Too many to name, but most would probably revolve around girls.

i regret i ever met japanese people

Fluff, you son of bitch you need to get her man! No ifs ands or butts! Get to her and just tell her that you really like her and want to see where your relationship can go! Go get her you British SOB before I cram your crumpets with tea!

[quote="Airborne Butters":cd516]Fluff, you son of bitch you need to get her man! No ifs ands or butts! Get to her and just tell her that you really like her and want to see where your relationship can go! Go get her you British SOB before I cram your crumpets with tea![/quote:cd516]
Listen to this man, you need to do as he says.
She is well fit and when you wake up next to her some morning you will have the largest smile you've ever had because she is sexay. She's obviously taken the wrong end of the stick (not yours..........yet) but just keep messaging her back and forth as you tend to read into text messages too much when theres very few of them, best keep communication going. The best thing is to make her laugh, get her giggling and then shes all yours.
Ask her to go for a drink with you and your mates, get drunk, share a hotdog, enjoy le music, squeeze her behind, le freak c'est chic!

Lifes too short not too...

As for me, my well documented love life on this forum has been quite a journey....went to Texas to meet M, she turned out to be quite an angry woman and although I don't regret going over there I really regret telling her how serious I was about her, I look back at it and read over things I said and wrote and I was too intense.
I got way ahead of myself in that relationship but anyways, its over and I've moved on.
Theres plenty of girls I should've and could've asked out but I'm too picky or shy at times, my motto is quality not quantity but when it comes to love........that quote sucksssss. I should've put more effort into school but everyone says that and I'm glad school is way behind me, as I've always wanted to break the norm, never been interested much in the narrow school subjects that were available to me then. My life so far has lacked direction but thats the way i am, I let things happen and i'm as open-minded as they come which is what counts really.

women are trouble dont waste your time

women will give you some of the best memories of your life
and give you the worst memories also.

take airbone butters advice man....if not send me her sn or number...

The only chick I ever not regret getting with was a girl I knew in HS. Being the dumb highschool kid I was, I never picked up on her signals of liking me. Whether it was asking me to spend the night,always hanging out with me or always making me cuddle with her..

Anyways I'm glad I missed that bullet because apparently a year later she got knocked up and latched into some poor SOB. I hear she's quite the psycho hose beast now...phew


But seriously Fluff, you need to get this girl! Don't leave asking yourself 'What if'

[quote="Airborne Butters":324cb]But seriously Fluff, you need to get this girl! Don't leave asking yourself 'What if'[/quote:324cb]sooo much easier said than done.

[quote=Coleman]sooo much easier said than done.[/quote:70e96]
exactly

If he likes her enough, like he says he does, then it won't be.

[quote="Airborne Butters":8d14d]If he likes her enough, like he says he does, then it won't be.[/quote:8d14d]still, easier said than done biggrin:

getting tanked at my friends 18th b-day and puking all over his floor.. if i hadnt of been completely out of it i would have helped clean up, but i didnt even know wtf was going on at the time, felt pretty shit about that.

i regret saying n!g9er all the time. spank:

I remember another thing I regret....

Everytime I saw my cousin Nick, I would kick him in the balls. No reason, I would just do it. Well after awhile of not seeing him, he became strong, very strong. Now everytime he sees me, he punches me, chokes me ect. Tought me to stop being an ass. rock:

^ ROFL!!!

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f1d06]

"Look, I think you are a really lovely girl, you know how I feel about you. You know I want to go out with you. I can't handle being friends with you. I hope you are happy with whoever you end up with, Take care x."[/quote:f1d06]

Redded for the biggest mistake.

That whole line just cuts them off completly, it sounds as if your walking and not looking back. Sadly you need to make it sound less "im fuckin gone" and a bit more "im fisheing for a positive reply".

Something along the lines of "i cant stand just being your friend anymore". That doesnt sound like good bye, it comes off as 'Im looking for more".

Also dont be a fucking coward, IM's are not the same as in person speech. You cant tell the tone of someones voice, or "how" they're saying things via IM. Its ripe for missunderstanding. It also leaves you open to have a discussion over whats going on, rather than "ok, bye" then she logs off in a huff from missunderstanding you.

