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Jesus, I havent even touched a girl (sensually, atleast) in my entire life, and I can expect this out of girls. They like to be the victims of everything, the innocent sweet victims.
Homosexuals are even worse, they'll be even more sensitive to those kinda comments. I advise you to kill yourself. |
"Women, can't live with'em.... ....pass the beernuts"
-Norm Peterson... ps, Duffy, wtf?, seriously, wtf?... |
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PS Duffy...don't talk again. |
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.
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ha, thanks for the offer, but firstly, I'm under age for drinks and secondly I am trying to set a thing up with someone right now. beer:
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I go with ya arkan
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why dont u come to teh uk - legal drinking age is 18 biggrin:
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if ya;'ll need a lesson in pimpage im your man.
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Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her. |
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Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:1f5f2]lol |
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BTW im a regional relationship counselor as well as a poet and musician and im original |
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82ed5] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:82ed5] uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer: |
[quote="Eight Ace":2bba4][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bba4] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:2bba4] uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:2bba4] ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock: Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... eek: |
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/loads up the brass knuckles. eek: |
Plenty of gin should counter your lack of machismo.
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[quote="Eight Ace":b031a][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b031a] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:b031a] uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:b031a] And you know waht will happen then?................PICS!!! [quote:b031a]Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... [/quote:b031a] I no longer eat beans, beans are childish. I have moved on to more adult things. I eat gummy bears, just like MC Pee Pants! |
lol good choice, the pink ones are the best!!!
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girls like guys they cant have.
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Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:6f244] hahahahahahahahaaa |
sounds like basic HS girl shit. women will walk all over you if you give off the impression that you are easy to manipulate. you can be respectful and easy going to show how much of a great guy you are, but the fact is, women dont want that shit until they are married and well over 40 years old. women are hypocrites, so right now you need to stand up for yourself and show them you arent going to put up with their shit. young women want a man not a mangina. dont ask your lame friends for advice on this, get advice from the old timers whove been through it. sounds like most agree on this board.
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most girls are faggots. oOo:
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most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo
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what about your sis....? |
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thats hot |
Just put a cucumber in your pants ... or if your me, use 12' pvc pipe.
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just rape, youll get some with out consent
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