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Jin-Roh 05-23-2005 09:16 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ae368]How To Be Funny - The Guy Above Me[/quote:ae368]

How To Be Straight - Sgt. Duffy (aka "I fuck men")

Maplegyver 05-23-2005 09:21 PM

its hip to be square

05-23-2005 09:30 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":90b2d]How To Be Funny - The Guy Above Me[/quote:90b2d]

You dont even know who we're talking about, so shut up you fucking choob.

dr nein 05-23-2005 09:35 PM

How Not to Get Banned From IRC by Bazooka Joe

CoMaToSe 05-24-2005 09:22 AM

[quote="dr nein":15909]How Not to Get Banned From IRC by Bazooka Joe[/quote:15909]
HAHA +1

Bleuachdu 05-24-2005 09:57 AM

Exploring Heterosexuality - Swill

Preventing Sibling Incest - Comatose

Overcoming Multiple Personality Disorder - Nedxicano with a foreword by Founding_Law

The Complete English Grammar Reference - ShortHand

Medal of Honor: A Modders Guide - Dustin0096

Developing Meaningful Content Rich Threads - Nyck

Mr.Buttocks 05-24-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/95053644642921d0a1cc4e.gif[/img]

eek:

Zoner 05-24-2005 02:28 PM

"Weight Loss & You" - Zoner

"Haggis & Other Delicious Scottish Recipes" - Mr. Buttocks

"Country Music: Heart & Soul" - Akuma

"Canada/US Relations" - Pyro

"But I Poop From There! Why Sodomy Is Off-Limits!" - Arkan

Tripper 05-24-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
"Weight Loss & You" - Zoner

"Haggis & Other Delicious Scottish Recipes" - Mr. Buttocks

"Country Music: Heart & Soul" - Akuma

"Canada/US Relations" - Pyro

"But I Poop From There! Why Sodomy Is Off-Limits!" - Arkan

lmfao

Stammer 05-24-2005 02:36 PM

"Sticking With It" - EA

Akuma 05-24-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
"Weight Loss & You" - Zoner

"Haggis & Other Delicious Scottish Recipes" - Mr. Buttocks

"Country Music: Heart & Soul" - Akuma

"Canada/US Relations" - Pyro

"But I Poop From There! Why Sodomy Is Off-Limits!" - Arkan

BAHAHA! biggrin: rock:

Proteus 05-24-2005 02:56 PM

"Old Navy Fashions and Styles" - Akuma

"Sticking To One Haircut" - Tripper

"Getting a Job You Love" - Zoner

CoMaToSe 05-24-2005 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
"Weight Loss & You" - Zoner

"Haggis & Other Delicious Scottish Recipes" - Mr. Buttocks

"Country Music: Heart & Soul" - Akuma

"Canada/US Relations" - Pyro

"But I Poop From There! Why Sodomy Is Off-Limits!" - Arkan

ROFL!! Hey, I call the weight loss book!

anti 05-24-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Exploring Heterosexuality - Swill

Preventing Sibling Incest - Comatose

Overcoming Multiple Personality Disorder - Nedxicano with a foreword by Founding_Law

The Complete English Grammar Reference - ShortHand

Medal of Honor: A Modders Guide - Dustin0096

Developing Meaningful Content Rich Threads - Nyck

haha +1

Arkan 05-24-2005 03:30 PM

Friends i've amassed over the years - Swill

Life experiences - Sgt Duffy

Guns are evil - Maple

Lost for words - Tripper

Things i like about Tripper - Jin Roh

Music for the masses - Godsmack

Jin-Roh 05-24-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Friends i've amassed over the years - Swill

Life experiences - Sgt Duffy

Guns are evil - Maple

Lost for words - Tripper

Things i like about Tripper - Jin Roh

Ha!

