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Blase 12-24-2005 02:03 AM

All I wanted for christmas was Forte. I do hope he delievers.

Michael 12-24-2005 02:03 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":cfdeb]
..don't like the Simpsons ones.. loney:[/quote:cfdeb]ok, gimme a minute, i'll find something...
ok, how's this
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Mikeym1979/ball1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Mikeym1979/ball2.jpg[/img]

Madmartagen 12-24-2005 02:57 AM

my turn, my turn, what did you get me?

Forte 12-24-2005 03:29 AM

I got you an xbox360.
[img]http://www.butterflysmasher.com/images/Images/FlashedOut/Yboy.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 12-24-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
my turn, my turn, what did you get me?

annoy: ..I wouldn't be holding out much hope for anything decent from that bastard,

but cheer up cobber!, here's a box of festive treats from yours truly!

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/clas.jpg[/img] beer:

Poseidon 12-24-2005 04:27 AM

waht you get me??

Forte 12-24-2005 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
waht you get me??

stole my friends dads BMW M5 for ya!
http://l1-a.net/bmw/M5.jpg

Himmler 12-24-2005 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
waht you get me??

stole my friends dads BMW M5 for ya!
http://l1-a.net/bmw/M5.jpg

and you give me a cd lamp. plzdie:

CoMaToSe 12-24-2005 06:10 AM

Forte, what do I get?

geRV 12-24-2005 06:13 AM

This oughta be good. oOo: spank:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-24-2005 07:42 AM

what did i get dance:

Mr.Buttocks 12-24-2005 08:02 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":13592]what did i get dance:[/quote:13592]


[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=24707&sid=75686909f c1aad0f60e98a7d63d3fed3"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/prof ... 7d63d3fed3[/url] eek:

Nyck 12-24-2005 09:12 AM

What'd I get?
















waits for obligtory nascar related item

Whatada 12-24-2005 09:54 AM

happy:


Wuddiget?

anti 12-24-2005 10:20 AM

you guys got material possessions, i got a women biggrin:
"drink this eggnog bitch"

Sgt>Stackem 12-24-2005 10:39 AM

since your in the gift giving mood, what did I get?

Sgt. Paine 12-24-2005 10:53 AM

What did i get forte?

Jimmy Paterson 12-24-2005 11:01 AM

what did you get me forte?

Jakke 12-24-2005 11:23 AM

Forte, what did u get for me ?

and you should die if you get me razor blades

Simo Häyhä 12-24-2005 11:36 AM

can anyone buy me the cure for lonliness spank:

Jakke 12-24-2005 11:41 AM

a ticket outside

Judas 12-24-2005 04:34 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c7ed4]can anyone buy me the cure for lonliness spank:[/quote:c7ed4][img]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md15.jpg[/img]


ps: holy christ at how real she fuking looks

[url="http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG"]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG[/url]

guarnere 12-24-2005 04:40 PM

HAHAHA!

Forte, what'd you get me?!?!

Simo Häyhä 12-24-2005 04:42 PM

[quote=Judas][quote="Simo Häyhä":ded39]can anyone buy me the cure for lonliness spank:[/quote][img]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md15.jpg[/img]


ps: holy christ at how real she fuking looks

[url="http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG"]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG[/url][/quote:ded39]
love you

Poseidon 12-24-2005 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
waht you get me??

stole my friends dads BMW M5 for ya!
http://l1-a.net/bmw/M5.jpg

rock:

Coulda given me a m3 tho rolleyes: Still a m5 is good enough biggrin:

12-24-2005 05:02 PM

What did you get me, forte?

Mr.Buttocks 12-24-2005 05:03 PM

[quote=Judas][quote="Simo Häyhä":69e31]can anyone buy me the cure for lonliness spank:[/quote]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md15.jpg


ps: holy christ at how real she fuking looks

[url="http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG"]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG[/url][/quote:69e31]



lol wtf oOo:

I played with the doll configurator; my fantasy doll is going to cost me $6,499.00 cry:

Airborne Butters 12-24-2005 05:24 PM

I want something!

Jakke 12-24-2005 05:26 PM

you can have my love oOo:

Johnj 12-24-2005 05:39 PM

What did you get for me? biggrin:

Jakke 12-24-2005 05:42 PM

again, what do i get?

