[quote=Blase]+/- 0[/quote:6351b]
Blase, I have something here, I was wondering if I could, ya know, put it in ur anus.

I would give you directions to a halfway house, and a sandwich. Then tell you "there are people ho can help."

The remix is better than the original

[quote="Short Hand":5fcde]I would give you directions to a halfway house, and a sandwich. Then tell you "there are people ho can help."[/quote:5fcde]
a halfway house is where you go after prision, nub

anyone who thinks they are in danger from these men (other than actually getting on the ride) has obviously never been to a small town festival where there are rides. a ride malfunctioning, suspiscious looking individuals operating the rides are the norm.

Yah, I like the remix better too....

who cares man?

I heard a good one that if you offend an American they might hit you in the face but if you offend an Englishman they will refrain from inviting you to dinner. biggrin:

Whoever thought that up has never been to Birmingham on a Saturday night.

you are in a bar, drinking and having a good time. You notice a couple in the corner arguing (sp?) all of a sudden the guy smacks the girl hard across the face. the guy is 6'2" and pretty stout. What do you do?

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":392e0]you are in a bar, drinking and having a good time. You notice a couple in the corner arguing (sp?) all of a sudden the guy smacks the girl hard across the face. the guy is 6'2" and pretty stout. What do you do?[/quote:392e0]
break a bottle over the back of his head.

watch to see if he storms out then try to hit on that vulnerable bitch.

[quote="Eight Ace":3df61]watch to see if he storms out then try to hit on that vulnerable bitch.[/quote:3df61]
hahaha, but not sure what i would do

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5594d]you are in a bar, drinking and having a good time. You notice a couple in the corner arguing (sp?) all of a sudden the guy smacks the girl hard across the face. the guy is 6'2" and pretty stout. What do you do?[/quote:5594d]

Id probably laugh...girls choose asshole guys and if they want to make the wrong decisions, they deal with the consequences of their actions. I shouldn't contribute to her, or his stupidity. Plus why would I get my ass kicked just to help a girl who chooses to be with a dick like him. And you know she would fucking go back to him the next day.

[quote=Pyro]Id probably laugh...girls choose asshole guys and if they want to make the wrong decisions, they deal with the consequences of their actions. I shouldn't contribute to her, or his stupidity. Plus why would I get my ass kicked just to help a girl who chooses to be with a dick like him. And you know she would fucking go back to him the next day.[/quote:04a4d]
i agree with almost everything you said, except i wouldnt laugh, just have pity on her.

[quote="Eight Ace":1668a]watch to see if he storms out then try to hit on that vulnerable bitch.[/quote:1668a]

that made me laugh +1

[quote=Pyro]Id probably laugh...girls choose asshole guys and if they want to make the wrong decisions, they deal with the consequences of their actions. I shouldn't contribute to her, or his stupidity. Plus why would I get my ass kicked just to help a girl who chooses to be with a dick like him. And you know she would fucking go back to him the next day.[/quote:7ef60]

maybe she learned her relationship skills and definition of "love" from a Dad who kicked the shit out of her on a regular basis... it's real easy to blame the victim, isn't it?...

[quote="Eight Ace":824fd]watch to see if he storms out then try to hit on that vulnerable bitch.[/quote:824fd]

lmfao