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Nyck 01-05-2005 05:36 PM

[quote="Scorched Earth":65d30]wow...i hope the majority fo america starts to recognize true musical talent or else us will be musically owned by brats like her[/quote:65d30]

more teenie boppers out there than musically inclined...sorry that shit isnt going away EVER

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-05-2005 05:37 PM

Funny, yet sad...

gtboys34 01-05-2005 05:39 PM

lol at the end of the video did you hear the guy say "you suck" it came very clear but i didn't even catch it last night. She does have some beautiful eyes though but that's about as far as my attraction to her goes

Short Hand 01-05-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
or her dad...

bingo.

Coleman 01-05-2005 06:55 PM

[quote:08d4b]ASHLEE SIMPSON'S DAD BANS HER LESBIAN SCENES
Pop beauty Ashlee Simpson's manager and father Joe has changed the gay plot in her movie debut, "Wannabe," because he's uncomfortable with his daughter playing a lesbian.

The former Baptist minister fears the star's chances of breaking into Hollywood would be hampered if she played a homosexual, so he ordered movie producers to alter the romantic comedy's script, reports gossip bible Page Six.

He explains, "I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.'

"She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all." [/quote:08d4b]


lmao!

Sgt. Paine 01-05-2005 06:56 PM

If i were her producer i would OD on purpose.

01-05-2005 07:03 PM

milli vanilli lip synced better than her.

Paintballr 01-05-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[quote:39a74]ASHLEE SIMPSON'S DAD BANS HER LESBIAN SCENES
Pop beauty Ashlee Simpson's manager and father Joe has changed the gay plot in her movie debut, "Wannabe," because he's uncomfortable with his daughter playing a lesbian.

The former Baptist minister fears the star's chances of breaking into Hollywood would be hampered if she played a homosexual, so he ordered movie producers to alter the romantic comedy's script, reports gossip bible Page Six.

He explains, "I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.'

"She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."


lmao![/quote:39a74]

Jesus we can tell whos the b*tch in that relationship

TGB! 01-05-2005 07:39 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":fda64]okay she should be bored for the fact that she's a fake, but also for the fact of putting a 'anarchy' sign on her bands equipment....

someone punch that bitch in the cooter.[/quote:fda64]

You would give your left testicle to be even 1 miles distance of her "cooter" (adults call it a vagina) -

As for the "her music sucks" knee-jerks. . .best to take a quick look at your own "refined" musical tastes before you start judging others. . .

imported_Grim_Reaper 01-05-2005 08:10 PM

[quote="TGB!":e9638][quote="Airborne Butters":e9638]okay she should be bored for the fact that she's a fake, but also for the fact of putting a 'anarchy' sign on her bands equipment....

someone punch that bitch in the cooter.[/quote:e9638]

You would give your left testicle to be even 1 miles distance of her "cooter" (adults call it a vagina) -

As for the "her music sucks" knee-jerks. . .best to take a quick look at your own "refined" musical tastes before you start judging others. . .
[/quote:e9638]
ok, im sorry. now let me rephrase it. her music sucks.

01-05-2005 08:17 PM

her music is nothing i havent heard by Hillary Duff or any other teen pop "idol"

Madmartagen 01-05-2005 10:49 PM

i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

madmartagen@gmail.com

bukdez 01-05-2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

madmartagen@gmail.com

there is a video in the link on the first post in this thread, click the orange "here"...

snipes 01-05-2005 11:14 PM

Good. I don't feel sorry for her at all ... she got what she fucking deserved.

She couldn't have made it on her own ... without her sister she'd be nowhere. I doubt she even writes her own music, since she obviously doesn't sing it.

I have no idea why people defend her ... rolleyes:

Jimbo@ 01-05-2005 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

madmartagen@gmail.com

read my post you fool.

philadelphia killing mach 01-05-2005 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
milli vanilli lip synced better than her.

lip synced, fuck DANCED better than her . and they were more wooden than a forrest.

Madmartagen 01-05-2005 11:54 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...

Bucknub 01-06-2005 12:10 AM

LOL

Mr.Buttocks 01-06-2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]


Colin Powell's an Ashlee Simpson fan?! oOo:

Jimbo@ 01-06-2005 12:17 AM

[img]http://www.waluga.de/simpsons/burns12.jpg[/img]

Milla 01-06-2005 12:19 AM

Is that someone from Good Charlotte?! eek:

Innoxx 01-06-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Is that someone from Good Charlotte?! eek:

No, Simple Plan.

Jin-Roh 01-06-2005 12:26 AM

They both suck. oOo:

Society's Finest > many.

Innoxx 01-06-2005 12:31 AM

Correction, all three of those groups suck.

guarnere 01-06-2005 12:41 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":be139]They both suck. oOo:

Society's Finest > many.[/quote:be139]

S.F. isnt as good as you may think...if you want good music like that...MSN me...

eeves 01-06-2005 01:13 AM

buahahhaha sucks to be her happy:

Eames 01-06-2005 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...

rofl!