[quote=Miscguy]Redded for the biggest mistake.

That whole line just cuts them off completly, it sounds as if your walking and not looking back. Sadly you need to make it sound less "im fuckin gone" and a bit more "im fisheing for a positive reply".

Something along the lines of "i cant stand just being your friend anymore". That doesnt sound like good bye, it comes off as 'Im looking for more".

Also dont be a fucking coward, IM's are not the same as in person speech. You cant tell the tone of someones voice, or "how" they're saying things via IM. Its ripe for missunderstanding. It also leaves you open to have a discussion over whats going on, rather than "ok, bye" then she logs off in a huff from missunderstanding you.[/quote:1ab5d]


Ya true, looks like I gotta edit my lil speech thing. I appreciate all the help etc. The problem is she is a pro-ho. I've tried calling her before to ask her out for a drink but the bish doesn't answer her phone. Looks a bit dumb if you call her 5+ times a week & she doesn't answer eek: I have been out with her before & the day rocked, we went clubbing etc. But whilst we were at the bar some guy kept on ringing her & she didn't bother to answer. She told her friend that the guy probably just wanted sex. I shared a secret glance with my mate upon hearing that biggrin: .

The fastest way to put someone off you is to appear desperate & if she's not playing the game & kicking the ball then I may as well take it & go home. I like her & have told her that pretty much in the text. If she doesn't like me what am I to do? She did say that she liked me & said it to my face back in December 04, she was pretty drunk & even said she wanted to sleep with me lol, prolly pissed off that I ignored her for like 2 years. I was too gob-smacked to make anything of the situation. It's annoying kus she appears to have changed her mind. You can't just make someone like you. That's the problem see, it's not just up to me it's up to her too.

I really have no idea where to go from here, it's like I've just told her to get lost & the next day I'm gana be like 'OmG hi2u!'. I think perhaps the best option is wait until I see her out again & in the meantime think of something to say. I need to talk to my sister, bah! I may be able to afford a little ass kissing as I've also met another girl but she's on vacation atm. Problem is I pulled her when I was drunk & can't really remember what she looks like biggrin: , my mate said she was quite fine though.

BTW appreciate the help & advice much karma to you guys, rock: I'm usually ok with girls but as soon as I find one I really like it's back to being a rookie eek:

I regret all the time I lost being faithful to my ex wife while we were dating. I coulda been mackin' MAD chicks in university, but noooooo. I hadda be the tied down one in the long term fucking relationship while my room mate fucked every piece of ass on campus.

mwah:

rofl

fluff, next time your outr with her, just grab her and kiss her.

You got married in college? I thi nk ID regret that more than not cheating

regrets change with me. the regrets i used to have, im now glad i did them and some of the things i was proud of before i regret now. before i was iwth my ex, i had a crush on my friend. i decided that one day i was gonna ask her out, but i chickened out at the big moment. i met my ex soon after that and then we went out for a good 4.5 years. during that time i found out that my friend had a huge crush on me too but i never picked up on it. well, me and my ex split and i got in touch with my old friend and weve been hanging out ever since. trouble is, she doesnt have the same feelings for me and now i got nothing but a platonic girlfriend. fuck.

-not going to college sooner
-going for older women most of the time
-not going for younger girls
-not being around for 100000.9 years here so i can be a general also

You have TERRIBLE comprehension skills. I think that's what makes you seem like such a fucking retard.

ONTOPIC:

I try to have as few regrets as possible. Deep down I probably have a bunch, but I like to think that not having strong regrets means you're happy with your current lifestyle. I'm quite content at the moment, and I think that's mainly because I attempt to not dwell on the bullshit, after the initial rants and bitching (Get it out of my system and leave it the fuck out, etc).

