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Trunks 09-18-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

happy:

yODa 09-18-2005 09:00 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":70dd7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackJackal
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.


[img]http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Documents/terminator-2.jpg[/img]

IT IS JUDGEMENT DAY.[/quote:70dd7]


That quote is from Star Wars about Vader.

Mr.Buttocks 09-18-2005 10:39 AM

Kofi Annan.

Crazy Canadian 09-18-2005 01:30 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":e7e0c][quote="Crazy Canadian":e7e0c]Well you see, Canadians aren't stupid...Americans, however... biggrin:[/quote:e7e0c]
Canada's military is the UNs bitch there always deployed somewhere[/quote:e7e0c]

well i'm not gonna turn this into a political debate but your dumbass, i'm out.

Tripper 09-18-2005 02:32 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":bc61c][quote="Eight Ace":bc61c][quote="Jimmy Paterson":bc61c]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:bc61c]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the marijuana big time.[/quote:bc61c]
i've never smoked in my life, and i NEVER will, so no[/quote:bc61c]

I'm coming to your house to inject THC into your blood. In your sleep.


...Never say never.

Jimmy Paterson 09-23-2005 09:56 PM

alright I finally have a surgery date, Oct. 10th

Eight Ace 09-23-2005 10:25 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":82fb0]alright I finally have a surgery date, Oct. 10th[/quote:82fb0]
great news Jimmy, make sure to spark up a pre-op blunt. beer:

armed.zip 09-24-2005 12:18 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e174b][quote="Jimmy Paterson":e174b]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:e174b]


Fuck the marines. Just buy a plane ticket to Baghdad and do some freelance soldiering.[/quote:e174b]

woohoo! rock: rock: rock: rock: rock: rock:

armed.zip 09-24-2005 12:24 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":1562d][quote="Eight Ace":1562d][quote="Jimmy Paterson":1562d]the only reason they would leave it in in this case is cause they are to lasy to take it out, so ya....its coming out[/quote:1562d]
you're gonna experience some pain with that Jimmy, so I'd
recommend really getting stuck into the marijuana big time.[/quote:1562d]
i've never smoked in my life, and i NEVER will, so no[/quote:1562d]
whoa! so harsh. marijuana is your friend...mary jane dosent hate.

Jimmy Paterson 09-24-2005 10:22 AM

im not gonna smoke you guys give it up

Tripper 09-24-2005 02:49 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":ae8f9]im not gonna smoke you guys give it up[/quote:ae8f9]

You so will

Pyro 09-24-2005 02:50 PM

Ill smoke a joint with ya Jimmy, you seem very eager to do it.

Tripper 09-24-2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Ill smoke a joint with ya Jimmy, you seem very eager to do it.

Now here's a jimmyjoke about ya mamma that ya might not liek.

Jimmy Paterson 09-24-2005 03:52 PM

ill never smoke

Nyck 09-24-2005 03:54 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":e90e5]ill never smoke[/quote:e90e5]

Hes gonna become the biggest pothead out of anyone in AA/gf1 history

Jimmy Paterson 09-24-2005 03:57 PM

I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it

Eight Ace 09-24-2005 04:01 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":46418]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:46418]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:

KTOG 09-24-2005 04:13 PM

The doctor my prescribe you medicinal marijuana.

Mr.Buttocks 09-24-2005 04:31 PM

I'm collecting GFD to pay for Jimmy's operation. Please click the "Donate" link in my profile on the left, and give generously.







<------------------ Think of Jimmy.

Stammer 09-24-2005 04:36 PM

Buttocks needs a bigger army.

freak:



calmdown:

Mr.Buttocks 09-24-2005 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Buttocks needs a bigger army.

freak:



calmdown:


Hand over your GFD. When 'The Jimmy Fund' gets to 100,000GFD we'll be able to upgrade the lad's penis. dance:

Short Hand 09-24-2005 05:15 PM

CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG

Jimmy Paterson 09-24-2005 05:24 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":595db][quote="Jimmy Paterson":595db]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:595db]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:595db]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
________________________________________

plus my penis is fine

Short Hand 09-24-2005 05:26 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11][quote="Eight Ace":a2b11][quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:a2b11]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:a2b11]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
________________________________________

plus my penis is fine[/quote:a2b11]


CHITTY FUCk amg lozo publacasominopasooo

Jimmy Paterson 09-25-2005 02:21 PM

what the fuck does that mean??? if I get to keep the shit they take out ill take pics and post it

Jimmy Paterson 10-09-2005 09:02 AM

ok surgery is tomorrow at 10:30 am CST, wish me luck ladies.

CoMaToSe 10-09-2005 09:49 AM

good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-09-2005 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:

no zipper could hold your incredible brisket basket

Jimmy Paterson 10-11-2005 08:39 AM

those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!!

Sgt&gt;Stackem 10-11-2005 08:57 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9f193]those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!![/quote:9f193]


there are very strict guidelines on how they handle boi-hazarous material. They cant go around giving away implants that have human fluids on them. That is a bio-hazard

TonyMontana 10-11-2005 02:10 PM

i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..

geRV 10-11-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..

What eye is it thats being worked on? Besides looking stoned to the gills in that pic in the pic thread your right eye looked ok.

And purple sunglasses = [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/bigeyes.gif[/img]

TonyMontana 10-11-2005 02:16 PM

its my right eye, the one that got fucked in the accident. and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it

geRV 10-11-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it

LIES theyre fucking pink\purple\homoerectus. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/SPANKY.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/angst.gif[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 10-11-2005 03:01 PM

[img]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~kittkatt5/images/operation%20all%20game%20copy.jpg[/img]

Tripper 10-11-2005 03:11 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4bce3][img]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~kittkatt5/images/operation%20all%20game%20copy.jpg[/img][/quote:4bce3]

THE CHARLIE HORSE ITS TRUE

Himmler 10-11-2005 03:34 PM

good luck jimmay

Jimmy Paterson 10-11-2005 10:39 PM

I dont handle morphine very well, it made me feel sick

Tripper 10-12-2005 12:11 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":3b264]I dont handle morphine very well, it made me feel sick[/quote:3b264]

pussy.

i shoot it down my peehole for pleasure

CoMaToSe 10-12-2005 01:29 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3bd31][img]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~kittkatt5/images/operation%20all%20game%20copy.jpg[/img][/quote:3bd31]
I see nip...

And trip, the tear duct is the place to shoot it


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