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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1e8b5] cry:[/quote:1e8b5]Don't worry, wash it down and take it liek a man.

If i need to shit away from the "Home Throne", i build me a fuckin' birds nest out of toilet paper and sit atop that. Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:

I dont use public toilets, i just break into homes to use their toilets. I put paper on the seat, but i dont flush.

[quote="Eight Ace":c62fe]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:c62fe]

One of the greatest forum posts ever! happy:

You people are pussies. I live in a dorm, so I use the community stalls all the time. No big deal. Most of the guys here have respect and don't fuck it up, but I just take a small piece of toilet paper and wipe the rim for 2 seconds. You're not gong to get any diseases. What makes you think your ass is any cleaner than anybody else's?

That quite possibly made me evacuate my poop laughin at that Ace...


I've yet to take a dump in a public restroom. Whenever I piss in em I kick the flusher with my shoe and only undo the lock with my knee or hand with wrapped in a shirt.

I just sit down and take the shit.

fancy crabs?

I sit down to pee.

overrated...getting diseases from sitting on a toilet seat is a urban legend

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtoilet.html

Your more likely to get it grabbing the bars next to the shitter and hovering over the shitter than and you would sitting on the can.

I can't poop.

still, i wipe the toilet and use the sanitary paper. it doesnt matter where you are. i work on the 5th floor in a corporate building in south coast plaza in orange county. people here make 150 grand a year and drive ferraris and mercedes. these retards still cant manage to use the restroom without pissing or shitting on the seat or leaving a couple of pubes on the bowl. only a third of these fucks actually wash their hands after theyre done. disgusting.

man, yall are paranoid...were all going to die somedayso why waste effort and time with "HIV on toilet seats"......

I only poop in a public bathroom if Im in harlem and need to rub feces on my face to blend in better, so I dont get shot.

Never try this if youve eaten doritoes, cause it turns ur shit green and people keep coming up to u and asking for drugs.

Nyck, ur avatar is making me touch myself

[img]http://opieanthony.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_toilet.gif[/img]= public loo

I don't take a shit in public restrooms unless I absolutly have too...which I usually hover over.

what a bunch of mamas boys. If you got to go, you go. Home away whatever, I could take a dump in times square if i had to. Its just a natural thing. get over it.

if my cheack were to touch the seat, I would rub alcohol all over it.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":12a51]what a bunch of mamas boys. If you got to go, you go. Home away whatever, I could take a dump in times square if i had to. Its just a natural thing. get over it.[/quote:12a51]

rock: Preach on brotha!

[quote="Eight Ace":2bfc4]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:2bfc4]

Holy shit, that reminds me of back in the day when I was visiting a friend at Georgetown Univ. We went out got hammered and lost track of him on the way home. Turns out, he had to take a dump, so he walked into someone's house at 3am took a dump in their bathroom and then passed out on their couch. Needless to say, he was arrested when the homeowners found him on the couch.

I'm with Arkan though, at the office I just wipe down, build a big nest, and let nature take its course.

Unlike ED! (see "dooking at work" thread), I take pride in shitting on the company dime. The hoops are clean here, so I don't have to worry about it too much. If I'm out of the office, I'll hold it in until I'm back so that I can take my time and read the paper while I should be working. Good times. I guess its not really a "public" bathroom though. Other than that, I try and avoid doing the deed in public.

You just described my morning.

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I tried to do that hover shit one time, and I missed. cry:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4d7b7]I try to avoid the public in general.[/quote:4d7b7]

Shouldnt be too hard when youre socially inept - kudos sir, kudos.

What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?

[quote="TGB!":1c78f]

Shouldnt be too hard when youre socially inept[/quote:1c78f]


Evidence?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":39efd]What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?[/quote:39efd]
youd probably meet an underground society of mexicans who got lost trying to cross the border thu the sewer

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f82eb]What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?[/quote:f82eb]
you'd end up in a puddle of chocolate vomit in Sri Lanka...probably.

i saw thos one toilet seat that had like 50 names on it.


and if i have to go in a public bathroom, i take a marker and write my name everywhere. esp in school ones.

I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.

annoy:

[quote="Yosef Stalin":67cd0]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:67cd0]

who are you sir?

In the rural areas of Thailand, you took shits in holes in the ground. Really, you squatted down, and instead of toilet paper, you took a bowl of water, and splashed it upon your butt. In the richer areas, it would be a regular American toilet seat, with a spray gun to the side...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole, giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c5c23]...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole,
giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.[/quote:c5c23]
stop it Duffy, yer gettin me hard...suck this...FUCKEN SUCK IT!!!

Rofl, thats twice you've said that.

poop in the urinals. Its rather commonplace. I even saw bill cosby do it

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