Whos brittany?

ti's the way my cousin spells her name so im used to writing it that way

nick: At age 39, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Jake: At age 81, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Robert: At age 51, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it eek:

Madmartagen: At age 36, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus ed:

[quote="Crazy Canadian":26609]Jake: At age 81, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.[/quote:26609]
...
Elvis died squeezing too hard on the john eek:

no dumbass, the sandwich is elvis style, those were his favs...

m00nraker: At age 92, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Kevin: At age 70, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

planetside is all i'll ever need.

Mine's probably pretty accurate:

Adam: At age 71, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

lmao, gg ghetto.

MiscGuy: At age 25, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.


only 2 more years...


On a more serious note, its 100% more likly to be an constrcution related accident before age 27.

Arkan: At age 84, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.