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HeadUp 01-31-2006 03:35 PM

[quote=Tystnad]
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Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e1727
^Jungle juice?
Ive passed out twice in one night and I place the blame on one shot of vodka. And this is why I dont drink vodka.

A clean 6 cl's of Vodka gets the night started like nothing else. Man, I love it.[/quote:e1727]

am i to assume that a cl is like a shot?

this same kid ruined my friends' and my shroom experience earlier in the yr when after having taken all his shrooms the night before, and now that he couldnt do em with us, proceeded to smash a big bottle of whiskey and get violent...ever since then ive really not liked this kid at all, but seeing as how hes in my 3 other roommates frat and they dont have it in em to tell him to fuck off, i put up with his crazy creepy awkwardness on a daily basis

Unknown_Sniper 01-31-2006 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
^ pussy

Like I said I blame it on one shot of vodka, I didnt say thats all I had to drink. All I remember drinking is 3 beers, and 8 shots of jd in about 30 minutes. Then someone told me to try the vodka. IT seems every time I have vodka I have blackouts and pass out. If I wanted to get into a pissing match about drinking I would but thats kinda retarded.
As for whiskeys, JD makes me happy, Soco kinda calms me down, Jim sucks ass, and for Jameson, I will quote my friend "He can drink jameson like water "

Poseidon 01-31-2006 09:08 PM

i can only drink JD's after i've had a few pints, as i dont particually like the taste sober. Vodka red bull is freaking sweet stuff. I can drink it all night, its amazing stuff.

Arkan 01-31-2006 09:59 PM

A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.

HeadUp 01-31-2006 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.

did you proceed in blasting his head with a shotgun?

Arkan vs. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris -- who wins?

Tripper 01-31-2006 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadUp
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Originally Posted by Arkan
A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.

did you proceed in blasting his head with a shotgun?

Arkan vs. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris -- who wins?

Arkan can blow both of those fukers in the shitter, with his dual SIGs.

c312 01-31-2006 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadUp
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Originally Posted by Arkan
A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.

did you proceed in blasting his head with a shotgun?

Arkan vs. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris -- who wins?

Duke

strvs 01-31-2006 11:27 PM

I got really wasted at my friends 18th, puked like 10 times and passed out in my puke.. bad enough, but they thought it would be funny to COVER my face in permanent marker, even in my ears ffs. And some fuck thought it would be funny to put gum in my hair.. but trust me he got what was coming to him.

I think fucking around with passed out people is funny to an extent, but what they did to me was just fucking lame.

Blase 01-31-2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadUp
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Originally Posted by Arkan
A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.

did you proceed in blasting his head with a shotgun?

Arkan vs. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris -- who wins?

Trick question, Arkan is the basis for myth of Chuck Norris and the character of Duke Nukem.

Tripper 01-31-2006 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
I think fucking around with passed out people is funny to an extent, but what they did to me was just fucking lame.

I agree - Some people definitely take it too far...I think if you pass out way early you almost deserve a little something done to you...

Unknown_Sniper 02-01-2006 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by strvs
I think fucking around with passed out people is funny to an extent, but what they did to me was just fucking lame.

I agree - Some people definitely take it too far...I think if you pass out way early you almost deserve a little something done to you...

The only time IVe partaken in shaming someone was on a bus ride back from a Rugby tourny at Platsburgh state(NY) and a few people passed out in the van after drinking way too much. Even then we kept it small at one penis on the forehead or something.

Tripper 02-01-2006 08:12 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2412a]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by strvs
I think fucking around with passed out people is funny to an extent, but what they did to me was just fucking lame.

I agree - Some people definitely take it too far...I think if you pass out way early you almost deserve a little something done to you...

The only time IVe partaken in shaming someone was on a bus ride back from a Rugby tourny at Platsburgh state(NY) and a few people passed out in the van after drinking way too much. Even then we kept it small at one penis on the forehead or something.[/quote:2412a]

That's all you need. One penis. Coating a guys face entirely in black vivid is something you'd do if the guy fucked your sister and treated her like shit or something....You wouldn't do it to a mate for no reason, and still be mates about it afterwards. I know I wouldn't react well to having it done to me.

Stammer 02-01-2006 09:52 PM

^ Yeah, especially with a permanent marker, that's just fucking lame. Take like one of those wet erase markers and draw a penis or something stupid, dude wakes up you laugh a little bit he washes it off you're still good friends. No harm no foul.

Madmartagen 02-02-2006 12:02 AM

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hahhahah

Nyck 02-02-2006 12:09 AM

OMFG ROFL AT 2ND ONE!!!!!!

Madmartagen 02-02-2006 12:17 AM

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HeadUp 02-11-2006 02:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHA this kid passed out on our couch with his shoes on ....guesssss whaaaaaaaat?!??!

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haha i have a video of it too

Poseidon 02-11-2006 03:52 AM

gg destroy your couch whilst your at it rolleyes:

Jin-Roh 02-11-2006 05:30 AM

that could get in his ear too deep and cause an infection?! eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-11-2006 09:03 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":6780d]that could get in his ear too deep and cause an infection?! eek:[/quote:6780d]yehgg

Simo Häyhä 02-11-2006 12:19 PM

why did you all not have a bukkake party on him? stupid:

Nyck 02-11-2006 12:48 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":43dfc]why did you all not have a bukkake party on him? stupid:[/quote:43dfc]

imwithstupid:

Akuma 02-11-2006 04:03 PM

[quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":db80c
why did you all not have a bukkake party on him? stupid:

imwithstupid:[/quote:db80c]

Coleman 02-11-2006 06:08 PM

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