"Saying The Right Things Volume I" - Dan Quayle

If you don't remember: http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle

Coleman 05-24-2005 03:45 PM

"Clean Fun" -- Mark McGuire (Co written by Jason Giambi)
"French Gourmet Cook Book" - Billy Bob
"How to Win Over a Crowd" - Ashley Simpson

Nyck 05-24-2005 04:35 PM

Pop Superstar - Right Said Fred

Its the married life for me - charlie sheen

Deep Emotional Acting - The guy who played the HS Blond Jock in napoleon Dynamite.(I fucking hated that douche, his acting was like a peter gabriel video with all the facial contortions)

Tripper 05-24-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Deep Emotional Acting - The guy who played the HS Blond Jock in napoleon Dynamite.(I fucking hated that douche, his acting was like a peter gabriel video with all the facial contortions)

Those looks were great. He looked so out of place in a high school, I thought it was just another perculiar "angle" in the film....

Nyck 05-24-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Deep Emotional Acting - The guy who played the HS Blond Jock in napoleon Dynamite.(I fucking hated that douche, his acting was like a peter gabriel video with all the facial contortions)

Those looks were great. He looked so out of place in a high school, I thought it was just another perculiar "angle" in the film....

I commented to a friend at work...you ever notice everyone else in the HS looks like their in 7th grade...they are all like 13-14 and the main characters look like their in their mid 20s.

check the auditorium during the dance scene

harpua 05-24-2005 07:05 PM

"how to be black" colon powell

05-24-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
"how to be black" colon powell

Colin Powell was black?


My Book of Morals - Bill Clinton
Why nVidia is better - geRV
Why ATI is better - Akuma

Akuma 05-24-2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
"how to be black" colon powell

Colin Powell was black?


My Book of Morals - Bill Clinton
Why nVidia is better - geRV
Why ATI is better - Akuma

I don't hate ATI...


I hate Intel.

Stammer 05-24-2005 07:22 PM

"Why Posting Your Picture on the Internet is a Great Idea" - Ned

Maplegyver 05-24-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Friends i've amassed over the years - Swill

Life experiences - Sgt Duffy

Guns are evil - Maple

Lost for words - Tripper

Things i like about Tripper - Jin Roh

Music for the masses - Godsmack


:p

Tripper 05-24-2005 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Deep Emotional Acting - The guy who played the HS Blond Jock in napoleon Dynamite.(I fucking hated that douche, his acting was like a peter gabriel video with all the facial contortions)

Those looks were great. He looked so out of place in a high school, I thought it was just another perculiar "angle" in the film....

I commented to a friend at work...you ever notice everyone else in the HS looks like their in 7th grade...they are all like 13-14 and the main characters look like their in their mid 20s.

check the auditorium during the dance scene

LOL yeah - Best example of that is the first scene when Napoleon gets on the bus with all the really young kids.

I think it really adds to the oOo: factor of the movie - it makes every childish exaggeration and immature comment made by the characters all the more funny....

Zoner 05-25-2005 07:12 AM

"Hockey: Putting the Fun in Fundamentals" - Gary Bettman

"Advanced Differential Calculus" - Anna Nicole Smith

"Shakespearean Acting Methods for the Modern Stage" - Pauly Shore

"Stone Free: My Life Without Weed" - Tripper

"Master Class in Guitar Soloing" - Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman

"Staying on the A List: A Hollywood Survival Guide" - Tara Reid (with forward by Stephen Baldwin)

Akuma 05-25-2005 03:15 PM

do me more

05-25-2005 03:22 PM

Being an attention whor sucks - Akuma

How to baptise - Akuma

Chicken Soup for todays Christians - Akuma

I Heart Conservative Christians - Akuma

Why the pope rules - Akuma

Accepting Jesus - Akuma

The World to Pop Music - Akuma

Why we should ban Death Metal - Akuma

Pink is better than Black - Akuma


do me now

Akuma 05-25-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Being an attention whor sucks - Akuma

How to baptise - Akuma

Chicken Soup for todays Christians - Akuma

I Heart Conservative Christians - Akuma

Why the pope rules - Akuma

Accepting Jesus - Akuma

The World to Pop Music - Akuma

Why we should ban Death Metal - Akuma

Pink is better than Black - Akuma


do me now

How am I an attention whore?


The rest are awesome. rock:

05-25-2005 03:47 PM

i ment to put Pyro, my bad :p


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