No. The relieved look on his face when I was done and his heartfelt thank you's were all the payment I needed.

My parents having sex in the pool, in teh dark. they heard me coming and my mom hissed to my dad "ITS CHRISTOPHER!!!" gah

LOOL!

I hope your Dad cleaned the pool when he was done. eek:

should have jumped in with them

Goatse and teh gay pr0n on the forums.

hahaahhhaha omg that almost sounds like thats a horror story your parents could tell here.

i havent had anything anywhere near as bad as some stuff said earlier but....i had a hammer fall on mu head many years ago( the sharp nail puller edge hit first) and blood was everywhere...walked in on my bro doing...stuff.....severeal times ( dont tell Jotun)...thats really it

I was gently strolling into the bathroom for me morning piss. As I open the toilet bowl i see something worse than parent sex... A rather sizeable log, a load of piss and..... the bloodiest fucking tampon ever seen. I flushed the toilet, ran back into my room; then proceeded to bang my head with a wiffle ball bat.

merlin wins

no way. seeing your parents doing the nasty is way fucking worse than seeing a bloody tampon.

on the subject of blood, one time me and my friends saw a pair of bloody as hell panties and beside it a condom covered in blood... i can only imagine what went on there.. cry:

some good ol' friday night rape sessions. yeah i guess seeing your parents fucking could be worse but it depends on what and how much you see. i can only imagine a stinky tampon festing in the toilet, filling the bathroom with mommys menstrual stench. ehfwoafijafiowfioaw

[quote="Scorched Earth":2997f]i havent had anything anywhere near as bad as some stuff said earlier but....i had a hammer fall on mu head many years ago( the sharp nail puller edge hit first)[/quote:2997f]

Oh yea, that reminds me. Once I was trying to build something out in my yard and my friend was using the only hammer and he was about 15 feet away. I ask him to bring me the hammer while I held whatever it was together. Well he decides to throw it to me but ends up throwing it at me and hits me in my left ear with it. It split the skin along the edge of my ear and was pretty bloody from what I recall.

lmfao

I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":cf344]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:cf344]

......

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[quote="Doctor Duffy":0105f]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:0105f]
k, i think that takes the cake.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":79f4e]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:79f4e]i call bullshit on this one. I think we can all agree that if it happened to us, it would never ever leave our minds no matter how hard we tried. But with you, you posted about some trash and seeing your friends testicle oOo: before posting about your mom's menstural-stained panties. Doesn't make any sense how you just 'magically' remembered the story.
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[quote=Coleman][quote="Doctor Duffy":9cd86]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote]i call bullshit on this one. I think we can all agree that if it happened to us, it would never ever leave our minds no matter how hard we tried. But with you, you posted about some trash and seeing your friends testicle oOo: before posting about your mom's menstural-stained panties. Doesn't make any sense how you just 'magically' remembered the story.
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What benefit would I get from lying? Friendship? What do you want - pictures? When did I say I "magically" remembered it? Why do you even care, anyways? Go toot your little horn somewhere else.

i feel very, very lucky for not expierncing any of the things listed here.

searching for a batman image oOo: ......rated R
http://personal.r2-d2.cz/kaminky/0025/batman.jpg

oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

plzdie:

never had to deal with that shit. my parents dont have sex and people dont die around me.

happy:

ban: ban: ban: plzdie: plzdie: plzdie: plzdie:

akuma...... eek:

happy: happy: happy:

Except I don't use condoms.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG GGGGG!!! happy:

HAH!

I wonder how many little Akumas we have running around...

just thinking back i remembered another nasty tale of disgust.

last summer i went to israel, and we hiked from the sea og galilee to the mediteranian (sp*?) over mountains and so on. well, it was night and our group of 100+ kids didn't have a set camp for the night, so we all walked into a random feild off the side of a mountain, like a pasture. anyway, after the evening activities and food, we got to sleeping. well, thsi feild smelled pretty weird, not like grass and stuff. so when we awoke to the light of morning we saw that we had slept in a field of camel shit and everyone and flea bites. on top of that, no one had showered in 4 days. so cheers to sleeping in shit'n'fleas.

sounds like a title of a Cannibal Corpse song

[quote="Art Attack":11cc4]I wonder how many little Akumas we have running around...[/quote:11cc4]
Meh... Girlfriend uses birth control... Plus I don't cum in her pussy unless she is on her period.

