I've never really been caught and the only thing I can think that I've gotten in trouble for was back in third grade. We had this reading corner were we all sat for free time and did nothing and in this music book there was a hand that was showing how to play the trumpet (It was a pop up type book) and when you moved his middle finger it looked like he was giving the finger so imitated it, and this faggot gets up runs to the teacher and tells on me, not only did I get viciously yelled at, I got an after school conference and detention, just for imitating a book.

spank:

throwing a snowball at a kid in grade 5 or something. I had to write a 300 word essay on why i threw it.....but the kid that threw the first one at me didnt get shit because the teacher didnt see it. cunt

Im not a daredevil, nor am I perfect, but when I usually do stuff, I hardly ever get caught - that's really cause I dont do it much..

...I remember in 1st grade, after a field trip to Dominos to see how they made pizza (rofl, no kidding - greatest field trip ever), I was done drinking my soda, and I was sitting at a table (Dont put on by calling me a racist after you read this) with three black kids (about the only ones in our entire preppy school). I took my soda can, and said "Im Arnold Schwarzenegger!" and crushed the can. One of the kids yelled out "TEACHER! MATT CALLED ME A NIGGER!".

I had no idea what a "Nigga" meant back then, but I kept defending myself, saying I didnt say it, I really didnt say it. They ended up calling my parents, who put it off as total bs.


See, Im not that adventuristic. The most I've ever been in trouble was just this year at school, while walking into the auditorium, everyone was bunched together at the doorway, so I started spazzing out and yelling and flailing my arms and stuff. Then this teacher grabs me and starts spitting in my face, asking what I was doing. Haha, what was funny is that I that the reason we were going into the auditorium was that I was going to win some scholarship (Which, actually, I didnt...GPA was only 3.2).



I also was, in 7th grade, leaping desk to desk, pretending to be Mario, but somehow I never got in trouble for that, even though the Social Studies teacher saw me do it.


Im a badass. hellfire:

lol! biggrin:

whatever happend to PFC Green spamming the vets forum with news

I think he is POW in Afghanistan.

Thy linketh to thee passage of thou website fails to suceed in brightening my soul.

I'm not even going to explain. -1

I did benadryl.... got fuck up n got in trouble..... hake:

Uh......

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hehehe its fun and the best part is u dont remember a damn thing....

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hehehe its fun and the best part is u dont remember a damn thing....[/quote:930d2]

Lol, but its Allergy Relief.

DIE DIE DIE PIG DIE

Recently at a bar, I let this hot underage girl hide behind me as the Bouncer was scouring the area looking for her. It was obvious she was there, I smiled at him, and he grinned back - Then he kicked me out of the bar for being a "cheeky prick." I spent like half an hour trying to get my friends out of the bar, using my phone but then I just gave up and went home.

I have a terrible memory, but I KNOW there are worse things I've done.

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hehehe its fun and the best part is u dont remember a damn thing....[/quote:dd40b]

noob


i havent anything too insane, and when i do im cautious as to not get caught. i feel ive missed out but it doesnt matter, my parents see me as a good kid which has its benefits. my friends have done some crazy shit that i was partially involved with. one of my friends used to deal mushrooms during class, making for a nice inclass snack... which was fun at the time (and i did realize it was utterly stupid), but a few weeks later our school had a drug bust. the kid was busted with 2 ounces of mushrooms. theres been other hardcore shit my friends have done, the most memorable was when they were busted for stealing a cadillac srx. the craziest shit ive done has mostly been dealing with drugs. oh yeah, i broke a kids arm in a fight back in grade 8 - /me puts on leather jacket and lights a smoke.

I'm not much of a badass...


One of the more lame ones... My friend tagged the side of the school with black white n red spray paint. I saw him later that day (without knowing he did it) and handed me the black and red spray paint, then he ran off.
Later the teacher spelled spray paint, so he checked my bag ( oOo: ) and found the black n red spray paint, I got sent down to the principles office.
I got down there, and not only did I get in trouble for having the spray paint on me, they blamed the tag on me, too. oOo: oOo: oOo:
Later that day, I kicked the shit outta him.



I've gotten caught with pr0n in school, and browsing pr0n on school computers, not that big of a deal.

*This wasnt me*

I was in "Home Economics" class, and we were on the computers, learning how to make brochures, and the kid right by me was looking at nekked pictures of Nelly, legs spread wide open. It was a guy.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":92f09]*This wasnt me*

I was in "Home Economics" class, and we were on the computers, learning how to make brochures, and the kid right by me was looking at nekked pictures of Nelly, legs spread wide open. It was a guy.[/quote:92f09]


oOo:

let's see. i didn't really get in trouble for this but it just went and happened anyway. when i was i believe in 1st grade, i was in a private school. i had a usually nice teacher for whatever class it was, but one day, she decided to sit her fat obese ass into one of the tiny chairs for the kids and she got stuck. she got up with the chair stuck on her ass and everyone laughed. i giggled, and yet out of all the kids in my class, she chose me to make an example of and she slapped me in the face annoy:

another time i sorta got in trouble was i think i was in the 4th grade, i was in the "yard" of the school and it had rained pretty heavily before and there was this huge lake-like puddle. my friends and i stood around it just hangin out and for some stupid reason, this blonde white girl called jennifer thinks its funny to try and push me into the ocean of a puddle. i was stronger than she was so i just stood there and watched her struggle to try and push me in till i was bored and moved aside quickly and she fell face 1st into the puddle. my friends and i couldn't stop laughing, especially since she considered herself to be lil miss perfect innocent and she wore all white that day :) so she got me called into the principles office and my mom had to come and deal with them. my friends ended up tossing some water at me before hand though so it looked as though she wet me too so i said she pushed me in 1st and thats how i got wet, etc, she got in more trouble.

