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Unknown_Sniper 01-07-2006 02:20 PM

hey he was drunk, doesnt remember, his friends were probably drunk too = Haley Berry.

Zap. USMC 01-09-2006 02:22 AM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Zap. USMC":79478
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:79478]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare

01-09-2006 03:15 AM

[quote="Zap. USMC":1b31c][quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Zap. USMC":1b31c
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:1b31c]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:1b31c]

not when its fucking crumbling apart...

Zap. USMC 01-09-2006 06:55 AM

hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:

dr nein 01-09-2006 07:09 AM

[quote="Zap. USMC":1f5c0]hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:[/quote:1f5c0]

that doesn't get you points in my book

stick it in her butt

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-09-2006 09:15 AM

[quote="dr nein":dc9d4][quote="Zap. USMC":dc9d4]hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:[/quote:dc9d4]

that doesn't get you points in my book

stick it in her butt[/quote:dc9d4]

just made me snort my tea...

I feel your pain Zap, I had a similar encounter, tho the bish came right outta no where & molested me when I was drunk... I thought I could depend on my dear friends but they just took photographs of the unfortunate incident & then posted it on the internet cuss: cuss: cuss:

p.s, I woulda run over the kids head

CoMaToSe 01-09-2006 09:37 AM

[quote="Zap. USMC":0b52d][quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Zap. USMC":0b52d
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:0b52d]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:0b52d]
pussy has no face

Nyck 01-09-2006 10:26 AM

[quote="Zap. USMC":f0adb][quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Zap. USMC":f0adb
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:f0adb]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:f0adb]


enjoy all the VD n00b.

TodzumPapst 01-09-2006 03:55 PM

[quote=Acideyez][quote="Zap. USMC":0ccac]
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Zap. USMC":0ccac
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:0ccac]

not when its fucking crumbling apart...[/quote:0ccac]

eek:

Arkan 01-09-2006 05:22 PM

Fuck that little kid. He'll grow up to be a terrorist anyway.

Milla 01-09-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Fuck that little kid. He'll grow up to be a terrorist anyway.

happy:

Zap. USMC 01-10-2006 03:52 AM

what's wrong with a crumbling vagina when you're a necrophiliac?? biggrin:

The Aussies would yell a "cadence" on the liberty bus back from town that was rather disgusting.. it was called "Jack the necrophiliac" look it up online, I think someone recorded a audio of it lol


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