Well at the time we had no concept of centripital force as a pyshics concept, only that if you spun a tire swing really fast, then held onto the chains it made for a sweet ride. You had to be sure to tuck your legs in though otherwise, as one guy found out, you'd break both your legs. As i stood there and watch this kid do a 180 in mid air after his legs cracked into the support pole, literally, cracked. The sound was sharp and somewhat hollow sound. Watching him scream and cry on the ground "i cant move my legs" over and over. All while just at recess in school, teachers were not pleased to find out what we'd been up to. Though up to that point they mosly ignored us.

Theres a story that involves a kids jaw basically dangling from his face supported only by skin with blood pouring everywhere. I prefer not to fill in the details on that one considering its unflattering nature.

We used to play roller hockey on one of my friends back streets, a small group of friends that just seemed to continue to grow. Every now and again we'd feel friskey and allow checking along the curbs, since just beyond those curbs was grass. However if someone was chasing a puck on the lawn you were supposed to leave em alone to get the puck. Well one dip shit didnt listen. As i was on a lawn retreiving the puck i was suddenly cross checked from behind, as i fell i twisted around, mostly since roller blades on grass are pretty unstable. As i spun and fell my stick was still in hand flailing as i tried to balence myself which was hopeless. So my stick swung around surprizinly quickly and struck that kid in the back of his head, since he had turned back towards the street. Now real hockey sticks are made of fiberglass, and since we all played in leagues, we used real ones. Well using fiberglass on the street they had a tendency to wear rather quickly and be fairly sharp. So i for the most part scalped the guy leaving a "flap" of scalp about the size of a grown mans palm. Stiches, staples, and a bitchen 3/4 circle scar on the back of his head for being a twat.

Add in a my 3 broken noses from hockey. I dont know how many people have ever broken there nose, so lets just say, the blood doesnt stop flowing for an excessivly long time. Right when it happens you can sort of feel your nose become "clear" and you can breathe through it better than ever before. A split second later its a blood fountain. It also comes standard with two black eyes from all the internal bleeding caused by basically ripping your nose off your face. Since your nose is cartiledge attached to a small bit of bone.

I wont go into the bloody messes that were the MANY bycicle accidents i've endured, or seen accure. Lets just say bones protruding through skin looks odd, and is really gross.

Then the guy who tried to "free style walk" the metal counter tops in my high school metals class. He slid really well since his shoes had plastic portions on the bottom. However his balence sucked and he fell backwards. Using his hands to catch himself on a table behind him, that was the table for sheet metal storage. Basically he caught himself, but at the cost of slicing open his 4 main fingers damn near to the bone. As he went to the sink to rinse it out, i went to wash my hands. He was standing at the sink sqeezing his fingers fasinated by the fact he could see white tissue, completly oblivious to the fact he coulndnt get the bleeding to stop. It was kinda cool to see the inside of his finger though. He never lived down being a complete dumbass. Even the teacher made fun of him after a few weeks.


Off the top of my head of course.

yep, I have had 3 broken noses myself. You can only imagine how much blood comes out of my abnormally large nose biggrin:

never broken mine, but my nose looks like it.

i only broke my colalr bones and my fuckyou finger.

i drink my milk and eat my veggies. actually it helps, i haven't gotten stayhome sick in 2 years.

My mother and her sisters made me take a bunch of pictures of my dead granmother. There were eight sisters and a brother. The youngest became a nun. My grandmother (who would switch the hide off your ass, or curse better than any saliors you knew) was being buried in the 'habit' of The Little Sisters of the Poor, who she had supported and given a child to.

FYI Uncle Joe enlisted in the Navy when he was 16 years old. He saw heavy action in the Pacific.