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Michael 01-18-2006 08:16 PM

[quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":e3817
I'm a doctor, and I have diagnosed his condition. It's called "Marv chin".

ROFL thats what it looks like

How do you use to wanna be a muscle head? You can be one just dont take roids[/quote:e3817]what i mean is, when i was younger i used to want to be a professional competitive body builder. as a young kid i used to like drawing comic books N shit, and i saw bodybuilders and i was likeL: ooOOOooooo i wanna look like that! but yeah, you can't be a pro bodybuilder, competitively speaking without taking some sort of drugs. natural bodybuilders just don't cut it, professionally speaking. meh. i'm happy with my football player build anyway.

Milla 01-18-2006 08:18 PM

I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2006 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla
I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

142
here dance:

Milla 01-18-2006 08:22 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0c03b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

142
here dance:[/quote:0c03b]

ahah no matter how much (or what i eat) i cannot gain weight, so im happy lol. Ill abuse it until i start gaining weight.

Forte 01-18-2006 08:39 PM

130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.

TonyMontana 01-18-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Forte
130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.

depends on what you're eating

Forte 01-18-2006 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Forte
130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.

depends on what you're eating

Steak, Hamburger, Pizza, Ramen, Waffles. that is what I usually eat minus the 3 or four snacks I have during the day which consist of PBJ and an apple.

Hawke 01-18-2006 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla
I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

About 170-180lbs.*






*age 14





eek:

Milla 01-18-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by Milla
I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

About 170-180lbs.*






*age 14





eek:

What are you eek: ing about? oOo:

Who gives a fuck what someone weighs?

TonyMontana 01-18-2006 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Forte
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Forte
130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.

depends on what you're eating

Steak, Hamburger, Pizza, Ramen, Waffles. that is what I usually eat minus the 3 or four snacks I have during the day which consist of PBJ and an apple.

eat 6 meals a day. don't eat HUGE meals, but spread them out. tuna is your best friend

Milla 01-18-2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Forte
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Forte
130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.

depends on what you're eating

Steak, Hamburger, Pizza, Ramen, Waffles. that is what I usually eat minus the 3 or four snacks I have during the day which consist of PBJ and an apple.

eat 6 meals a day. don't eat HUGE meals, but spread them out. tuna is your best friend

Dude i fucking love tuna so much. I just canno eat it 6 times a day lol.

Michael 01-18-2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
eat 6 meals a day. don't eat HUGE meals, but spread them out. tuna is your best friend

you speak the truth

Doctor Duffy 01-18-2006 09:19 PM

14, 15 in like 2 weeks, at 150lb's, and about 5'9. And I do 21 pushups, curls, over the head thingies, situps, touch your toesies in the air, bicycles, then 51 squats. Not really a total workout, but just enough to keep me from looking like a blob, and I gotta admit, after doing it for about a year, I've gotten like 30X more muscular than I've ever been.


YYYEEEEEEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Hawke 01-18-2006 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla

What are you eek: ing about? oOo:

Who gives a fuck what someone weighs?

lol Did you take that offensively? lol
I simply put that because you're like 20ish and I'm bigger than you at age 14.* However I am not fat like Comatose. 6'1, 170lbs.


* Don't take the offensively.

Milla 01-18-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by Milla

What are you eek: ing about? oOo:

Who gives a fuck what someone weighs?

lol Did you take that offensively? lol
I simply put that because you're like 20ish and I'm bigger than you at age 14.* However I am not fat like Comatose. 6'1, 170lbs.


* Don't take the offensively.

Oh i thought you were trying to offend me, my apologies lol. I'm also 5'10.

beer:

Doctor Duffy 01-18-2006 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
duffy is your best friend

What about peanut-butter? Cause I eat that just allllllllll the time.

