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Jakke 04-06-2005 05:00 PM
my headphone is fucked up and i'm thirsty

Sirus 04-06-2005 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirus
if you believe in love, lets get it on OOOOh lets get it on baby
Sirus needs to get chicks with big titties in his sig again...
its a wrk in progress

Coleman 04-06-2005 05:13 PM
I'm debating whether or not I should go to Rita's and get some italian ice on this beautiful night.

Akuma 04-06-2005 05:21 PM
mt dew

Unknown_Sniper 04-06-2005 05:28 PM
taquitos, rice, chicken nuggets, french fried and chocolate milk yum mmmmm

Mr.Buttocks 04-06-2005 05:52 PM
Florida is full of Jews, old people, and Scientologists.

MotoxXx 04-06-2005 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
wtf
biggrin:

04-06-2005 06:52 PM
zomg shiny stuff!

Stammer 04-06-2005 07:33 PM
bang the bitch in the tit saddle with an edged dual spoork!

Jakke 04-06-2005 07:49 PM
okay guys, whatever
i'm going to sleep sleeping:

Unknown_Sniper 04-06-2005 09:50 PM
sleep no

Swill 04-06-2005 10:15 PM
In the beginning was adam and eve... the end.. sleeping:

Tripper 04-07-2005 12:05 AM
ll cool j stole my crucifix.

strvs 04-07-2005 12:09 AM
mickey rourke filled my shoes with cottage cheese

Tripper 04-07-2005 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by strvs
mickey rourke filled my shoes with cottage cheese
dat nigga should watch his ass, it might just get fucked if he uses his trickery to ruse me....AGAIN...

strvs 04-07-2005 12:16 AM
i'm going to be the new pope.. everyone will probably forget hes dead once lloyd banks' new album is dropped, i could easily slipped in unnnoticed

Himmler 04-07-2005 12:38 AM
nyck your a crackhead

Bullitt 04-07-2005 01:00 AM
dance:

Whatada 04-07-2005 07:19 AM
Sturves is mein luvvar <3


Robert Downey Jr was flunged frum da catapultzx into a flaming bed of syringes

Pyro 04-07-2005 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
yankees > red sox
redsox > Mariano Rivera
If you didn't notice, Foulke kinda fucked up the game before and id take Rivera over Foulke anyday.

Yankees Pitching Staff > RedSox Pitching Staff

Coleman 04-07-2005 01:30 PM
May 5th...Denmark trip...can't wait any longer...

CoMaToSe 04-07-2005 01:49 PM
I havent masturbated in over a week...

Whatada 04-07-2005 02:42 PM
Welcome to masturbators-anonymous, I'll be your counselour Jack Mehoff... oOo: bbuhhhhhhhhh

Jakke 04-07-2005 03:55 PM
you guys know what?

i just farted and it smells fucking hard cry:

Scalping Chief 04-07-2005 04:01 PM
Dam that taco was good

eeves 04-07-2005 04:10 PM
soccer practice sucks... spank:

Jakke 04-07-2005 04:51 PM
my balls does itchy itchy

Jakke 04-07-2005 06:08 PM
im smoking weed, is that legal kids?

04-07-2005 06:14 PM
me wants to shave dreadhead's head.

Akuma 04-07-2005 06:17 PM
I wish my girlfriend was short enough to give me head while she is standing.

Nyck 04-07-2005 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Akuma
I wish my girlfriend was short enough to give me head while she is standing.
heh heh.

04-07-2005 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Akuma
I wish my girlfriend was short enough to give me head while she is standing.
cut her at the knees, you should be a pro at this by now.

Akuma 04-07-2005 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Akuma
I wish my girlfriend was short enough to give me head while she is standing.
cut her at the knees, you should be a pro at this by now.
.........





Good idea. rock:
+1

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-07-2005 07:10 PM
athletics make me tired

Whatada 04-07-2005 07:12 PM
I like it when the red water comes out.

Jakke 04-07-2005 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whatada
I like it when the red water comes out.
hubert cumberdale is a friend of you, isn't it?

mr.miyagi 04-07-2005 08:18 PM
i think radiation from my monitor is killing me slowly

Whatada 04-07-2005 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadHead
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whatada
I like it when the red water comes out.
hubert cumberdale is a friend of you, isn't it?

Quite.

He tastes of soot and poo.

Coleman 04-07-2005 09:34 PM
my TI-83 plus just ran out of batteries cry:

Unknown_Sniper 04-07-2005 09:56 PM
use your fucking head a sheat of mead, and a #2. if you dont know what those are go back to kindergarten and ask one of the little kids.


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