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Coleman 06-11-2006 11:41 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":fc633]at least i masturbate to Hentai each night or i'd be a total loser[/quote:fc633]lol

Sirus 06-11-2006 11:42 PM

leave coleman out of this spank:

Simo Häyhä 06-11-2006 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
leave coleman out of this spank:

tell him to give me my 10 dollars or im not giving him head anymore

Coleman 06-11-2006 11:46 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":a734a][quote=Sirus]leave coleman out of this spank:[/quote]
tell him to give me my 10 dollars or im not giving him head anymore[/quote:a734a]wtf i printed out that coupon from [url="http://www.gayloveconnection.org"]http://www.gayloveconnection.org[/url]

Jin-Roh 06-11-2006 11:48 PM

rock:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
maybe if my parents bought me a G35 I'd speed occasionally also nag:

ROFL!

Simo Häyhä 06-12-2006 01:43 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":934ca]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
maybe if my parents bought me a G35 I'd speed occasionally also nag:

ROFL![/quote:934ca]
heh

Tripper 06-12-2006 05:08 PM

I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

LMAO +1

Coleman 06-12-2006 05:49 PM

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duncey 06-12-2006 06:23 PM

[quote=Coleman][quote="Simo Häyhä":42f76][quote=Sirus]leave coleman out of this spank:[/quote]
tell him to give me my 10 dollars or im not giving him head anymore[/quote]wtf i printed out that coupon from [url="http://www.gayloveconnection.org"]http://www.gayloveconnection.org[/url][/quote:42f76]

Firefox can't find the server at http://www.gayloveconnection.org.

Fuck, dude, you are so low.

Himmler 06-12-2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

how long did it take your parents to save up to buy ur car

Himmler 06-12-2006 06:48 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9ceca]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

how long did it take your parents to save up to buy ur car[/quote:9ceca]it took ME about yr 1/2 for the down payment.

Tripper 06-12-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

HEY EVERYBODY: If you ever wondered what it would feel like to be immortal, just do 90 in a 45 limit area in the darkness of midnight. Apparently it's failsafe.

Then come on gf1.com and brag about it. Just for shits and giggles.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 09:32 PM

[quote=Himmler]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":f8eb5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

how long did it take your parents to save up to buy ur car

it took ME about yr 1/2 of begging for them to finally buy it for me..but I tell all my friends that i bought it, i also speed, arent i kewl?[/quote:f8eb5]Thanks for clearing that up! beer:

RaNgeR 06-12-2006 09:42 PM

blitz stop being a fucking douchebag. FFS all of you..grow up. His parents are rich and helped him buy a nice car, fucking cry about it. Jesus, Im tired of all of you moaning like whores because you are jealous.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
blitz stop being a fucking douchebag. FFS all of you..grow up. His parents are rich and helped him buy a nice car, fucking cry about it. Jesus, Im tired of all of you moaning like whores because you are jealous.

ROFL

Sirus 06-12-2006 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

HEY EVERYBODY: If you ever wondered what it would feel like to be immortal, just do 90 in a 45 limit area in the darkness of midnight. Apparently it's failsafe.

lmao happy:

Eight Ace 06-12-2006 10:18 PM

I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:

Himmler 06-12-2006 10:30 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ecff8]I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:[/quote:ecff8]FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY DONT PAY FOR IT!!!

on another note, even if they did, my dad raced me a few nights ago, so i dont think they'd care.

Short Hand 06-12-2006 10:31 PM

Dragway = fun.

Eight Ace 06-12-2006 10:41 PM

[quote=Himmler]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":fd7aa
I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:

FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY DONT PAY FOR IT!!!.[/quote:fd7aa]
ffs, ok keep your shirt on....anyway if they aren't paying for it you only had to say so... rolleyes:

RaNgeR 06-12-2006 11:08 PM

hahaha eight... He has said they didnt pay for it and every single thread about his car happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 11:10 PM

Himmler=[img]http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/06/speed.jpg[/img]

RaNgeR 06-12-2006 11:13 PM

dance:

Himmler 06-12-2006 11:14 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":4cd40][quote=Himmler]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":4cd40
I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:

FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY DONT PAY FOR IT!!!.[/quote:4cd40]
ffs, ok keep your shirt on....anyway if they aren't paying for it you only had to say so... rolleyes:[/quote:4cd40]check back about 4 posts, you will notice i just said i paid for it. ive created 3 threads about my car, and ive mentioned that probably...50 times?