TonyMontana 01-18-2006 09:41 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f9628]
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
duffy is your best friend

What about peanut-butter? Cause I eat that just allllllllll the time.[/quote:f9628]

lol, yeah peanut butter has a good source of protein, and fat (the good fat) as well

Milla 01-18-2006 09:44 PM

[quote=TonyMontana]
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":15b86
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
duffy is your best friend

What about peanut-butter? Cause I eat that just allllllllll the time.

lol, yeah peanut butter has a good source of protein, and fat (the good fat) as well[/quote:15b86]

So does man sauce but you dont see me drinking it everyday rolleyes:

TonyMontana 01-18-2006 09:44 PM

[quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":9d384
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
duffy is your best friend

What about peanut-butter? Cause I eat that just allllllllll the time.

lol, yeah peanut butter has a good source of protein, and fat (the good fat) as well

So does man sauce but you dont see me drinking it everyday rolleyes:[/quote:9d384]

ahaha ban: biggrin:

Milla 01-18-2006 09:45 PM

[quote=TonyMontana]
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":41d34
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
duffy is your best friend

What about peanut-butter? Cause I eat that just allllllllll the time.

lol, yeah peanut butter has a good source of protein, and fat (the good fat) as well

So does man sauce but you dont see me drinking it everyday rolleyes:

ahaha ban: biggrin:[/quote:41d34]

Yo ucan have my man sauce if you want toni beer:

Short Hand 01-18-2006 10:07 PM

I don't need to eat tons.... I have put half an inch back on my bicep after only 2 weeks of training, muscle memory is good.

Poseidon 01-19-2006 02:31 AM

[quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":fc867]
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Originally Posted by Milla
I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body

142
here dance:

ahah no matter how much (or what i eat) i cannot gain weight, so im happy lol. Ill abuse it until i start gaining weight.[/quote:fc867]

Exactly the same, only mines slightly more serious:

112 at 5"10 rolleyes:

Tried everything to gain more weight..

Gym, weight gain, special diets, eating a fuck loada food. etc. Nothing works.

I can eat several huge meals with my mates, they just watch me shocked at the amount I can eat, compared to them. Then i'll say and hour after the meal something like "fuck im hungry" biggrin:

They take the piss outta me for being so skinny, but they are jealous of the amount of food i can eat without putting on weight.

Michael 01-19-2006 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Poseidon
Exactly the same, only mines slightly more serious:

112 at 5"10 rolleyes:

Tried everything to gain more weight..

Gym, weight gain, special diets, eating a fuck loada food. etc. Nothing works.

I can eat several huge meals with my mates, they just watch me shocked at the amount I can eat, compared to them. Then i'll say and hour after the meal something like "fuck im hungry" biggrin:

They take the piss outta me for being so skinny, but they are jealous of the amount of food i can eat without putting on weight.

maybe you just have a high metabolism

TonyMontana 01-19-2006 11:24 AM

i thought i would never put on weight. but then i started using creatine/weight gainer, and eating smaller meals more times during the day instead of eating Huge meals, and voila, i put on 5lbs after the first week of loading with creatine, and about 5-7lbs more after a month

and also eating healthier. i dont eat junk food, drink pop (soda). All I drink now is water, milk, and the occasional grape juice (when making my shakes)

1.5g of protein per lb of body weight. live by that #.

Airborne Butters 01-19-2006 11:42 AM

figures, I'm trying to lose it and you guys are trying to gain it! loney:

01-19-2006 11:58 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":59a01]figures, I'm trying to lose it and you guys are trying to gain it! loney:[/quote:59a01]

heres a suggestion: PUT DOWN THE FORK!

but seriously, instead of fishing on a boat, swim out to sea and catch fish with your bare hands.


6'1" and 167lbs for meh..but i still think i look fat.

Tystnad 01-19-2006 12:04 PM

Im 5'6'' at roughly 154 lbs.

Nyck 01-19-2006 12:06 PM

FUCK YOU 6 FOOT AND 260 DIE UNDER MY GIRTH!!

Milla 01-19-2006 12:06 PM

rofl fattie

TonyMontana 01-19-2006 12:08 PM

goddamn lol


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