I can honestly say i regret nothing. Everything i've done was for a specific reason that mind logically planned out. Even if the outcome was bad, i still learned from it. (sober or not)

dude, go have a jump off a cliff. All you do is mock people`s comment, stfu
for once.

whoa, I agree with Swill! ed:

ROFL!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b0868]whoa, I agree with Swill! ed:[/quote:b0868]

LOL - If you don't like it, fuck off. I'm not going anywhere, and I'm certainly not changing the way I act for two of the most disliked people on these forums.

Nice attempt, though. oOo:

[quote=Tripper][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3ca41]whoa, I agree with Swill! ed:[/quote:3ca41]

LOL - If you don't like it, fuck off. I'm not going anywhere, and I'm certainly not changing the way I act for two of the most disliked people on these forums.

Nice attempt, though. oOo:[/quote:3ca41]

you might be becoming third?

[quote=Swill][quote=Tripper][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d2f94]whoa, I agree with Swill! ed:[/quote:d2f94]

LOL - If you don't like it, fuck off. I'm not going anywhere, and I'm certainly not changing the way I act for two of the most disliked people on these forums.

Nice attempt, though. oOo:[/quote:d2f94]

you might be becoming third?[/quote:d2f94]

Maybe, but at least I'm not ridiculed as much as you two. LOL.

- watching sadomasochism.wmv

[quote="blanco conejo":1df8b]- watching sadomasochism.wmv[/quote:1df8b]

LMFAAAAAAAAO

[16:55] <Stammer> !8 girls dig sadomasochism.wmv
[16:55] <ChanServ> Stammer: Absolutely not.
[16:55] <Tripper> lo
[16:55] <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:55] <Tripper> LMAO
[16:55] <Tripper> link the man
[16:55] <Stammer> its a jesus flick
[16:55] <Stammer> *link removed for obvious reasons*
[16:56] <Tripper> !setinfo <Stammer> sadomasochism.wmv <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:56] -ChanServ- Info  <Stammer> sadomasochism.wmv <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:56] <Tripper> lmfao
[16:56] <Stammer> loool
[16:56] <Tripper> you'll love it, wr
[16:56] <Tripper> <lasagnae> a asshole sucking in air <lasagnae> its breathing for life
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> is that an asshole?
[16:57] <Stammer> its better than alt+z
[16:57] <sttrv> haha
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> what the fuck
[16:57] <Tripper> hahahahaha
[16:57] <Tripper> watch on
[16:57] <Tripper> theres plenty more
[16:57] <Stammer> inflated penis > *
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> penis shock 0-0
[16:57] <Tripper> electrified dancing penis is still my fav
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> wait a minute, this isnt a jesus flick

Not trying harder in school, I guess.

[quote=Tripper]LMFAAAAAAAAO

[16:55] <Stammer> !8 girls dig sadomasochism.wmv
[16:55] <ChanServ> Stammer: Absolutely not.
[16:55] <Tripper> lo
[16:55] <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:55] <Tripper> LMAO
[16:55] <Tripper> link the man
[16:55] <Stammer> its a jesus flick
[16:55] <Stammer> *link removed for obvious reasons*
[16:56] <Tripper> !setinfo <Stammer> sadomasochism.wmv <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:56] -ChanServ- Info  <Stammer> sadomasochism.wmv <White_Rabbit> whats that
[16:56] <Tripper> lmfao
[16:56] <Stammer> loool
[16:56] <Tripper> you'll love it, wr
[16:56] <Tripper> <lasagnae> a asshole sucking in air <lasagnae> its breathing for life
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> is that an asshole?
[16:57] <Stammer> its better than alt+z
[16:57] <sttrv> haha
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> what the fuck
[16:57] <Tripper> hahahahaha
[16:57] <Tripper> watch on
[16:57] <Tripper> theres plenty more
[16:57] <Stammer> inflated penis > *
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> penis shock 0-0
[16:57] <Tripper> electrified dancing penis is still my fav
[16:57] <White_Rabbit> wait a minute, this isnt a jesus flick[/quote:f0292]

LMAO^^^

happy:

Same....and also being shy around girls. Now i wish i would of asked a few girls out ive talked to after HS that said they wanted to date me back than...im a nitwit.

so many times i've wished i had the power of mel gibson in that movie "What Women Want".