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aren't you grounded? wtf are you doing on the webz
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well it did for Monica Lewinsky HAHAHA |
Uninstall AA.
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If I didn't do shit around the house, I wouldn't have a house.
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I've never been grounded, ever. Only restriction. "Worst" punishment = Getting "my" car taken away.
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ok, im grounded off my computer, not other peoples, so im using my neighbors........
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sad..
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[quote="Jimmy Paterson":22d83]ok, im grounded off my computer, not other peoples, so im using my neighbors........[/quote:22d83]
I assume your repaying the neighbors by helping out with the chores around their house? |
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":b40bf]well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:[/quote:b40bf]
god damn, i got to say...i fucking respect the brutal honesty of this post....i have a new found respect for you JP. i am super drunk right now though, but shit, i have immaculate typing skillz when im loaded. beer: |
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zing!
so i was at this bar the elbow room in chicago....... my friend is a school teacher, and all of her GORGEOUS school teacher friends show up. i had never met them before....3 out of the 4 were just amazing... i wish i had pics. anywhoo i start vibing with one, her name is johanna. she is down, i ask her if she wants to go somewhere else after this bar we are at....she says "ya, you pic kthe place..." im like yes...im in. 10 minutes later after talking with her girlfriends she is playing a differnt tune. " iactualy have to go home with my friends, and hang out at their place...sorry" what is this shit? god i cant stand this, i call it ' non horny drunk friends are jealous of hitting on a hot guy like me syndrome' fuck it, im going to t o go pass out and think about what could have happened and torture myself about it all weekend. ive had a few tooo many tongiht so fuck off beer: |
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[quote="Jimmy Paterson":550bc]ok, im grounded off my computer, not other peoples, so im using my neighbors........[/quote:550bc]
wtf, you have a problem, admit it, you little bitch u r addicted to ur computah oOo: |
...raped
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worst attempt ever of trying to impress internet peoplz how 1337 your mac daddy skillz are.
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[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9b483]ok, im grounded off my computer, not other peoples, so im using my neighbors........[/quote:9b483]
soo you've gone to your neighbours to post on gf1.com?? oOo: You're 18, dont have a job, no school/college, refuse to do chores. You deserve everything you get. rolleyes: |
lol @ pic
i need to stay away from the fucking keyboard when i beer: loney: |
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[quote:ddb8d][13:35] Poseidon: thought u was bant from your pc?
[13:35] [1Cav]Paterson: im at my nrighbors [13:35] [1Cav]Paterson: lol [13:35] Poseidon: oh [13:41] [1Cav]Paterson: deserve what? [13:41] Poseidon: :D [13:41] Poseidon: being a bum and getting bant off your pc :P [13:41] [1Cav]Paterson: lol [13:42] [1Cav]Paterson: a clan mate of mine is gonna build me a loaner I can borrow and put in my room with out my moms knowledge [13:42] [1Cav]Paterson: I just gotta figure out how to hook up the net without her knowing [13:42] Poseidon: lol[/quote:ddb8d] |
You're such a fag...
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Hide your new pc in a shoebox |
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Get a laptop and use wireless, cuntass.
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why not go... outside?
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you're doing the right thing Jimmy, use you're neighbours intraweb, get your buddy to build
a loaner pc, smuggle it into your room, do whatever it takes...but do not, I repeat DO NOT help your mum out with one or two chores, after all, what has that whiney bitch ever done for you. |
[quote="Eight Ace":48feb]you're doing the right thing Jimmy, use you're neighbours intraweb, get your buddy to build
a loaner pc, smuggle it into your room, do whatever it takes...but do not, I repeat DO NOT help your mum out with one or two chores, after all, what has that whiney bitch ever done for you.[/quote:48feb]HERE HERE! dance: |
Jimmy, what's your Moms e-mail address so I can prank her?
mwah: |
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I do all kinds of stuff around the house, just not the dishes.............cause I hate doing them.......
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[quote="Jimmy Paterson":cbe88]I do all kinds of stuff around the house, just not the dishes.............cause I hate doing them.......[/quote:cbe88]
wow *BADASS ALERT* |
unbelievable
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LOL
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You go to a lot of lengths to use a fucking computer...hell...you're allowed to do whatever else you're allowed to do...so go do that...or do you even know what outside looks like?
Buy your parents a dishwasher...then all ya gotta do is clean em off and put em in. |
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Jimmy's computer ban (and possibly upgrade his graphics card) whist she is basking in the afterglow |
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.
As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard. 1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though. 2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities 3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Simple enough....ya think ?? |
arkan beats his children
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