Innoxx 01-06-2005 02:56 AM

I think the only thing that'll save her carreer is if she went down on Paris Hilton in a sex tape that was "stolen and released on the internet."

gtboys34 01-06-2005 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I think the only thing that'll save her carreer is if she went down on Paris Hilton in a sex tape that was "stolen and released on the internet."

Those 2.5 million people who actually payed the 14.99 or $.50( Bootleg price on the scr-eets) and MTV will keep her career in full swing. Just look, after SNL, she got a shot at a half-time show on Abc ABC!!!!. Wow, what's next, the SuperBowl? Maybe i should hop on over to Habbo Hotel and find me some young teens to get my career in full swing dance:

Godsmack 01-06-2005 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...

rofl!

biggrin:

philadelphia killing mach 01-06-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...

rofl!

lol

White T-Shirt Girl: Ahole, for the love of God; do us all a favor and deep throat this water bottle , shove it all the way in so not another freakin' sound can come out. what the fuck where you thinking ?! are you on dope ?! a paraplegic blind zombie marching band wouldn't be as stiff as you. i swear there were deaf people in the stands driving screwdrivers into their ears while you basically shit out of your own mouth. and about your band, Ahole; do they have names or are they just called: The Devo One, The Cure One, The Cars One ? here's an equation you can solve, Ahole Simpson: william shatner + william hung + Ahole Simpson < Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem.

philadelphia killing mach 01-06-2005 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I think the only thing that'll save her carreer is if she went down on Paris Hilton in a sex tape that was "stolen and released on the internet."

Those 2.5 million people who actually payed the 14.99 or $.50( Bootleg price on the scr-eets) and MTV will keep her career in full swing. Just look, after SNL, she got a shot at a half-time show on Abc ABC!!!!. Wow, what's next, the SuperBowl? Maybe i should hop on over to Habbo Hotel and find me some young teens to get my career in full swing dance:

habbo hotel ? hell just swing on over to Lousiana, raid any given trailer park and find another Wittless Spears.

Duke_of_Ray 01-06-2005 09:19 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f21fe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...

rofl!

lol

White T-Shirt Girl: Ahole, for the love of God; do us all a favor and deep throat this water bottle , shove it all the way in so not another freakin' sound can come out. what the fuck where you thinking ?! are you on dope ?! a paraplegic blind zombie marching band wouldn't be as stiff as you. i swear there were deaf people in the stands driving screwdrivers into their ears while you basically shit out of your own mouth. and about your band, Ahole; do they have names or are they just called: The Devo One, The Cure One, The Cars One ? here's an equation you can solve, Ahole Simpson: william shatner + william hung + Ahole Simpson < Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem. [/quote:f21fe]

oOo:

TGB! 01-06-2005 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteEcko
Good. I don't feel sorry for her at all ... she got what she fucking deserved.

She couldn't have made it on her own ... without her sister she'd be nowhere. I doubt she even writes her own music, since she obviously doesn't sing it.

I have no idea why people defend her ... rolleyes:

She had to sing her shit at one point to make the album. . .

Go find something else to be morally outraged at.

bukdez 01-06-2005 11:23 AM

[quote="TGB!":a9d34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteEcko
Good. I don't feel sorry for her at all ... she got what she fucking deserved.

She couldn't have made it on her own ... without her sister she'd be nowhere. I doubt she even writes her own music, since she obviously doesn't sing it.

I have no idea why people defend her ... rolleyes:

She had to sing her shit at one point to make the album. . .

Go find something else to be morally outraged at.
[/quote:a9d34]

watch her show, you'll see that she is pretty hit and miss... she can sing, sometimes... the point is these manafactured 'stars' are not artists, and we shouldn't expect anything better from them, ffs she was finished her album before she ever played live, that just doesn't make any sense...

you should also examine the way these styles of music are recorded, yes she may have sang her songs, but it doesn't quite work as simple as that... she likely sang the songs several, even 20 times, then the producer goes through all the tracks and picks each word that sounds best, then he links them together... so yes when you hear her tracks, they are of her singing, but not from start to finish...

lasagna 01-06-2005 12:12 PM

[quote="TGB!":25c9b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteEcko
Good. I don't feel sorry for her at all ... she got what she fucking deserved.

She couldn't have made it on her own ... without her sister she'd be nowhere. I doubt she even writes her own music, since she obviously doesn't sing it.

I have no idea why people defend her ... rolleyes:

She had to sing her shit at one point to make the album. . .

Go find something else to be morally outraged at.
[/quote:25c9b]
annoy: hake:

Hawke 01-06-2005 02:56 PM

It seems getting owned is a monthly thing for her.


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