"Surley you can't be serious?" "I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Outlaw Josey Wales

"Thats all folks" - Elmer Fudd

Kip Dynamite (wearing in-line skates) to Napoleon:

"It'd be nice if you could pull me into town."

Good ol' Big Lebowski:

"Nice marmit"

"Mind if i do a jay?"

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS"

Donnie: Are these the anti-semites?
Walter: No Donnie, these men are nihilists.

dont forget

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

From Blazing Saddles:

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger.

[to two members of the KKK]
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass.
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.

[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.

rock:

"Rosebud" - citizen kane
"Follow the yellowbrick road!" - wizard of oz
"ADRIAN" - Rocky
When king kong is ontop of the empire state buiding

Asta lavista, baby. rock:

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"ADRIAN" - Rocky
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There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth. (Buford T. Justice - Smokey and Bandit)


Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. (Don Job - Deliverance)


My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. (bluto - Animal house)


D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. (Animal House)

ha, i love animal house. rock:

Clerks

Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks

Customer: In a row?

36

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I think the part where she fucks the dead guy is more memorable

I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!!

i think you guys covered most of the really awesome ones...

i'll add the scene in State of Grace when Gary Oldman shoots those 3 guys... awesome...

i'm gonna one up your gayness zone........she was a strawberry blonde.

"You want the truth? You want the truth?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
-A Few Good Men

"Houston...we got a problem"
-Apollo 13

"I GOT DA POOP ON ME!!!"
-Joe Dirt

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again"
-Silence of the Lambs

"Santa Claus is real, its on the internet, so you know its true"
-Monk

ha also duece bigalow male gigalow..

"Bangcock betty, she had the most amazing mouth... it paid for our honey money" rock:



The exorcist...when she is doing the crucifix saying "Fuck me jesus fuck me jesus"

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Here's Johnny!!

Ha, I always have to think to myself, "That is so wrong" when I watch tghat part.

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My favourite scene ever....I know how she felt.

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That part was ad libbed by Jack Nicholson

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one of my favoriest movies ever

and then you have

"i've got to get me one of these" independence day - will smith

"I AM THE LAW" Stallone - Judge Dredd

Larry David - "You see Wild Bear, in the Jewish faith you don't ask another mans wife if her vagina is alright."

Wild Bear - "It is better then white man who will ask your wife how her vagina is and then look at it."

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Thats a good one too!!!

I just watched The Shining last night. You know Stanley Kubrick demanded 127 takes from Shelley Duvall in one scene, and Jack Nicholson had to convince Kubrick to go easy on Scatman Crothers, who was 70 years old at the time.

braveheart: freeedoom!!!

forest gump: Lt dan!

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forest gump: Lt dan![/quote:f414e]

LIEUTEYNANT DAYEN!