Nyck 06-12-2006 11:16 PM

[quote=Himmler][quote="Eight Ace":66651]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":66651
I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:

FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY DONT PAY FOR IT!!!.

ffs, ok keep your shirt on....anyway if they aren't paying for it you only had to say so... rolleyes:[/quote:66651]check back about 4 posts, you will notice i just said i paid for it. ive created 3 threads about my car, and ive mentioned that probably...50 times?[/quote:66651]

But don't you work for your dad's company, so there for are getting his money...which would then technically mean that HE BOUGHT THE CAR INDIRECTLY FOR YOU... rock:

RaNgeR 06-12-2006 11:36 PM

haha nyck.. biggrin:

Himmler 06-12-2006 11:37 PM

well than that would mean that noone owns their own stuff. your boss owns your house, your car, etc. i still do legitimate work and im just like any other employee.

Bleuachdu 06-12-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I hear speeding increases your cock size....

Himmler I hope you nearly hit kids and go to jail then get porked in your lil' white behind...SPEEDING IS THE COOLEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS! YEAH! RUIN LIVES, ALRIGHT!

I KNOW MAN ISNT IT?? ON A BACKROAD AT 1AM WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS. SO COOL HUH???

You have no concept.

It's not that you have no concept of time, or money or safety (in fact you don't). But in general terms, you have absolutely no concept.

Jonsey_ 06-12-2006 11:40 PM

Funny like no one ever speeds i drive a saturn FFS and go double the speed limit all the time late at nite, although i have still not been pulled over yet driving over 2 years its not trying to be cool its just tryin to get home and bein impatient why i speed i hate just drivin slow wen not one other car is on the damn road.

anti 06-12-2006 11:41 PM

Derek says:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6172/look1to.jpg
tait says:
YARRRRRRRRR

Nyck 06-12-2006 11:42 PM

[quote="Jonsey_":1f906]Funny like no one ever speeds i drive a saturn FFS and go double the speed limit all the time late at nite, although i have still not been pulled over yet driving over 2 years its not trying to be cool its just tryin to get home and bein impatient why i speed i hate just drivin slow wen not one other car is on the damn road.[/quote:1f906]

I have done 90 in a 70 on the express way, probably the fastest Ive ever done.

calmdown:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2006 11:44 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jonsey_":c3bb1
Funny like no one ever speeds i drive a saturn FFS and go double the speed limit all the time late at nite, although i have still not been pulled over yet driving over 2 years its not trying to be cool its just tryin to get home and bein impatient why i speed i hate just drivin slow wen not one other car is on the damn road.

I have done 90 in a 70 on the express way, probably the fastest Ive ever done.

calmdown:[/quote:c3bb1]Your not even close to Himmler, he's too cool. calmdown:

anti 06-12-2006 11:44 PM

[quote="Jonsey_":0d475]Funny like no one ever speeds i drive a saturn FFS and go double the speed limit all the time late at nite, although i have still not been pulled over yet driving over 2 years its not trying to be cool its just tryin to get home and bein impatient why i speed i hate just drivin slow wen not one other car is on the damn road.[/quote:0d475]

i can understand speeding a bit, but himmler doing 90 in a 45? that's just inane.


himmler, it's getting kinda sad. that car is your life. i could understand if the exhaust could act as a fleshlight but in reality; it's just a car man, there's more important things in life.

Nyck 06-12-2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by anti

DerekRohaly: lol 1 second...i saved a pic to my HD thinking of you
DerekRohaly: le tme upload it
Nyck1118: lmao
Nyck1118: i feel blessed
DerekRohaly: i'm uploading it to imageshack
DerekRohaly: i can't get introuble for that can i?
DerekRohaly: http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6172 ... rnoman.jpg
DerekRohaly: oh well
Nyck1118: rofl
Nyck1118: may I ask why popeye popping his load on olive oil's blond sister made you think of me..

Bleuachdu 06-12-2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
Derek says:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6172/look1to.jpg
tait says:
YARRRRRRRRR

[img]http://teamaftermath.net/images/prawns.jpg[/img]

Nyck 06-12-2006 11:49 PM

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anti 06-13-2006 12:03 AM

i found this on the floor today.

edit: watch it


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