Judas 12-24-2005 05:50 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":19d7c][quote=Judas][quote="Simo Häyhä":19d7c]can anyone buy me the cure for lonliness spank:[/quote]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md15.jpg


ps: holy christ at how real she fuking looks

[url="http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG"]http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/Jenny20.JPG[/url][/quote:19d7c]



lol wtf oOo:

I played with the doll configurator; my fantasy doll is going to cost me $6,499.00 cry:[/quote:19d7c]


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Forte 12-24-2005 07:17 PM

Ok sorry for not replying. Gimmie a few minutes to fetch the gifts.

Forte 12-24-2005 07:46 PM

Coma, I got you a home lypo. kit:
[img]http://www.1st-in-vacuum-cleaners.com/client_images/dirt-devil.jpg[/img]

Gerv I got you 5000 of these bad boys:
[img]http://itc.ua/img/dpk/2002/5/!mx440.jpg[/img]
put em all toghether and built the best graphics card.
[img]http://www.associatedbag.com/images/catalog/GENBURLP3_200.jpg[/img]
also this. that plastic bag was triflin'

Blitz I got you a Red Ryder BB Gun!
[img]http://www.ducatalog.com/catalog/images/du/6D-618006.jpg[/img]

Buttocks I got you a mullet wig!
[img]http://www.akrondesign.com/foundation/images/items/mullet265brn.jpg[/img]
red neck guy included.

Nyck I got you a few of these posters for your office:
[img]http://images.demotivation.com/products/demotivators/adversity.jpg[/img]
and this poster
[img]http://www.thelindaconnection.com/images/LindaCalendarCover_sm.jpg[/img]

Whatada I got you a few new guitars:
[img]http://216.73.101.101/images/les_pauls.JPG[/img]

Stackem I got you an ogygen tank as you will be needing it in a few years:
[img]http://www.orilliapower.ca/oxygen%20tank.jpeg[/img]
and this awesome go cart.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/jussthatsum1/pictures%204%20modblog/hoverround_300w.jpg[/img]

Paine I got you a box of used condoms. make some balloon animals with them.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/A_Nimal/condom-used.jpg[/img]

Patterson I got you a gun.
[img]http://www.revolution.lv/i/art/1747-light%20gun.jpg[/img]
and one bullet.
[img]http://www.bulletforge.com/images/silver_bullets/45_70_swc_silver_bullet.jpg[/img]
I trust you wont miss your own head.

Jakke I got you a razr.
[img]http://www.coolhunting.com/images/Razr-Opnd.jpg[/img]

Simo I can cure your lonleyness.
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006DS30U.01-A2TALYU5YTBQT6._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img]

Judas I got you a season passes to museums in New York.
and some plane tickets.

Guar I got you some serum that turns everyone around you into Zombies.
[img]http://vacuette.gbo.com/tube.serum.jpg[/img]
ask Jimmy if you can use his gun when he is done with it.

Acideyez I got you a crowbar so you can act like Gordon Freeman.
[img]http://www.weprintcolor.com/stockimages/construction/images/Black%20metal%20crowbar.jpg[/img]
and some of these to complete the illusion.
[img]http://www.akrondesign.com/foundation/images/items/nerdglasses.jpg[/img]

Butters I got you a statue carved out of butter.
[img]http://www.jimvictor.com/AssetsFood/jimriceback.jpg[/img]

John J I got you a taser so you wont have to carry around that gun.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Taser.jpg[/img]

Merry Xmas to all!

Jakke 12-24-2005 07:52 PM

i have that cellphone allready eek:

Forte 12-24-2005 07:55 PM

well im sorry I thought I was being clever cry:

Jakke 12-24-2005 08:00 PM

i want something else cry:

Nyck 12-24-2005 08:25 PM

sexy posters rock:

Forte 12-24-2005 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
i want something else cry:

fine I got you a nice headset for it.
[img]http://www.noelheikkinen.com/images/cellphone.jpg[/img]

Nyck 12-24-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke
i want something else cry:

fine I got you a nice headset for it.
[img]http://www.noelheikkinen.com/images/cellphone.jpg[/img]

damn! that thing is tight as a 10 yr old


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