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Innoxx 03-22-2005 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
[img]http://movv.com/prvupload/uploads/pp.jpg[/img]

LMAO! +1

CoMaToSe 03-22-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
[img]http://movv.com/prvupload/uploads/pp.jpg[/img]

LMAO! +1

whiskey tango foxtrot???????? thats hott ed:

Doctor Duffy 03-22-2005 04:40 PM

Jesus, I havent even touched a girl (sensually, atleast) in my entire life, and I can expect this out of girls. They like to be the victims of everything, the innocent sweet victims.

Homosexuals are even worse, they'll be even more sensitive to those kinda comments.

I advise you to kill yourself.

bukdez 03-22-2005 04:47 PM

"Women, can't live with'em.... ....pass the beernuts"
-Norm Peterson...



ps, Duffy, wtf?, seriously, wtf?...

Coleman 03-22-2005 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Coleman
I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:

ed: orgasmic singer is gone? loney:

she left for all regional chorus this past weekend and now she's down in Florida singing in Disney World ed: I won't see her until after break.


PS Duffy...don't talk again.

Arkan 03-22-2005 04:50 PM

When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

Coleman 03-22-2005 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

Akuma 03-22-2005 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

Amen.

Arkan 03-22-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

You shitting me?? I'm never without a "classy" chick and i NEVER kiss their ass. I'm just myself and they're gonna like me for that. They get no special treatment.

Coleman 03-22-2005 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

You shitting me?? I'm never without a "classy" chick and i NEVER kiss their ass. I'm just myself and they're gonna like me for that. They get no special treatment.

I shit you not. biggrin:

Arkan 03-22-2005 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

You shitting me?? I'm never without a "classy" chick and i NEVER kiss their ass. I'm just myself and they're gonna like me for that. They get no special treatment.

I shit you not. biggrin:

Cole, lets get together for a brew and pick up chicks.

Coleman 03-22-2005 05:18 PM

ha, thanks for the offer, but firstly, I'm under age for drinks and secondly I am trying to set a thing up with someone right now. beer:

Godsmack 03-22-2005 05:20 PM

I go with ya arkan

Arkan 03-22-2005 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
ha, thanks for the offer, but firstly, I'm under age for drinks and secondly I am trying to set a thing up with someone right now. beer:

lol..i understand. Good luck m8. When you turn 21, i'll take you out for drinks.

Poseidon 03-22-2005 05:58 PM

why dont u come to teh uk - legal drinking age is 18 biggrin:

Pyro 03-22-2005 06:21 PM

if ya;'ll need a lesson in pimpage im your man.

Innoxx 03-22-2005 06:23 PM

stupid:

Duke_of_Ray 03-22-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

Exactly man, I am begining to realize this. I use to get mad at the girls who always went for the jerks, but now I know that they are not worth my time. Any girl that does not respect respect, is not my type.

Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.

Coleman 03-22-2005 06:39 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":1f5f2]
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

Exactly man, I am begining to realize this. I use to get mad at the girls who always went for the jerks, but now I know that they are not worth my time. Any girl that does not respect respect, is not my type.

Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:1f5f2]lol

Sniper101 03-22-2005 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Coleman
I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:

ed: orgasmic singer is gone? loney:

she left for all regional chorus this past weekend and now she's down in Florida singing in Disney World ed: I won't see her until after break.

Gunna be singing in Disney in a bout a month. Gotta love the music guys, thats the way to go. Got me to Europe with a musical touring group on average 5:1 girls to guys 7:1 realisticly since most were gay. made for a good try, and drinking was legal over there beer:

BTW im a regional relationship counselor
as well as a poet and musician and im original

Eight Ace 03-22-2005 06:49 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82ed5] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:82ed5]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:

Sniper101 03-22-2005 06:54 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2bba4][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bba4] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:2bba4]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:2bba4]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... eek:

geRV 03-22-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.


/loads up the brass knuckles.

eek:

Innoxx 03-22-2005 06:57 PM

Plenty of gin should counter your lack of machismo.

Duke_of_Ray 03-22-2005 07:13 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":b031a][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b031a] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:b031a]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:b031a]

And you know waht will happen then?................PICS!!!

[quote:b031a]Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... [/quote:b031a]

I no longer eat beans, beans are childish. I have moved on to more adult things. I eat gummy bears, just like MC Pee Pants!

Sniper101 03-22-2005 07:16 PM

lol good choice, the pink ones are the best!!!

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 03-22-2005 08:57 PM

girls like guys they cant have.

Tripper 03-22-2005 10:04 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":6f244]
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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

Exactly man, I am begining to realize this. I use to get mad at the girls who always went for the jerks, but now I know that they are not worth my time. Any girl that does not respect respect, is not my type.

Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:6f244]

hahahahahahahahaaa

Madmartagen 03-22-2005 10:40 PM

sounds like basic HS girl shit. women will walk all over you if you give off the impression that you are easy to manipulate. you can be respectful and easy going to show how much of a great guy you are, but the fact is, women dont want that shit until they are married and well over 40 years old. women are hypocrites, so right now you need to stand up for yourself and show them you arent going to put up with their shit. young women want a man not a mangina. dont ask your lame friends for advice on this, get advice from the old timers whove been through it. sounds like most agree on this board.

CoMaToSe 03-23-2005 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Arkan
When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.

You shitting me?? I'm never without a "classy" chick and i NEVER kiss their ass. I'm just myself and they're gonna like me for that. They get no special treatment.

its just cause ur sexy ark. the majority of men here arent.

Jin-Roh 03-23-2005 03:09 AM

most girls are faggots. oOo:

CoMaToSe 03-23-2005 03:45 AM

most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo

Jin-Roh 03-23-2005 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo

oh yeah of course, because they live in germnlan. rolleyes:

Sniper101 03-23-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo

Same here, all the good looking ones at least, the rest look like they have been beaten by the ugly stick one too many times

Godsmack 03-23-2005 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo


what about your sis....?

CoMaToSe 03-23-2005 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo


what about your sis....?

eek: ed: spank:














































































lesbo

Godsmack 03-23-2005 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo


what about your sis....?

lesbo


thats hot

KTOG 03-23-2005 09:56 AM

Just put a cucumber in your pants ... or if your me, use 12' pvc pipe.

Duke_of_Ray 03-23-2005 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
sounds like basic HS girl shit. women will walk all over you if you give off the impression that you are easy to manipulate. you can be respectful and easy going to show how much of a great guy you are, but the fact is, women dont want that shit until they are married and well over 40 years old. women are hypocrites, so right now you need to stand up for yourself and show them you arent going to put up with their shit. young women want a man not a mangina. dont ask your lame friends for advice on this, get advice from the old timers whove been through it. sounds like most agree on this board.

Especially the girl I use to like/. Man I feel so much like an idiot for ever going after her, what a waste. Atleast I learned my lesson, I think.

lasagna 03-23-2005 10:31 AM

just rape, youll get some with out consent


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