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Stammer 09-14-2005 08:27 PM
[quote=Himmler]
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":6c37a][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[img]
i just threw up my smoothie[/quote:6c37a]

WHAT YOU SAY?!

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-14-2005 08:41 PM
[quote=Stammer]
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":9ab4a][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[img]
i just threw up my smoothie
WHAT YOU SAY?![/quote:9ab4a]

You have no chance to survive make your time.


Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Jotun 09-14-2005 09:54 PM
why are you telling us this?

Milla 09-14-2005 11:11 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":5a590]fat chicks need love too[/quote:5a590]

just not from me

Doctor Duffy 09-14-2005 11:17 PM
Satisfy you're hunger with a SNICKERS.

But in you're case...... biggrin:

TodzumPapst 09-14-2005 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

oOo:

Short Hand 09-15-2005 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by TodzumPapst
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

oOo:
Fuck dude... how are you going to find a "X"...... a "Q"........ ed:

Vance 09-15-2005 01:38 AM
Quatifah?

Short Hand 09-15-2005 01:48 AM
GIVE HER A NICKNAME... ITS NOT REALLY CHEATING...

Tripper 09-15-2005 02:14 AM
Fatties eeeew...Condoms suck, I hope you didn't use one......LOL. dance:

Arkan 09-15-2005 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance
You probably have HIV.
If thats the case, so does your mom.

dr nein 09-15-2005 03:48 AM
cliche

Eight Ace 09-15-2005 05:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?

Vance 09-15-2005 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
You probably have HIV.
If thats the case, so does your mom.
LOL a mom joke rock:

lasagna 09-15-2005 10:56 PM
More cusion for the pushin bud

Michael 09-15-2005 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by lasagna
More cusion for the pushin bud
i take it you've fucked obese women before? ed:

CoMaToSe 09-16-2005 02:51 AM
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....

KTOG 09-16-2005 12:08 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":e4b66]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?[/quote:e4b66]

She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.

lasagna 09-16-2005 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me

Eight Ace 09-16-2005 09:09 PM
[quote=KTOG]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":927c5
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?
She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.[/quote:927c5]
quit beefin KTOG...at least you got to practice your sky-diving manoeuvres without leaving the room.

Eight Ace 09-16-2005 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me
biggrin:

CoMaToSe 09-16-2005 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me
I know your like 15, and have acne

Blase 09-16-2005 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me
I know your like 15, and have acne
Aren't you 14?

dr nein 09-16-2005 10:29 PM
seeing comatose attempt to flame people is the highlight of my day.

Jin-Roh 09-16-2005 10:40 PM
[quote="dr nein":78dcc]seeing comatose attempt to flame people is the highlight of my day.[/quote:78dcc]
it burns my fucking eyes

the second i started reading his flame, BAM! eyes start burning.

TodzumPapst 09-16-2005 10:45 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":a6c97][quote="dr nein":a6c97]seeing comatose attempt to flame people is the highlight of my day.[/quote:a6c97]
it burns my fucking eyes

the second i started reading his flame, BAM! eyes start burning.[/quote:a6c97]

Totally agreed Jin-Roh....

KTOG 09-16-2005 10:45 PM
I have AIDs

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

lasagna 09-16-2005 11:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me
I know your like 15, and have acne
stfu ive never posted a pic

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-16-2005 11:12 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":df283][quote="dr nein":df283]seeing comatose attempt to flame people is the highlight of my day.[/quote:df283]
it burns my fucking eyes

the second i started reading his flame, BAM! eyes start burning.[/quote:df283] oOo:

Tripper 09-16-2005 11:53 PM
super fly cock fluster

Sgt. Paine 09-17-2005 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KTOG
I have AIDs

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
You're welcome.


btw its AIDS

CoMaToSe 09-17-2005 02:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me
I know your like 15, and have acne
stfu ive never posted a pic
Loooo and thats exactly how I know. biggrin:

armed.zip 09-17-2005 03:11 AM
funny stuff!....i wouldnt fuck no girl that her snatch smells nasty. and i just let a fat girl give me some head. anyone with aids...damn



rock: hellfire: rock: hellfire: rock: hellfire: rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-17-2005 06:54 AM
u know how difficult it is to dance with a bon0r?

dr nein 09-17-2005 07:08 AM
die die everybody

elstatec 09-17-2005 07:12 AM
ARGHHH ACIDDD IN ME EYEZZZZZZ

dr nein 09-17-2005 07:19 AM
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