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Zoner 07-20-2006 08:32 AM

I understand that janitors have to deal with a lot of shit (no pun intended), but the fact of the matter is, I didn't leave like a half can of Sprite in the garbage. The amount I left wouldn't fill a thimble. I'm a relatively fat fuck...I don't leave behind much food or drink. biggrin:

This guy is obvioualy attracted to me and is trying to get my attention. Mission accomplished, sir...now eat this dick.

geRV 07-20-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Zoner, try this, he'll love it. Take a wad of tobacco and chew it for a bit. Spit in an open coffee cup, then when the cup is half full with slimey brown spit, discard it in the trash. Then take your CLEAN finger and sweep out the loose tobacco from your mouth all over the garbage pail. That'll learn him !!

It'll also make ihm look like a inbred hick. eek:

Proteus 07-20-2006 01:57 PM

Wow, if that's news, who wants a deskjob? Must be sleeping:

Zoner 07-20-2006 02:00 PM

Of course it's sleeping:

Why do you think Nyck and I cyber on AIM all friggin day.

Pyro 07-20-2006 02:00 PM

Ive never had a problem with the maintenance guy at the pool...they really don't give a shit what is it in the garbage...because well...they know how to take out the trash.

this guy needs to be fired.

Nyck 07-20-2006 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Of course it's sleeping:

Why do you think Nyck and I cyber on AIM all friggin day.

biggrin:

Nyck1118: im totally just sitting here playing with my nads
(14:56:32) Nyck1118: without the whole playing with my nads part
(14:56:51) z0nah: whip yer shit out
(14:57:28) z0nah: haw haw
(14:57:36) Nyck1118: *WHAPISHHHH!*
(14:58:03) z0nah: haw haw haww!!! *BOI-IIING* CHeck THAT shit,

Zoner 07-20-2006 02:24 PM

rock:

Did you do it? PM pics.

Nyck 07-20-2006 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
rock:

Did you do it? PM pics.

*PMs duffycock.jpg + dabianballs.gif*

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Of course it's sleeping:

Why do you think Nyck and I cyber on AIM all friggin day.

Nyck never replies when I AIM him lately loney:

Zoner 07-20-2006 03:12 PM

He's copied/pasted some of your messages. I don't blame him. annoy:

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
He's copied/pasted some of your messages. I don't blame him. annoy:

...

Example?

Zoner 07-20-2006 03:20 PM

I didn't log any of them. hake:

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I didn't log any of them. hake:

lies

Of a Jewish persuasion, I should say.

Proteus 07-20-2006 03:43 PM

Wow, people avoiding comatose in open conversation, that must never happen..

Nyck 07-20-2006 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^
CoMaToSe blew Nyck away with a rocket
CoMaToSe fed Lasagannas a rocket sandwich
CoMaToSe killed Arch with a rocket
Nycl: OMFG ROCKET N00B!!!!

perfect example of what he would IM me with

CoMaToSe 07-20-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^
CoMaToSe blew Nyck away with a rocket
CoMaToSe fed Lasagannas a rocket sandwich
CoMaToSe killed Arch with a rocket
Nycl: OMFG ROCKET N00B!!!!

perfect example of what he would IM me with

lies.

Tripper 07-20-2006 07:24 PM

wtf gf1 chat? I get lonely not having irc anymore...

Poseidon 07-21-2006 06:14 AM

gosh I agree, some janitors are a pain. I work at a college as an IT technician. Yesterday I had to move 15 Pc's from one campus to another resulting in 4 car journeys. On my final return journey I was returning to my car after loading it full of equipment, and was approached by a janitor asking if it was my car. I replyed 'yes why?' He started having a big go at me for parking in a area checked off, because a van wanted to unload there! I told him that I was loading my car full of Pc equipment, yet still he was having a go at me. So I just said "ok then... give me your extension number next time I need to carry 15 Pc's accros campus because I cant park where I want, I'll get you to do it for me"

He kinda mumbled something and walked off after this.

I had 178 Pc's ordered last week. and after unboxing them, I had to get rid of the cardboard. so I unloaded the cardboard into the cardboard bins yet still had piles full left. So loaded the rest into the skip. As one caretaker had told me to do so. Yet another came over and had a go at me for using the skip. I was like - where the fuck do you want me to put the cardboard. Theres over 300 pieces of cardboard, and I aint waiting 2 weeks for the bins to get emptied.

ninty 07-21-2006 08:36 AM

Question: What's a skip?

Sgt>Stackem 07-21-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Question: What's a skip?

maybe a pallet?


[img]http://www.paintingandpallets.com/pallets/pallet.gif[/img]

Poseidon 07-21-2006 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Question: What's a skip?

[img]http://homepages.wyenet.co.uk/gdixon/skip.jpg[/img]

ninty 07-21-2006 09:54 AM

Interesting. Learn something new every day. Now when I go to England I can properly reference the "skip". rock:

Poseidon 07-21-2006 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty
Interesting. Learn something new every day. Now when I go to England I can properly reference the "skip". rock:

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