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Akuma 04-19-2005 02:37 PM

Christians have been worshipping a false pretense of God for centuries and nothing has happened yet...

Tripper 04-19-2005 02:39 PM

Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?

Unknown_Sniper 04-19-2005 02:42 PM

HE is not the anti christ. Ther eis one more pope who will be the anti christ. he will come to power by the year 2012 in which we are all doomed. annoy:

Unknown_Sniper 04-19-2005 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?

oh and have you heard about the crusades?

Maplegyver 04-19-2005 02:44 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":625ae]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?

oh and have you heard about the crusades?[/quote:625ae]

have you heard? its 2005

Stammer 04-19-2005 02:46 PM

"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?

Akuma 04-19-2005 02:48 PM

[quote="$p!k3":03362]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote:03362]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.

04-19-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Christians have been worshipping a false pretense of God for centuries and nothing has happened yet...

cant argue there.

mR.cLeAn 04-19-2005 03:07 PM

[quote=Hollywood]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mR.cLeAn":2f3a9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
The book of revelations predicted this, it is the coming of the Anti-Christ. Seek shelter, and await your judgment.

wtf ... seriously ... get a grip of what you are saying.

Who is this retard?

And if you new your history, the Anti-Christ was prophesized to come into great power under false pretense of God. In other words, pretending to worshop god to decieve the people. He would have a large following (Catholics) and his name would be of the beast (666).

His name in Latin is Iosephous Ratzinger, or Ioseph(6) ousRat(6) zinger(6)

The world is coming to an end!![/quote:2f3a9]

Who is this retard ... listen, I may not be catholic, but I understand whats going on. I don't rely on Conspiracy theories to prove a point - fag.


Don't tell me you are one of those quacks that when something good happens in this world you find the negative of it.

ninty 04-19-2005 03:09 PM

[quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":3df3a]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote:3df3a]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"

mR.cLeAn 04-19-2005 03:12 PM

[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":86875]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:86875]

Daily Show is the best show by far.

"Penis Enlargement Cream - Thats the last time you scare me.

Tripper 04-19-2005 03:17 PM

[quote=Maplegyver]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":f7d78
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?

oh and have you heard about the crusades?

have you heard? its 2005[/quote:f7d78]

What he said. Jesus fucking christ people are morons around here.

04-19-2005 03:22 PM

[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]

Tripper 04-19-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]

If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.

ninty 04-19-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]

If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.

with your penis?

04-19-2005 03:26 PM

If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly

Maplegyver 04-19-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly

404: error funny not found

Akuma 04-19-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]

If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.

I get that all the time.

Stammer 04-19-2005 03:29 PM

[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":47f66]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:47f66]

lol. Thanks Ninty for showing how off I was.

biggrin: Kudos on the link though.

Akuma 04-19-2005 03:30 PM

[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":6ef9e]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:6ef9e]
Thanks for the link. +1

04-19-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly

404: error funny not found

404 thing is old. funny not expected anyways.

TonyMontana 04-19-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly

404: error funny not found

404 thing is old. funny not expected anyways.

another thing that's old....bashing religions, so plzdie:

ps: http://mbnet.fi/b00gie/flash-animaatiot ... riment.swf

Chango 04-19-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?

papal infallibility

Akuma 04-19-2005 03:36 PM

[quote=Akuma][quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma]
Quote:

Originally Posted by $p!k3":4e277]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"

Thanks for the link. +1[/quote:4e277]
BAHA! That was great. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:


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