sling with about 32 shells. along with 3 to 4 grenades..
3.Rpg man:) with 3 extra Rockets. duel glock select fires, and 3 grenades.
4.Debri man- This means if any kind of rubble is in the way he can get it out of the way for us...Carries.. Some C4, Axe, and duel Berretas..

Thats mine... rock:

Edit: I would bring molitive Cocktails biggrin:

Madmartagen 12-31-2004 05:30 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":b268d][img]http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star.jpg[/img][/quote:b268d]fuckin YES!1 thats all i need there, but i would have a lightsaber just to play around with while the death star blows shit up.

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill
I would have a small team with me.
Each with different assigned weapons."All of us will carry Kevlar and Helmet and Combat knife"
1.Rifleman- , M4a1 Acog 4x with drum magazine with 3 extra and strap for back, and duel glocks with holstersalong with 4 Grenades.
2.Rifleman(Me)- Akimbo Berretas` and holsters,with HK Benelli M1 Super 90 w/GRSC tactical sling with about 32 shells. along with 3 to 4 grenades..
3.Rpg man:) with 3 extra Rockets. duel glock select fires, and 3 grenades.
4.Debri man- This means if any kind of rubble is in the way he can get it out of the way for us...Carries.. Some C4, Axe, and duel Berretas..

Thats mine... rock:

Edit: I would bring molitive Cocktails biggrin:

Sounds like CS game. oOo:

Milla 12-31-2004 05:31 PM

[quote=Madmartagen]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":664df
[img]http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star.jpg[/img]

fuckin YES!1 thats all i need there, but i would have a lightsaber just to play around with while the death star blows shit up.[/quote:664df]

And Princess Leigh and/ or Queen Amidala.

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-31-2004 05:33 PM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":59e38
[img]http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star.jpg[/img]

fuckin YES!1 thats all i need there, but i would have a lightsaber just to play around with while the death star blows shit up.

And Princess Leigh and/ or Queen Amidala.[/quote:59e38]
just to play with!

Akuma 12-31-2004 05:33 PM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":0b0dd
[img]http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star.jpg[/img]

fuckin YES!1 thats all i need there, but i would have a lightsaber just to play around with while the death star blows shit up.

And Princess Leigh and/ or Queen Amidala.[/quote:0b0dd]
Leia. spank:

Milla 12-31-2004 05:33 PM

Thanks sweetie.

Akuma 12-31-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Thanks sweetie.

welcome, hunny

Maplegyver 12-31-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Nah watch it again, its that Shotgun.

yeah, same milla, i was about 9 when i saw it, i told my mom i wanted that gun.

Hybrid 12-31-2004 05:59 PM

[img]http://www.accesscom.com/~alvaro/alien/thepics/ripley1__.jpg[/img]

May be a couple of sentry units.

[img]http://www.accesscom.com/~alvaro/alien/thepics/sentry_.jpg[/img]

CHAIN SAW HAND AND A BOOM STICK! GROOVY rock:

[img]http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/dragon/images/army_o18.jpg[/img]

Swill 12-31-2004 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hybrid
[img]http://www.accesscom.com/~alvaro/alien/thepics/ripley1__.jpg[/img]

May be a couple of sentry units.

[img]http://www.accesscom.com/~alvaro/alien/thepics/sentry_.jpg[/img]

CHAIN SAW HAND AND A BOOM STICK! GROOVY rock:

[img]http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/dragon/images/army_o18.jpg[/img]

Gimme some sugar baby biggrin:

Hybrid 12-31-2004 06:03 PM

Hail to the king rock:

Swill 12-31-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hybrid
Hail to the king rock:

Whats the matter, born in a barn? Shut the door. rock:

Crazy Canadian 12-31-2004 06:36 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":19eff]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
What are you trying to say with your sig, Crazy?

I think he's implying that the africans are animals. annoy:

[/quote:19eff]

i think i'm implying that i can do somthing sarcastic once in a while

@/\/G3L 12-31-2004 07:01 PM

USAS - 12 automatic shotgun. Glock 18C. and one guy to carry all my ammo. rock:

NexusRevived 12-31-2004 07:34 PM

Fuckload of Gasolinex784058458968
Jack Daniels Bottle
Flamethrower
20 Lighters with extra fluid
50 Boxes of Matches
Some propane tanks
Dynamite


fuck bullets. rock:

CoMaToSe 12-31-2004 10:07 PM

Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

CoMaToSe 12-31-2004 10:14 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c00df][img]http://www.propellerheadhats.com/hats/bighat9.jpg[/img]

I would modify one of these propeller hats with a motor and really big
sharpened blades, whenever I was in the proximity of zombies I would
simply kneel down and laugh as the hapless undead were hacked in half,
....HL2/Ravenholm style. cool:[/quote:c00df]
ravenholm rock: rock: rock:
[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/d1_town_010004.jpg[/img]

"I am father grigori. You have already met my.... eh...... congregation.... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Maplegyver 12-31-2004 10:49 PM

ravenholm was meh.

CoMaToSe 12-31-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
ravenholm was meh.

ravenholm was seriously fuked up, in a 1337 kinda way. changed the genre of the game for a bit


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