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Zoner 01-13-2006 07:49 AM

Ok, seriously now...ahem.

I don't see a problem with dating someone from work. If it doesn't work out, fuck it.

The best thing you can do on your date is have a plan and be decisive. There's nothing worse than a wishy-washy fucker who says nothing but "I dunno...what do you wanna do?" Chicks HATE that.

You can have a few suggestions for things to do and ask her if she has anything she wants to do. If she does, do 'em...if she doesn't, do your list of things.

Dinner and a movie is a classic combo. Beforehand, you can hit some stores, go for coffee, play mini-golf (indoor this time o' year obviously)...just hang out and look generally interested in her.

Listen to her, ask questions...they love that kind of attention.

Then, after all's said and done, ream her like a lime.

Bleuachdu 01-13-2006 08:52 AM

The one piece of advise I'd give is to avoid a long first date. You said 12 hours... wtf m8? It's better to leave here (and yourself) wanting more at the end of the first date than to both be sick of each other. Plus, things might not go so well, and if you've made plans to spend 8 hours together, you'll both hate each other by the end of the night.

Like Zoner said, have a plan and be decisive. Just make sure the plan doesn't include 134984 hours of stuff to do.

KTOG 01-13-2006 09:23 AM

Make sure she doesn't have a penis, then consult for my advice.

Doctor Duffy 01-13-2006 05:20 PM

Nice job scoring on a dude.

Poseidon 01-13-2006 05:47 PM

Yeah, i was like "seriously wtf - 12 hour date??" But she was like yeah, i wanna spend alot of time with you. Geesh I didnt know I was that good to be with happy:

Yeah coffee sounds nice too!

Short Hand 01-13-2006 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
deys dem fings wif baginas in em innit

yeh

Eight Ace 01-13-2006 06:30 PM

just to re-cap on my earlier advice:-

[img]http://blacktable.com/images/0601pics/laid/boobgrab.jpg[/img]

tomxtr 01-13-2006 07:30 PM

I'm married to someone from work (old job) and I'll probably find my 2nd wife from work too. beer:

Doctor Duffy 01-13-2006 07:34 PM

I've yet to get a girlfriend...

... I'm still watching the audition tapes.

01-13-2006 08:05 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a19f6]I've yet to get a girlfriend...

... I'm still watching the audition tapes.[/quote:a19f6]

did your hand get amputated?

Eight Ace 01-13-2006 08:16 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ea9a1]I've yet to get a girlfriend...
[/quote:ea9a1]
yeah but when u do find someone you really care for...u will be like, SO ready to bust a nut in her box, eh?! beer:

Doctor Duffy 01-13-2006 09:17 PM

By advice of EightAce, I will rape my first girlfriend.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-13-2006 09:19 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e91a8]By advice of EightAce, I will EAT my first girlfriend.[/quote:e91a8] ed:

Unknown_Sniper 01-13-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
Yeah, i was like "seriously wtf - 12 hour date??" But she was like yeah, i wanna spend alot of time with you. Geesh I didnt know I was that good to be with happy:

Yeah coffee sounds nice too!

12 hours is a long time. If you know hwo to give massages and give them well, then I suggest not filling all 12 hours, then give her a simple shoulder rub, say her shoulders are tight and ask her if she wants a full massage. Tell her you can give her one if you only had a bed or something, go back to your place or hers once that shirt comes off, the bra is "in the way" then you are basically gold if you work it right. rock:

Poseidon 01-14-2006 05:01 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":c4d49]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
Yeah, i was like "seriously wtf - 12 hour date??" But she was like yeah, i wanna spend alot of time with you. Geesh I didnt know I was that good to be with happy:

Yeah coffee sounds nice too!

12 hours is a long time. If you know hwo to give massages and give them well, then I suggest not filling all 12 hours, then give her a simple shoulder rub, say her shoulders are tight and ask her if she wants a full massage. Tell her you can give her one if you only had a bed or something, go back to your place or hers once that shirt comes off, the bra is "in the way" then you are basically gold if you work it right. rock:[/quote:c4d49]

Hah. Pity I dont know how to give massages :(

Guess I've got a week to learn biggrin:

dr nein 01-14-2006 06:09 AM

just make sure she's positioned for easy anal entry during the "massage"

elstatec 01-14-2006 08:49 AM

fatty.


city owned your boys today mick.