Hmmm...


Being escorted from 4th period history by a schools in house police officer, only to be susspended later that day. For requesting a teacher give me the reason why i was being asked to leave his class.

Now granted i had been kicked out of his class everyday for something like 3-4 weeks. But damnit, i wanted a reason that time.

I stole a road map of Michigan from a gas station by me when I was like 6 or 7, My mom made me take it back and then I had to write I will not steal 200 times and post it on the fridge so everyone who came over could see it.


also
my cousin and I would fuck with the loss prevention at meijer(like a walmart)
we would grab a bunch of cds and walk around with them till we found out who the LP was then we would cross aisles and trade em so our stacks would get smaller, then we would hide them all in like the furniture dept so we didnt have shit on us and they would always come up and hassle us and accuse us of stealing then we would be like fuck you we just put them down and show them right where we put them and then they would just kick us out

Haha, when I was young I used to always get into trouble at grocery stores.

I remember when I was just at five, I used to always go to grocery stores in bury the bean scoopers. Thing was, I always thought I was a genius when doing this, cause I made a huge pile of beans, but never put the shovel there. Where it was really low, I'd bury the shovel.

Well, the butcher spotted me, and asked me where the shovel was, but before I even answered, he started digging into the big pile. I laughed so hard, but the my dad pulled me away, telling the guy sorry as he then took me and locked me up inside the cart.


I also saw some thing on Sesame Street this one time, where they were making music by banging on garbage cans and doors and stuff, so when I went to the grocery store, I took these coconuts and started banging them together. I broke one, and my dad paid for it, then sent me to wait in the car while I cried like crazy.

I used to always pop the vegetable bags, too. I bet everyones done that.

I broke a girl's arm in a game of RedRover once

Well arent you as cool as Fonzi hake:

EDIT: fo cracks n weeds da combinations mades my eyes bleeds

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You're an ass.

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hmmm. well I took all the electronics out of the chem lab while the teacher was gone. this ammounted to about 20 cellphones (students), 24 Ti-83 calculators, 4 pencil sharpeners, the electric stapler, 4 computer mice, 4 keyboards, and the monitor cable. Added in I also took all the dry erase markers. I then put them all inside the teachers filing cabnet. Best part was someone else was blamed for it.

I do have plans for some really good senior pranks.

....what'd you do that for? Half of these pranks were for laughs, but this one is just oOo:

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....what'd you do that for? Half of these pranks were for laughs, but this one is just oOo:[/quote:13274]

cause I felt like it.

One of my senior pranks is going to be painting over all the lines in the parking lot. Then moving them 2 feet closer. Hilarity ensues. Im also going to tap into the school broadcasting system and play some Shebe porn.

back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":6743f]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:6743f]

crack whores annoy:

Have fun comitting a felony.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":a185c]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:a185c]
sounds like something that would happen to me

[quote=GenBlackJackal]sounds like something that would happen to me[/quote:460f1]

That's fucking stupid.

Seems like everyone around here has some fucked up story about ultra-political correctness biting them in the ass.

Nothing outrageous like that has ever happened to me.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e86f3]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:e86f3]

Wow that story is strikingly similar to the one I'm about to tell...

Last year my Sophomore year in High school I had a Geometry teacher, and during class she wanted to come up with a word problem in which you needed to solve for area, perimeter, and whatever else you wanted. I didn't really give a shit so I made simple, bullshitish problem, it went something like this...

"Peter Perfect is building a giant triangle for no reason whatsoever. He wishes to cover the triangle in kitten fur, again for no real reason. However he needs to find the area of the triangle in order to do this. Peter is feeling bored this day so he also wants to find the perimeter and volume of the triangle, just for fun. Find the area, perimeter, and volume of peters triangle."

The next day I get into class the lady wanted to talk to me and she said she was offended by it, and at first I though she meant the kitten fur so I told her "Oh the kitten fur? Sorry I didn't know you were an animal person." and she told me that wasn't it. So I though a little harder and it finally dawned on me that she though I meant triangle as pussy and kitten fur as pubes. So I was not only wierded out that a teacher had approached me about it but that she looked that deeply into it. She told me that since I was the only good student in the class (The class was full of fucking retard seniors and juniors.) that she wouldn't take it to the office. Low and behold the next day I'm down in the office. The VP says to me "To be honest kid when she gave it to me I didn't know what the problem was until she explained it." and he let me off the hook.

Now that I think about it was pretty obvious but I really didn’t notice at all.

Edit : The word problem I just typed was a loose recalling of it, I left out all the math on purpose.

Another similar thing happened but it was more me being stupid this time however. For my computers class, our final project was that we had to develop a website for our made up businesses. For mine I did a very professional website for my mail order brides business called "Bobs Broads". In the middle of my final exam I hear my named yelled so I go up to the teacher’s desk to get yelled at for it and how he was sending it to the office. Thankfully it was the last day of the year and I was grade 12 so nothing ever came of it. I think that’s the only time iv ever had a teacher flip on me during the last day of the year. I deserved to get yelled at for that one though.