Poseidon 01-14-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
fatty.


city owned your boys today mick.

I know I bet my mate a 5 pints over this match too!! cry: cry: cry:

I just hope he forgets about it happy: Although its doubtfull

RaNgeR 01-14-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Now that you went out and breached that advice, may i offer you this. Take her to dinner and to a "girl" movie. Forget King Kong and Jar Head. Find some dopey assed love story kinda movie. During the sensitive part, place you arm around her.

After the movie, if she invites you in, just follow her lead. Good luck and keep us posted.

best advice

Poseidon 01-17-2006 02:20 AM

Well as my date is working on saturday we have had to rarrange the date to today. So wish moi luck rock:

Mr.Buttocks 01-17-2006 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
Well as my date is working on saturday we have had to rarrange the date to today. So wish moi luck rock:


Try breaking the ice by asking her if she's had an HIV test recently.

Poseidon 01-17-2006 03:33 PM

Well just finished the night, gotta say it was fantastic!

Started the date going into town, looked around a few shops, bought her a small braclett, We then went to get some coffee. Had a nice long chat there. And to warm up abit (its freezing next to the sea).

After this we went to a italian restaurant, started holding hands on the way to the restaurant, we had a lovely meal there, we both had lasagne, then a apple crumble for dessert. I insisted on paying for the meal, of which she didnt like at all.

After this we went to watch "Just like heaven" Really good film and was fantastic romantic film... perfect for our date! I again payed for the tickets and my drink, she refused my offer to buy her a drink, but ended up buying her own just before going in. After that we wondered around again, before taking her back home and ending the night with a nice kiss!

biggrin:

CoMaToSe 01-17-2006 03:38 PM

YAY FOR POSEIDON!!!! You is teh roxxors. rock:

Unknown_Sniper 01-17-2006 03:59 PM

gj. Although I would have restrained from buy her the bracelett.

Tripper 01-17-2006 03:59 PM

Nice1 duder - Sounds like shes gonna call you back.... freak:

Poseidon 01-17-2006 04:10 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2c04b]gj. Although I would have restrained from buy her the bracelett.[/quote:2c04b]

it was an inexpensive item, she liked it.

I'm chatting to her on msn right now, So all is good! Already talks of our next kiss biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper 01-17-2006 04:14 PM

[quote=Poseidon]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":a57b6
gj. Although I would have restrained from buy her the bracelett.

it was an inexpensive item, she liked it.

I'm chatting to her on msn right now, So all is good! Already talks of our next kiss biggrin:[/quote:a57b6]
Still, doesnt matter abotu the price, its the thought. And even though it was a nice thing to do I would have waited a date or two. either way, glad to see its working out between you two.

Nyck 01-17-2006 04:28 PM

pics or stfu biggrin:

anti 01-17-2006 04:45 PM

poseidon is one smooth cat

Poseidon 01-17-2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
pics or stfu biggrin:

I aint posting pics to you horny fuckers happy:

Zoner 01-17-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
pics or stfu biggrin:

I aint posting pics to you horny fuckers happy:

Good call.

Glad everything went smoooooothly. Next date: In the butt.

elstatec 01-17-2006 05:51 PM

wtf you bought her a bracelet on your first date oOo:



anyway nice to hear it went well.

Milla 01-17-2006 06:04 PM

gg

Madmartagen 01-17-2006 06:07 PM

gg on holding hands and kissing on the first date.

next time pee in her butt.

Jin-Roh 01-17-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
next time pee in her butt.

what? eek:

wintersforge 01-17-2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
I'm married to someone from work (old job) and I'll probably find my 2nd wife from work too. beer:

LMAO!!!!!! Good Stuff old man.....

Arkan 01-17-2006 07:46 PM

Glad it went smooth for you. Next time let her pay...lol

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-17-2006 08:31 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":c35ba]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
next time pee in her butt.

what? eek:[/quote:c35ba]urinate in her anus.

do you understand now my pretty? biggrin:

Himmler 01-17-2006 08:42 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":88a7e][quote="Jin-Roh":88a7e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
next time pee in her butt.

what? eek:[/quote:88a7e]urinate in her anus.

do you understand now my pretty? biggrin:[/quote:88a7e]i dont understand oOo:

CoMaToSe 01-18-2006 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
pics or stfu biggrin:

I aint posting pics to you horny fuckers happy:

Good call.

man, he wouldnt even give me pics loney:


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